IAN's definitions

NIA

Navy Issue Ass

This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.

The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.

"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"

"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."

"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."

by Ian December 3, 2005

club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.

At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.

by Ian March 14, 2006

stuck-up-rich-sheltered-boy

A stuck up rich kid that lives in an upper-class neighborhood that starts arguments and never compliments anyone for anything.

Matt Bohan

by ian July 16, 2003

Till

Only the Hottest Man on the face of the Planet. Till Lindemann is a very talented Singer of the German Industrial Band, Rammstein. No, "Du Hast" does NOT mean "You Hate", it means "You have". And no, the song is NOT about baking a cake. He is a Beautiful, and Talented man, who any woman would be lucky to get raped by. He is NOT a Nazi, and he does NOT worship satan, and he is NOT a Wife Beater, as the German tabloids claim he is.

"Wow, did you hear why Susie isn't at work?"
"No, why?"
"She saw Till Lindemann and fainted!"

by Ian January 11, 2004

fo shizzel

"fo shizzel" is a giant ant that eats us brothers

fo shizzel is eatin me yo

by ian January 21, 2004

Stention lead

Exstension lead

I more like need a stention lead to charge my cordless torch.

by Ian April 9, 2003

sweet dude

a guy you'd expect to join a fraternity straight out of high school. a guy who looks like he's from "the real world." sweet dudes also think i look like napoleon dynamite. jocks. female version of sweet dude is BRO-MAMA.

the show was lame. there were too many sweet dudes there.

by ian February 17, 2005