by ITman May 04, 2008
by ITman September 23, 2007
A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.
Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.
Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.
Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.
Somtimes a turdpike is used by a dog-walker, litter collector, police and mugger.
Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
by ITman May 05, 2008
A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.
Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.
Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.
Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.
Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.
Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.
Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.
Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
by ITman May 05, 2008
Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.
Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour
by ITman April 21, 2008
Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.
Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.
Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
by ITman May 04, 2008
Wombledon is the rubbish parts of Wimbledon and Wimbledon Common, where the messy dirty Wombles live.
Wombles spend a lot of their time recycling rubbish, which is why its such an untidy area and an eyesore.
The Wombles are fictional characters created by British author Elisabeth Beresford,originally appearing in a series of children's novels from 1968. The characters later became nationally famous in the mid 1970s as a result of a popular BBC children's television show using stop motion animation. A number of spin-off novelty songs also became major hits in the British music charts.
The Wombles are pointy-nosed furry creatures that live in burrows, where they help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in useful and ingenious ways. Their motto is Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish. This "green" message was ahead of its time in the 1970s. Although Wombles live in every country in the world, the stories focus on the life of the burrow in Wimbledon Common in London, England, which is the original Wombledon rubbish tip.
Wombles spend a lot of their time recycling rubbish, which is why its such an untidy area and an eyesore.
The Wombles are fictional characters created by British author Elisabeth Beresford,originally appearing in a series of children's novels from 1968. The characters later became nationally famous in the mid 1970s as a result of a popular BBC children's television show using stop motion animation. A number of spin-off novelty songs also became major hits in the British music charts.
The Wombles are pointy-nosed furry creatures that live in burrows, where they help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in useful and ingenious ways. Their motto is Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish. This "green" message was ahead of its time in the 1970s. Although Wombles live in every country in the world, the stories focus on the life of the burrow in Wimbledon Common in London, England, which is the original Wombledon rubbish tip.
by ITman January 28, 2008