Definitions by Iamwebster1307

Hitting The Narwall 

When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.

“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”

Hitting The Narwall by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021

Spaghetti-no 

The typical response you use to deal with the typical chef fuck-boy-ar-dee when they come around doing their trashy fuck boy shit.

Listen here you spaghetti-ho, take your fuck boy ass and leave, she told you spaghetti-no…….

Spaghetti-no by Iamwebster1307 November 22, 2021

Samacideception 

During the Samurai process of Hari-Kari, if a Samurai restores his honor by killing himself, while ending the life of another dishonored Samurai, he then commits Samacideception.

Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.

Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari

All Jeff knew was that this Samurai was a god damn Zombie, he must have found the honor restoring yet death avoiding loophole of samacideception.

Samacideception by Iamwebster1307 November 21, 2021

Ascendtial 

Things defined as essential items for a person to elevate themselves from the current plane to the next level of consciousness.

Since letting go of material things is normally accepted as part of ascension, the are items in theory and conjecture only

Oh my gawd, this music is ascendtial to hitting the 5th dimensional vibe

Ascendtial by Iamwebster1307 October 31, 2021

Judge Circle 

When you fuck with someone so hard that they never know whats real and what's not

I got Jenn with a judge circle the other day on mushrooms

Judge Circle by Iamwebster1307 July 4, 2021

Samantha 

A dicktease. To lead one on with sexual expectations and deliver absolutely nothing

That girl is being a total Samantha. She acted like we were going to fuck and she totally blue balled me.

Samantha by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015

cloppert 

A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.

i used clopperts law to my head in my ass.

cloppert by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015