cricket

"thats just not cricket!!"
"ZZZzzzzzzz"
by ian November 17, 2003
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Coultergeist

An evil entity that wants to destroy America and hates us for our freedom.
The Coultergeist wants to destroy Democracy and turn America in to a Corporate Theocracy.
by Ian December 07, 2004
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Shoestring special

A tiny g sring
by Ian July 18, 2003
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figard

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!
by Ian April 02, 2005
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saddler

A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".
Was there many saddlers in the pub last night?
by Ian July 18, 2003
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donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."
Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
by Ian March 08, 2005
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rug

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.
Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?
by ian January 21, 2004
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