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That girl is being a total Samantha. She acted like we were going to fuck and she totally blue balled me.
by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015
Get the Samanthamug. Things defined as essential items for a person to elevate themselves from the current plane to the next level of consciousness.
Since letting go of material things is normally accepted as part of ascension, the are items in theory and conjecture only
Since letting go of material things is normally accepted as part of ascension, the are items in theory and conjecture only
by Iamwebster1307 October 31, 2021
Get the Ascendtialmug. During the Samurai process of Hari-Kari, if a Samurai restores his honor by killing himself, while ending the life of another dishonored Samurai, he then commits Samacideception.
Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.
Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari
Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.
Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari
All Jeff knew was that this Samurai was a god damn Zombie, he must have found the honor restoring yet death avoiding loophole of samacideception.
by Iamwebster1307 November 21, 2021
Get the Samacideceptionmug. The hyrbid women of the rave which can often be found near DubStep mosh pits, DnB ragers or any other lit and strong genre of EDM. Its the enlightened and alleviated version of Emo chicks from back in the day.
They still ratchet, they most likely harder than you and will not hesitate to smash your face in the pit while showing up to the festival half naked, cute with face jewels and all love and light.
They still ratchet, they most likely harder than you and will not hesitate to smash your face in the pit while showing up to the festival half naked, cute with face jewels and all love and light.
“Bruv, you hit the pit for Sudden Death yet? I was going to but there are so many PLUREMO girls in there and I think one of them in a fairy costume and pasties was wearing a guys face!!!’ Kinda scared to…..”
by Iamwebster1307 February 5, 2023
Get the PLUREMOmug. When a woman is giving a man head and his dick is so far down her throat his balls are in his mouth (See Urban Dictionary entry “Brain”) and she takes her hand around his leg to his butt and slips in her little finger into his anus for added stimulation. However, she does so without telling him first. So as she does he let’s out a little “Narf” as it’s happening…..
“Oh my god, Becky’s head game is next level, she totally gave me a Pinky and the Brain last night. It started me at first, but I was ok with it.”
by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024
Get the Pinky and the Brainmug. A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.
by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015
Get the cloppertmug. The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!
Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us
by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022
Get the Church Of Usmug.