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Sobor, when you want your friends to think you’ve been sober but you are currently drunk while writing on Facebook that you have been sober xxx days….
by Iamwebster1307 March 21, 2023
Get the Sobor mug.When a fuck boy becomes so fixated on his target for the night, that he literally becomes an unstoppable force, moving in a way that all thoughts, actions. and speech are directly focused and part of his ploy to fuck his target. The only way to possibly stop a fuckernaut is to mess up their flawless and product rich hair so that they worry about their chances of manipulating the target to bed……
“Omg did you see how Chad completely went fuckernaut with that girl at the party? It’s like the entire world no longer existed until he got a piece of that.”
by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024
Get the Fuckernaut mug.When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.
“I mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.” “I think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.”
by Iamwebster1307 December 11, 2021
Get the Hitting The Narwall mug.The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!
Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us
by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022
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Since letting go of material things is normally accepted as part of ascension, the are items in theory and conjecture only
Since letting go of material things is normally accepted as part of ascension, the are items in theory and conjecture only
by Iamwebster1307 October 31, 2021
Get the Ascendtial mug.A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.
by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015
Get the cloppert mug.When a woman is giving a man head and his dick is so far down her throat his balls are in his mouth (See Urban Dictionary entry “Brain”) and she takes her hand around his leg to his butt and slips in her little finger into his anus for added stimulation. However, she does so without telling him first. So as she does he let’s out a little “Narf” as it’s happening…..
“Oh my god, Becky’s head game is next level, she totally gave me a Pinky and the Brain last night. It started me at first, but I was ok with it.”
by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024
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