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Babycabbages

Adult's game item to trick kids into eating brussel sprouts by pretending they are very small young cabbages (No wonder kids play up!)
Lets have some babycabbages with your greentrees and whitetrees.
by ITman May 4, 2008
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Electronic-landfill

Electronic-landfill are useless electronic gadgets that are of little or limited use or do not function as they should.
That gadget to recharge my phone using solar power and the device that shows cold water as blue and hot water as red is just electronic-landfill
by ITman January 13, 2011
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Turdpikes

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!
by ITman May 5, 2008
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bedable

A compliment that you fancy someone so much you could take them to bed.
Example: Wow she is bedable
by ITman October 6, 2007
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Eggist

Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.
Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour
by ITman April 20, 2008
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Greentrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)
Baby, would you like some lovely little greentrees with your dinner?
by ITman May 4, 2008
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Doorsteper

A doorsteper is some one that mucks up on their own patch.
I.e Craping on your own doorstep.
Justin is a doorsteper as he pimps his sister from their home!
by ITman May 4, 2008
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