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6dollarshirts

One of the two big t-shirt ads on urbandicionary.com, the other being bustedtees.com. Features a guy who is marvelling at his printed t-shirt so much you may think he will masturbate over it also a soft-porn woman with a t-shirt half way up her torso and also (which i haven't seen yet) a homeless-looking guy who hasn't groomed his beard for months.
random guy 1-did you go on urbandictionary.com last night?

random guy 2- yep saw that 6dollarshirts ad with the girl who has a t-shirt rolled up to her boobs!

random guy 1- what did you think?

random guy 2- i wish she was my wife
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Marxism

A form of government created by Karl Marx, it was meant to make everyone equal by not letting anyone control industry and become powerful, unfortunatly dictators like Stalin bent it to make them rule the country without letting anyone have their say
Marxist - Damn Stalin and Kim Jong Il bent Marxism to make them powerful, now everyone doesn't know the Marxism is meant to make everyone equal!

Communist- Shut up, Don't you dare put down comrade Stalin or comrade Kim Jong Il!
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TRILF

Tomb Raider I'd Like to Fuk (spelt wrong on purpose)
Look at Lara in that Catsuit, that's soooo TRILF!
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snorgtees

A rubbish advert which has unfortunatly made it past urbandictionary.com
guy 1: What did you go on last night?

guy 2: Indiana Jones Wiki

guy 1: was it good?

guy 2: Yeah, it was interesting but I saw a snorgtees ad

guy 1: OOOOHHHH NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! Snorgtees has made it onto other websites! It's spreading like a plague!
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Indiana Jones

One of the coolest film heroes of all time, born in Princeton, New Jersey in 1899 (Indy not Harrison Ford), probably the best known archeologist in the world, Indy isn't official called Indiana but rather Henry Jones Jnr, but he was very fond of the family dog, Indiana so he became known as Indiana, his dad insists he is called Junior and this angers Indy as we find out in The Last Crusade, during the war he and his MI6 buddy, Hale, went on many adventures to stop the Nazis and Japanese getting sources of paranormal power, e.g in Indiana Jones and the Army of the Dead, Jones and Hale travel to Haiti to stop an army of undead! In 1947, he defeated the Babylonian god, Marduk (please play Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine) and in 1957 he went in search of his friend, Harold Oxley who had lost his marbles and ended up finding a crystal skull, which if returned gives the returner a "gift", to know everything and found he had a son (Mutt Williams a.k.a Herny Jones III), Mutt wasn't happy about this early on but it sunk in. During the 90's he still travelled, much to the opposition of his family, who thought he should settle down at nearly 100, and was a lecturer, and was willing to share stories of his youth with anyone who would listen.
a cool archeologist,

henry jones snr-we named the dog Indiana

Sallah-The dog?, you were named after a dog!?

Indiana Jones- I was very fond of that dog

Marcus Brody- Can we go home now?

(the last few lines of The Last Crusade)
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heart attack

something that's become more common since the creation of super-sized fast food
super size me-a good and insightful programme about over-weight troubles (although heart attack isn't one of them, but it's pretty obvious)
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chav

An unfortunate sub-culture which is a waste of space and should be exiled

Not worthy of being called "British"

Also they'd rather spend money on a crappy old car than buy a new one
Chav-Lend me 10 bar, bruvva, WTF are you looking at?

British person-Get stuffed, you are the skidmark on the underpants of society! How many British soldiers died for pieces of shit like you! YOU'RE AN INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chav showing off his banged-up 1980's Nova with a huge exhaust and black headlights, normal person drives past in a Jaguar*
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