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The people of Britain, has many beautiful women (please go to bestuff and look for "British Girls"). British people or people of British descent are very prominant in places like Australia. Many people have been fooled by Bridget Jones' Diary into thinking that all British are overweight, unhappy chain-smokers, as you have seen that is not the case. British people are usually very nice, but can be turn extremely angry when made fun off or insulted, so be careful. Most British hate being called "Brits" and "Roastbifs" (the English in particular).
Foreigner with no knowledge of British people: British women are fat and ugly!
British person: Incorrect, is Kiera Knightly fat and ugly? Or how about Victoria Beckham?, or Kate Winslet? etc etc
British person: Incorrect, is Kiera Knightly fat and ugly? Or how about Victoria Beckham?, or Kate Winslet? etc etc
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 8, 2009
Get the British mug.A place which has been invaded by 9-year-olds who are ultra-Master Chief fans and sound like Chipmunks, speak non-stop, rap, call people niggers for whopping 'em, sing, say brainless, retarded things about your mum, curse like sailors and like to they're "de best on de whole XBL" but get whopped all the time. but everyone else is OK.
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
(please note that not all 9-year-olds are like this, thank the lord)
idiot 9-year-old: PWNED U!
teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"
idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!
teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.
idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!
teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.
idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!
teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.
idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
teen: "Kills 9-year-old with no effort what so ever"
idiot little kid: FUK U! UR MUM SUKS PEOPLE OFF ALL DE TIME!
teen: Yes, we know you're a little retard, now STFU and reach puberty.
idiot little kid: FUK U NIGGA, I WILL FUKING PWN U FOR DE REST OF UR LIFE!
teen: Fuck off XBOX live and get a life, when I was your age I had a PS1 and a portable-TV and couldn't believe how lucky I was, kids of the '90s got out more. Oh I pity the kids of the 2000's, I really do.
idiot little kid: FUK U! I DIDN'T ASK 4 UR FUKING LIFE STORY!
teen: And I didn't ask a little retarded baby like yourself to come on XBOX live, fuck off and speak to me when your balls drop.
idiot little kid: FUK U CU..! "teen blocks 9-year-old and files a negative review and complaint against him"
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 9, 2009
Get the XBOX live mug.One of the best decades ever (Americans could say the '20s but I can't), good music (Mambo No. 5 (Can't remember who sung that), Scatman Ski-Ba-Bop-Da-Dop-Bop by Scatman John, I'm Blue by Eiffel 65, Gonna Make you Sweat by C+C Music Factory, Macarena by Los del Rio. good films (Die Hard 2 and With a Vengence, Lethal Weapon 3 and 4, Memphis Belle, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Terminator 2, Toy Story 1 and 2 :-D etc etc)
Good TV (The Simpsons became big and there are many other good programmes), good times (America, Britain, ireland and most nations in South-East Asia were going through an economic boom, in 1999 the Dow Jones reached 12,000, the highest it has ever been and the FTSE 100 reached just over 6,000, again in 1999, the highest that has ever been) good toys (Croc 1 and 2, Gex 1,2 and 3, PS1, Time Crisis etc etc)
Good TV (The Simpsons became big and there are many other good programmes), good times (America, Britain, ireland and most nations in South-East Asia were going through an economic boom, in 1999 the Dow Jones reached 12,000, the highest it has ever been and the FTSE 100 reached just over 6,000, again in 1999, the highest that has ever been) good toys (Croc 1 and 2, Gex 1,2 and 3, PS1, Time Crisis etc etc)
An example of an argument between a teen, who was a kid in the 90's and a young kid (the teen is my age but isn't me)
Kid: born '97, digging it! :-D
Teen: '97?! You were only 3 in 2000!
Kid: So?
Teen: You start being a kid when you're 5-7
Kid: When were you born?
Teen: 1993, so I was 7 in 2000
Kid: The 90's culture didn't end until 2002
Teen: So, you where a kid during the time of the 90's culture but not the decade itself
Kid: You could class me as a 90's kid, because I was a kid in the time we still had the culture
Teen: In a way, but you were not a kid in the actual decade
Kid: You don't have to be a kid in the 90's to be a '90s kid!, you just have to be in the culture
Teen: So you are a part-'90s kid, lets leave it at that
'90s
Kid: born '97, digging it! :-D
Teen: '97?! You were only 3 in 2000!
