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A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.
i used clopperts law to my head in my ass.
cloppert by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015
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n- Sexual Gratification or Erotica involving ponies, specifically ponies seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Generally, the person masturbating to pony erotica is considered the Clopper.
The other day, John saw a picture online of Twilight Sparkle with fully developed breasts. John has been a Clopper ever since
Clopper by a1staek July 12, 2012
Cloppers are fans, who "fap" to the animated TV series My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic./Equestria Girls.
It doesn't matter if they "clop" directly to the series or to fan-made Rule 34 material of the show.
Jack: Hey! What are you doin'?

Alex: *Clopps* to a picture to Rainbow Dash*

Jack: You hate the show, but you are a Clopper...
Clopper by RandomWordsGuy May 26, 2016
n. vagina

see also clunge, gwat and clive
She lifted her skirt and showed me her clopper. It was beautiful...
clopper by Scruttock January 29, 2006
A Brony who is into the ponies of the show on a more sexual level than a normal Brony.
Brony: So who is your favorite pony?
Clopper: Well I'd love to cum inside Twilight
Brony: Oh, so your a clopper?
Clopper by BrohoofTheWorld April 12, 2013
Person or either sex who is sexually attracted to cartoon ponies. Often in a Rule34 setting.
Or uses Rule34 ponies as masturbation aids.

A sub sect of the brony community.
"dude, I just found some awesome porn of rarity doing pinkiepie"

"that's cool, but I'm not a clopper"
clopper by anenglishbrony August 15, 2012

Coppertone 

Nickname given to some one of pale complexion.

Nickname given to someone who has difficulty tanning, who may only turn red or suffer sunburn after extended time in the sun.

Similar to calling a very large person tiny.

Abbreviated - Copper
Don't let coppertone out in the sun, we don't want him to burn like last weekend.
Coppertone by GFY4273 November 29, 2011