Over Shoulder Boulder Holder

A slang term for a bra

n/a

by Ian October 27, 2003

sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

by Ian July 18, 2003

bear

The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large.

Check out American Bear Magazine

by Ian January 08, 2004

britax

can be used as an alternative to safe to signify approval or acknowledgement or to refer to something as cool

Originates from the child seat manufacturers who have kept kids 'safe' for years

"Oi wayne, fancy goin' an' nickin' some burberry?" "Yeah britax"

Trev's argos jewellery is well britax

"Hows it goin' Imran" "Yeah, britax"

by ian April 04, 2005

blingblang

the plural of bling bling. exxagerated opulence.

yo, that car is BLING BLANG!

by IAN January 22, 2004

Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.

Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.

by Ian December 07, 2004

queekle

a male reproductive organ
a penis
a cock
a wanger
a weiner
a sausage
a salami
a one-eyed trouser snake
a johnson
a fuckstick
a tallywacker
manmeat
a schlong
more... but im lazy

Ian publicly exposed his queekle last night in front of a bunch of drunk girls.

by Ian April 11, 2004