phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.
"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."
by Ian February 02, 2004
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Penzomeester

The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.
"I was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere."
by Ian December 15, 2003
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toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.
That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.
by Ian May 04, 2004
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Shawankawank

Someone who is being a bitch, male or female. Often used to confuse or have hidden meaning to people who don't know.
Man, she's being a shawankawank
by ian November 17, 2004
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last emperor

a philidelphia based rapper, "Some cats might say Jay-Z or Last Emperor" - Mos Def on the greatest emcee of all time.

Absolutely legendary, no doubt about it, spits life as he see's it, doesn't talk bullshit about guns and violence.

Made the legendary song Secret Wars Part 1.

Check it out.
iC
NB: also a great film by Bernardo Bertolucci.
Last emp, vocabulary dropper, my rap book, magic like harry potter
rough rider much like a physichan, im kickin magic spells and
put the females in position
and when they ask you what my rapping is under
tell em to use words like magic and wonder
tell em to use words like passion and hunger
tell em i got an album that'll crack for the summer
and when it hits, the pitch at a certain rate
gotta admit i dont spit i regurgitate
over beats that'll increase the verbal murder rate
beats that'll make you dislocate your vertebrae
the ground shakes when i hear the drum
hear i come
tell em where im from
I'm from west philidelphia, translevania
body slamming rappers like wrestlemania
rockin ya stadium im out on tour
turn it out when the emp is in the house i roar
down at the record store
who they checkin for
y'all better hit the floor
all hail the emperor
by Ian March 31, 2005
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Malb

1. An "inward" explosioin, i. e. an implosion.

2. opposite of blam.
MALB!! went the submarine.
by Ian June 25, 2003
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strobes

Man that chick has some bigass strobes. I wanna run it in between 'em.

Hey ho, show me dem strobes!

Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.
by Ian June 16, 2003
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