queekle

a male reproductive organ
a penis
a cock
a wanger
a weiner
a sausage
a salami
a one-eyed trouser snake
a johnson
a fuckstick
a tallywacker
manmeat
a schlong
more... but im lazy

Ian publicly exposed his queekle last night in front of a bunch of drunk girls.

by Ian April 11, 2004

Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.

Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.

by Ian December 07, 2004

VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.

The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.

by Ian January 02, 2005

wetback

Also wet back. A slang term for those of Mexican heritage, especially illegal aliens. This slur stems from the fact that illegal Mexicans usually swim rivers to cross into other countries, hence the term wet back.

Those wetbacks are mowing my lawn.

by ian November 15, 2006

land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

by ian November 17, 2004

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

by Ian December 07, 2004

aRtwoing

aRtwoage whilst in the act of performing an R2 move

"i am going to be aRtwoing it all round you this match"

by ian September 16, 2004