Kid: So?
Teen: You start being a kid when you're 5-7
Kid: When were you born?
Teen: 1993, so I was 7 in 2000
Kid: The 90's culture didn't end until 2002
Teen: So, you where a kid during the time of the 90's culture but not the decade itself
Kid: You could class me as a 90's kid, because I was a kid in the time we still had the culture
Teen: In a way, but you were not a kid in the actual decade
Kid: You don't have to be a kid in the 90's to be a '90s kid!, you just have to be in the culture
Teen: So you are a part-'90s kid, lets leave it at that
'90s
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 10, 2009
Get the 90's mug.A new medieval empire-building which has had mixed reviews, it says "play unnoticeably" however on wikipedia it says "despite the fact that Evony does nothing to hide itself from network logs and its URL and cookies will still be present in a web browser's history like any other website." Also a running slogan for the campaign was "Save the queen!", although within the game, there is no queen to save.
Not only that, it has been accused of breaching copyright laws, as it says on wikipedia: "The game and website currently uses graphics from various games including Microsoft's Age of Empires: The Age of Kings and Age of Mythology as well as descriptions copied directly from Sid Meier's Civilization III and Civilization IV, as well as from other Mods and Wikipedia.
During the ongoing advertising campaign a particular advert featuring a fairy was apparently taken from the website costumecraze.com. The owners were subsequently informed and blogged about this."
And there was another controversey about the developer corporation, Universal Multiplayer Game Entertainment being linked to WoWMine, a Chinese operation known for gold mining. also criticism made regarding the game has been removed from Evony's forum by moderators.
Not only that, it has been accused of breaching copyright laws, as it says on wikipedia: "The game and website currently uses graphics from various games including Microsoft's Age of Empires: The Age of Kings and Age of Mythology as well as descriptions copied directly from Sid Meier's Civilization III and Civilization IV, as well as from other Mods and Wikipedia.
During the ongoing advertising campaign a particular advert featuring a fairy was apparently taken from the website costumecraze.com. The owners were subsequently informed and blogged about this."
And there was another controversey about the developer corporation, Universal Multiplayer Game Entertainment being linked to WoWMine, a Chinese operation known for gold mining. also criticism made regarding the game has been removed from Evony's forum by moderators.
guy 1: Have you played Evony?
guy 2: No, I've been reading about it on Wikipedia, it as been accused of some serious crimes, being linked to illegal operations, copyright issues and unethical and misleading adverts.
guy 1: I don't care, I like it
guy 2: No, I've been reading about it on Wikipedia, it as been accused of some serious crimes, being linked to illegal operations, copyright issues and unethical and misleading adverts.
