Ian's definitions

understizzand

Understand

"I dont understizzand..."

by Ian June 2, 2003

shit jockey

a guy that talks every gurl he gets with into butt sex.

"im all about the butt man, im a fuckin shit jockey."

by Ian June 17, 2006

pissrock

A large rock or boulder for pissing on, especially while camping or hiking.

*Note: Must be used more than once to qualify, but only for urinating, not any other bodily function.

"I gotta take a leak, but I can't find a toilet."

"Then go to the pissrock."

"Oh."

by Ian April 12, 2005

soymanella

Food poisoning acquired from eating contaminated fake meat.

I was puking all night. I bet it was that nasty-ass six-month-old soymanella-infested tofurkey.

by Ian October 6, 2004

Werbo

Originates from the expression world of werbo. Commonly used to describe a situation that is unfavourable.
It's roots are traced back to the legendary snooker player Bill Werbeniuk.

Jeez this traffic jam is a world of werbo.

by Ian February 10, 2004

wala wala

a penius with hair in the tip

i was giving my boyfriend head but he had a very hairy wala wala.

by ian February 5, 2004

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007