Ohio

The only state where you can wear pajamas anytime, anywhere.

Girl 1: Omg why is that guy in a onesie?!
Girl 2: he must be from Ohio.

by I like avocados November 16, 2019

AirPods

What rich valley girls listen to their Taylor Swift with.

Chloe: Omg im sick of these cheap headphones
Stephanie: you should get AirPods, my t swizzle sounds way clearer with them

by I like avocados November 02, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Wikipedia’s hip cousin.

Hannah: Wiki has everything
Mark: nah, check out urban dictionary
Hannah: goes to urban dictionary *starts singing* A WHOLE NEW WORLD

by I like avocados November 02, 2019

Lazy

When you decide to review definitions on Urban Dictionary and you say yes to everything.

Lucy: why did u say yes to that definition, its so inappropriate
Me: im lazy

by I like avocados November 02, 2019

Duolingo

Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!

Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*

by I like avocados November 02, 2019

Tween

An awkward mix of a child and a teen. Most tweens start dating as soon as possible. Tweens try to be real cool. Tweens still don’t understand life. Tweens learn what sports they are good at. Tweens have learned what music they like and don’t like. Tweens are best age group to be in, even though it gets crazy.

Shes so weird, probably cuz shes a tween.

by I like avocados November 02, 2019

Cross Country

Some people might not consider xc to be a sport, but it is. Most people don’t know how much hard work xc is. Xc requires the most dedication and hard work. Most xc teams are small, so you get a closer bond with your teammates. Bus rides to meets are lit, because you get to play paranoia with your teammates on the bus. Without xc the world would change forever.

Girl: cross country is boring.
Boy: run 2 miles and say that again.

by I like avocados November 03, 2019