guy 1: I don't care, I like it
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 10, 2009
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Japan invades Manchuria and aims to take the rest of China under the first two stages of the Tanaka Memorial (this starts the Second Sino-Japanese War), Hitler becomes Chancellor, Hinderburg dies-Hitler becomes Fuhrer, readies to invade Austria, but Mussolini mobilises and readies to go to war with Hitler if he invades (not many people know this), Anglo-German Naval Agreement, Britain allows hitler to build the Kriegsmarine to 35% the total tonnage of the Royal Navy, Mussolini invades Ethiopia, and hitler invades the Rhineland at the aame time, Spanish Civil War, Condor Legion of Germany and the Aviazione Legionaria of Italy help the Spanish Nationalists (in fact Germany and Italy were testing their militaries), Italy, Japan and German sigh a few treaties creating the Axis powers, Mussolini lets Hitler take Austria this time (the Austrian people wanted Anschluss, but the voters are kept under close observation by German Soldiers), Czechoslavkia, Britain and France tell Hitler to stop it, Hitler agrees but invades the rest six months later, Hitler invades Poland, angering Britain (Britain and Poland had a treaty), Britain gives Hitler and ultimatum, Hitler ignores it, Britain goes to war, France goes to war, Britain bombs German warships on the Kiel canal (not many people know this), Soviets invade Eastern Poland and sign the Russo-German Non-Agression Pact, Russian invades Finland for no reason (The Winter War), Russia condemned, Russia thrown out of League of Nations, Britain and France plan to send 100,000 and 50,000 men to Finland respectivly, Norway and Sweden don't allow this, Britain, France and America send planes to Finland, Finland overwhelmed, Russia takes parts of Finland, Hitler turns west, defeats Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg and France, Dunkirk, Battle of Britain, British defend their nation, British bomb Berlin, Hitler gets mad and flattens Coventy which kills thousands of innocent civilians, Hitler turns east again,British Swordfish attack German Warships at Petsamo and lose three aircraft it is meant to show support to the Soviet allies, Finland joins Hitler to try to get back areas of land lost to Russia (The Continuation War), Germany invades Russia, Britain declares war on Finland, Hurricanes of No. 151 Wing RAF provide air cover to Soviet troops, Hitler stopped at the gates of Moscow, Japan, tired of America's embargoes bombs Pearl Harbour, America declares war on Germany, Italy and Japan,Japanese sink Force Z, US and Filipino troops fight at the Battle of Bataan, the day after Manila is captured by the Japanese, Five days after that the Siege of Bataan begins, three days after that the last German raid on Liverpool destroys the home of Hitler's Nephew (lol), the day after Japan declares war on the Netherlands and the Netherlands East Indies, Japanese capture Kuala Lumpur, Japanese forces invade Burma, the Battle of Rabual begins, Thailand declares war the US and the UK, D. Roosevelt interns Japanese Americans and seizes their property, Japanese take Singapore (it was actually in a bluff as the Japanese were running out of ammo as they were finding it difficult getting it through the jungles), Japanese attack Darwin, Doolite Raid the first raid on Tokyo, Operation Anthropoid (Czech paratroopers attempt to assasinate Reinhard Heydrich), Japanese subs infiltrate Sydney Harbour, Axis forces capture Tobruk and a Japanese fires upon Fort Stevens, Oregon the same day, Battle of Coral Sea and Midway,Americans take Guadalcanal ,Operation Torch Allied forces land in North Africa, Afrika Core defeated, Allies take Sicily and invade Italy, Mussolini defeated, D-Day, Continuation War ends and Finland helps Britain and Russia expel German soldiers in Finland (The Lapland War) and Germans employ Scorched Earth on the whole of Northern Finland as they retreat to Norway, Allies in France head east, all allies attack Berlin, air-raids are becoming normal, German jet-fighters cause pain to B-17's and Lancaster's, in April the last Germans are expelled from Finland, ending the Lapland War, the allies take Berlin and Hitler commits suicide, Okinawa, allies re-take Burma and atomic bombs are dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, end of WWII, not long after American and Russian relations take a nose-dive and the Cold War begins, the world enters the nuclear age, all forms of Nazism are outlawed in Germany.
