Scantling

a/the Ghetto river rat

William -

King of the ghetto river rats

by Ian August 02, 2004

dudette

female form of dude. originated by people who thought that girls should have a version of dude. its been kind of lame to say dudette lately but was cool when you were like 10

instead of hey dude! to a guy, its hey dudette! to a girl. no one actually says that though

by ian August 30, 2004

Bydunno

I have no frieken idea.

What are you doing today? Bydunno.

Want to have ? Bydunno

by Ian June 20, 2003

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004

club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.

At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.

by Ian March 14, 2006

boys

Commonly called "the boys" - refers to one's testicles.

I haven't showered for three days, so basically the boys are ripe.

by ian January 21, 2004

tipped

stoked, psyched, excited

i'm wicked tipped cause i just won the lottery.

by Ian April 04, 2003