by ian August 17, 2004
An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.
Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
by Ian December 09, 2004
I human who acts like a gullible robot.
A Gullibot believes and forwards every urban legend they receive in their email, as if they were a robot programed to recycle and spew idiocy.
Usually they don't bother to use Bcc (Blind Carbon Copy), so a whole world full of idiots and crystal clutchers get your email adress as it gets forwarded from moron to moron.
Gullibots also forward virus hoaxes.
Gullibots also forward "inspirational" chain letters that end with, "forward this to someone you love."
A Gullibot believes and forwards every urban legend they receive in their email, as if they were a robot programed to recycle and spew idiocy.
Usually they don't bother to use Bcc (Blind Carbon Copy), so a whole world full of idiots and crystal clutchers get your email adress as it gets forwarded from moron to moron.
Gullibots also forward virus hoaxes.
Gullibots also forward "inspirational" chain letters that end with, "forward this to someone you love."
I just emailed everyone on that gullibot's email list that Febreeze doesn't really kill dogs, and they should stop listening to the idiot.
by Ian December 09, 2004
Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel
also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
his happy trail was hairy
by Ian March 06, 2005
when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.
by ian January 22, 2005
by Ian November 30, 2003