Japan invades Manchuria and aims to take the rest of China under the first two stages of the Tanaka Memorial (this starts the Second Sino-Japanese War), Hitler becomes Chancellor, Hinderburg dies-Hitler becomes Fuhrer, readies to invade Austria, but Mussolini mobilises and readies to go to war with Hitler if he invades (not many people know this), Anglo-German Naval Agreement, Britain allows hitler to build the Kriegsmarine to 35% the total tonnage of the Royal Navy, Mussolini invades Ethiopia, and hitler invades the Rhineland at the aame time, Spanish Civil War, Condor Legion of Germany and the Aviazione Legionaria of Italy help the Spanish Nationalists (in fact Germany and Italy were testing their militaries), Italy, Japan and German sigh a few treaties creating the Axis powers, Mussolini lets Hitler take Austria this time (the Austrian people wanted Anschluss, but the voters are kept under close observation by German Soldiers), Czechoslavkia, Britain and France tell Hitler to stop it, Hitler agrees but invades the rest six months later, Hitler invades Poland, angering Britain (Britain and Poland had a treaty), Britain gives Hitler and ultimatum, Hitler ignores it, Britain goes to war, France goes to war, Britain bombs German warships on the Kiel canal (not many people know this), Soviets invade Eastern Poland and sign the Russo-German Non-Agression Pact, Russian invades Finland for no reason (The Winter War), Russia condemned, Russia thrown out of League of Nations, Britain and France plan to send 100,000 and 50,000 men to Finland respectivly, Norway and Sweden don't allow this, Britain, France and America send planes to Finland, Finland overwhelmed, Russia takes parts of Finland, Hitler turns west, defeats Norway, Denmark, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg and France, Dunkirk, Battle of Britain, British defend their nation, British bomb Berlin, Hitler gets mad and flattens Coventy which kills thousands of innocent civilians, Hitler turns east again,British Swordfish attack German Warships at Petsamo and lose three aircraft it is meant to show support to the Soviet allies, Finland joins Hitler to try to get back areas of land lost to Russia (The Continuation War), Germany invades Russia, Britain declares war on Finland, Hurricanes of No. 151 Wing RAF provide air cover to Soviet troops, Hitler stopped at the gates of Moscow, Japan, tired of America's embargoes bombs Pearl Harbour, America declares war on Germany, Italy and Japan,Japanese sink Force Z, US and Filipino troops fight at the Battle of Bataan, the day after Manila is captured by the Japanese, Five days after that the Siege of Bataan begins, three days after that the last German raid on Liverpool destroys the home of Hitler's Nephew (lol), the day after Japan declares war on the Netherlands and the Netherlands East Indies, Japanese capture Kuala Lumpur, Japanese forces invade Burma, the Battle of Rabual begins, Thailand declares war the US and the UK, D. Roosevelt interns Japanese Americans and seizes their property, Japanese take Singapore (it was actually in a bluff as the Japanese were running out of ammo as they were finding it difficult getting it through the jungles), Japanese attack Darwin, Doolite Raid the first raid on Tokyo, Operation Anthropoid (Czech paratroopers attempt to assasinate Reinhard Heydrich), Japanese subs infiltrate Sydney Harbour, Axis forces capture Tobruk and a Japanese fires upon Fort Stevens, Oregon the same day, Battle of Coral Sea and Midway,Americans take Guadalcanal ,Operation Torch Allied forces land in North Africa, Afrika Core defeated, Allies take Sicily and invade Italy, Mussolini defeated, D-Day, Continuation War ends and Finland helps Britain and Russia expel German soldiers in Finland (The Lapland War) and Germans employ Scorched Earth on the whole of Northern Finland as they retreat to Norway, Allies in France head east, all allies attack Berlin, air-raids are becoming normal, German jet-fighters cause pain to B-17's and Lancaster's, in April the last Germans are expelled from Finland, ending the Lapland War, the allies take Berlin and Hitler commits suicide, Okinawa, allies re-take Burma and atomic bombs are dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, end of WWII, not long after American and Russian relations take a nose-dive and the Cold War begins, the world enters the nuclear age, all forms of Nazism are outlawed in Germany.
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 11, 2009
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Honestly Bustedtees needs a new design team/designer
Honestly Bustedtees needs a new design team/designer
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 12, 2009
Get the Bustedtees mug.A new disease which covers the western world, pretty much everyone has no immunity to the facebook disease, it affects your brain quite easily, there is no preventitative medicine to the disease, the best preventitative medicine happens to be the cure, keep yourself occupied, then the facebook disease will eventually die, mild forms of the disease are not bad and will eventually peter out, however more serious cases are nastier, here are the symptoms- DVT (only in the worst cases), stiff,painful fingers, arm aches, arguments between you and your parents, "Can't be bothered to do anything" attitude, lack of exercise, possibly weight gain, there may be more symptoms but these are the ones I know at this moment in time.
random guy 1: I have put on like 2 stone in a month, my wife has left me, my fingers ache all the time, exercise is too difficult and my spots have tripled in amount and I wake up in the morning and sing "Oh, what a crappy morning", please tell me what's wrong with me.
random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the computer
random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the computer
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 21, 2009
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