spankee boy

a ninny boy who just LOOOOVES to get spanked by a ho. A submissive unmanly chump who goes for that rancid BDSM scene. A masochistic and submissive loser.
Donald Douchebag TreasonTrump is always sassing off his hateful mouth like the bully kid that he is. He just indicted today for stealing political campaign money to pay the stripper whore Stormy Daniels to shut up about this brief tryst/affair they had while his current (paper-only marriage) third wife was a few months pregnant. He also sent a goon to threaten Stormy not to chirp.

Nonetheless, she spilled the beans on '60 Minutes', revealing that she held a rolled-up magazine with his ugly scowling mug on the front cover. Donnie il Douche said, 'Oh mama, would you?'. She said, 'Pull down your pants!' and she gave him two swats on the ass. We've had all kinds of Presidents before, good and bad and ugly but NONE of them was a sissyish wimpy pissant spankee boy like Donald Jerk Trump is. He's a total fucking disgrace.

The very next week after Stormy Daniels spoke on TV about this, Spanky Boy Daughter-Molester ordered the mass kidnappings of thousands of migrant and Hispanic children from their families and detained them in dirty filthy concentration camps like the fascist pig that he is. He kept them in such horrid conditions where they were overcrowded, diseased, starved, beaten and raped. In one such camp the females were forcibly sterilized.

Donnie Douchebag is a traitor fascist Caligula SMF criminal spankee boy, with NO virtuous or honorable qualities or traits whatsoever.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 30, 2023
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Demolition Man

1. a man who makes conversation stop when he enters a room. He can cause great tension, violence and commotion when he walks in.

2. a great song from the band the Police. It's on their excellent album "Ghost in the Machine". Grace Jones does a really good cover version of this song, too.

3. a totally boss sci-fi thriller movie from 1993 starring Sylvester Stallone as a cop and Wesley Snipes as a criminal who both get frozen in time and "revived" in the mid-21st century in an extremely PC society where citizens can't drink, smoke, do dope, chew gum, eat meat, use salt, ingest sugar, fats or caffeine - in other words, no fun at dinner time. Virtual sex replaced the physical variety. Popular music is replaced by advertising jingles and swearing is prohibited by the Verbal Morality Act. WTF? Panned by critics, this movie is a whole lot of fun. Funny as hell. Sly and Wesley are great! Check it out. It's a total riotand a half. A blast.
1. Look out, here comes the Demolition Man!

2. ... I'm a walking disaster. I'm a Demolition Man... - THE POLICE

3. Metro Police Chief to Stallone cop: "What's with all this Demolition Man shit, anyway?"
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 09, 2008
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Tough Tits

another (and a bit crude and nasty) way of "too bad", "tough beans", "tough shit", "tough turd", "tough tudballs" or anything of similar sediment.
The jury speaker: The jury finds the defendant GUILTY of all charges - treason, rape, sexual harassment, sexual assault, perversion, prostitution running, money laundering, tax evasion, corruption, abuse of office, covering up, obstruction of justice, stealing, election fraud, collaborating with foreign governments, nepotism, neglect, dereliction of duties, and incest!

Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: You are hereby removed from your position as President of the United States of America. I now sentence you to life imprisonment with NO chance ever of parole!

Donald Trump: I am a god! I can do anything I want to! I can grab women by the pussy and I can give them titty-twisters if I want and I can fuck them even if they don't consent. I can legally rape them! I can marry my daughter Ivanka too! I love to walk up behind her and squeeze her tits! Ooh it feels so good! You can't take these pleasures away from me! You can't remove me from office! I AM A GOD!!!

Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: Tough tits, you traitor muthafuckah!!!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 23, 2018
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Ally McBeal

A popular TV show that ran during the later half of the fucking PC 90s and the first few years of the 21st century. Ally is a lawyer who works for "The Firm", and she and her yuppie co-workers work in a conformist environment, doing practically everything together for the fucking firm. They often go out to a cheap-ass bar after work, where Vonda Shepard sings shitty pop/whatever songs that amount to next to nothing. They use a unisex bathroom (hoo-hah!) for answering Nature's call and talking gossip. Ally looks a bit anorexic and is very neurotic and she often sees illusions such as the famous Dancing Baby. In one episode she defends Courtney Thorne-Smith's relationship with a married man, saying that they "belong together". The show often features crappy renditions of popular hits. The show is so dehumanizing, but yuppies and soccer moms love this trash. Another piece of shit that passed for entertainment in the fucking PC 90s and beyond.
The TV show Ally McBeal is a hunka-hunka burning crud. Complete bullshit.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 14, 2007
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1. a euphenism for someone to realize that something didn't happen, it ain't happening now and it never will.

2. a hit song from the summer of 1989 by Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin and her pupil Whitney Houston.
1. Sarah Palin's 17 year old daughter recently said she "knows" the father of her child "loves" her and will "come back" to them some day. Anybody else surely knows about this "love" - it isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be.

2. Johnny lived with a girl in BFE. He slacked off and she worked all day to make some money for him. One afternoon he packed up and left her high and dry. Every evening she sits on the porch waiting for moocher Johnny to come back. It isn't, it wasn't, it ain't never gonna be. He never gave a damn all this time.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 05, 2009
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Lush

1. British band that pioneered in the shoegaze genre. Their 'classic' lineup consisted of Miki Berenyi (vocals, guitar), Emma Anderson (vocals, guitar), with the rhythm section consisting of Phil King (bass guitar) and Chris Acland (drums). They released a few EPs and three studio albums; 'Spooky' (1992), 'Split' (1994) and 'Lovelife' (1996). They toured the UK and US to great acclaim and success. Unfortunately, Chris Acland lost his fight against depression and hung himself in 1997. The band split up in 1998, but the three surviving members reunited briefly in 2015 and put out a few new songs and toured before breaking up for good the next year.

2. a big-time drinker. Someone who likes to drink alcoholic beverages a wee bit too much.
3. as an adjective; abundant, rich and gorgeous. Eye-pleasing, often used to describe vegetation and gardens.
4. as an adjective; causing extremely pleasant sensations.

5. very sexy, attractive and curvaceous in appearance. A trait to describe a woman.
1. Lush is on MTV and the video for 'Nothing Natural' is playing.

Sonny: Wow! Those ladies singing and playing those guitars! They are such QTs!!!!!!!!!!

Rico: They are the alternative rock band Lush.

Sonny: Oh, they're lush alright! SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Billy was down the hall telling my college classmates that I was an OK roommate but a bit of a lush. He got up in the middle of the night, opened the fridge and discovered that I polished off half a bottle of Riunite d-Oro along with the pizza we ordered for that Friday night.

3. The Parc Olympique in Montreal is lush with foliage, flowers and ponds with koi fish.

4. when I was in college, I worked at ushering and security jobs for various events, such as football games and concerts. The job for a concert by Pink Floyd was easy. All that weed smoke made us see some vibrant lush color tones from the laser beams.

5. Watch a Lush video and see how lush Miki and Emma are.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 18, 2025
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yellow submarine

1. a kiddie song by the Beatles. Ever heard of them?

2. a cool animated cult classic movie based on the hit Beatles song. It's a funky mind-expanding trip. Show this at your party for a wild psychedelic ride.

3. a marijuana joint. A reefer.
1. in my elementary school in music class we sang many popular songs. "Yellow Submarine" was a favorite for us, another was "I Am Everyday People" by Sly and the Family Stone. We also did the Carpenters tune "Sing ... Sing a Song" (yeeecccchhh) and other crap.

2. We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine...

3. I was so strung out that I went to a festival on the lake and smoked a yellow submarine.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 06, 2006
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