Definitions by I like avocados

Lazy 

When you decide to review definitions on Urban Dictionary and you say yes to everything.

Lucy: why did u say yes to that definition, its so inappropriate
Me: im lazy

Lazy by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Apple 

An overrated fruit that doesn’t even taste good. Apples are mostly red, but can be yellow and green sometimes. Apples can be made into pie, cider, juice, cake, and almost anything else. There are lots of My Little Ponies named after apples.

Aidan: Apples are my favorite fruit
Me: Apples are nasty
Katelynn: I’m allergic to apples

Apple by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Middle School 

A realm where kids go through puberty. Tweens try out love, find the sport they are good at, and try to be cool.

Natalie: Whats up with those kids
Sophie: They must be in middle school

Middle School by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Shy

When you are to scared to talk to your crush.

Friend: just say hi
Me: *dies*
Friend: dang girl why u so shy

Shy by I like avocados November 2, 2019

AirPods 

What rich valley girls listen to their Taylor Swift with.

Chloe: Omg im sick of these cheap headphones
Stephanie: you should get AirPods, my t swizzle sounds way clearer with them

AirPods by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Tween 

An awkward mix of a child and a teen. Most tweens start dating as soon as possible. Tweens try to be real cool. Tweens still don’t understand life. Tweens learn what sports they are good at. Tweens have learned what music they like and don’t like. Tweens are best age group to be in, even though it gets crazy.

Shes so weird, probably cuz shes a tween.

Tween by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Bold 

What you need to be to get a boyfriend

Me: I need some tips so im not alone my whole life
Reagan: be BOLD

Bold by I like avocados November 2, 2019