IAN's definitions

eenscat

Another name for a guy named ianskate. It's more of a slang term to define his name.

I joked around about eenscat the other day. EEN SCAT!

by Ian November 3, 2004

stoked

excited, psyched, pumped up

in response to something that makes you excited: "I know, i'm so stoked."

by Ian April 4, 2003

uft

A word that subsitutes 'Oh no' or 'For christ sake'. Can be used when describing something stressful, negative or something that you don't like. Uft can also be changed into 'Ufty Gufty', 'Uft mine Guft' and 'Trufty' depending on the level of negativity and stress invloved. It is a common word used frequently by Ian, Darren, Karen, Vicky, Jenna and Becky,

'Oh uft I've got to go to work'
'Ufty Trufty I'm getting married in 5 weeks!'
'Uft Mine Guft I'm living in Canada for 3 months!'
'Ufty bloody gufty look at the queue at the coffee bar!'

by Ian July 26, 2003

Nut Case

1. A mans scrotum, ball bag, yam bag.
2. Someone who has different views to your own.

1. I snagged my nut case on the barbed wire fence.
2. What would you know your a nut case.

by Ian March 21, 2005

chunkmonkey

Ian Gloweczewski; a fag; a dumbass; a cracker; someone in the KKK; fat ass queer; basicly perfers Ian.

Ian you chunkminkey stop setting crosses on fire.

by Ian February 14, 2005

queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet

dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.

by IAN April 13, 2004

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004