I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions
it's the use of pretty and/or sexy people to induce the public into an idiot stare and ignore the big important problems that affect their lives. The viewers get orgasmic from what they see.
Television, newspapers, Internet articles, magazines and other outlets often use pictures of beautiful people to promote ideas and to sell products. Now in articles concerning lovely stars on the Net people put on comments like cougar, MILF, I'd do her or I'd hit it etc. TV news, movies, music and other means of entertainment often use women who have sex appeal but no intelligence to manipulate your fantasies. Examples:
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.
2. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi ad where he admired a certain talentless diva on his TV. Dole has an honorable enough track record but this was quite unbecoming of him, this ad had no class at all.
3. American Idol often features PYTs that can't sing to save their lives. And then there's Paula Abdul who does have some talent...
4. It's common to see pretty news reporters who report awful events with a smile. Then the news crew may slip in unimportant stories about some dumb diva getting her head shaved. Then there's a BRIEF report on war and recession then it's back to the cutesy-wutsey stuff. Then after some time passes families lose sons and fathers to combat, people lose jobs, careers, homes, freedom, individuality, their souls and money.
Then one day people look around and the fog begins to lift. More shillmeisters crawl out from under the woodwork and some hate groups appear from under the rocks. The public has been deceived. Thieves have pulled out the rug from under the people of a Masturbation Nation.
4. Hit you in a soft place with sentimental ease.
They know all the fantasies that you romance to.
Watch her every move
SUPERCONDUCTOR.
RUSH
5. Whatever happened to equality of the sexes? It's a masturbation nation.
1. I was in a bar and the TV (set on MTV2) played a Spice Girls video. All the other guys gawked at it even though the Girls had no musicality whatsoever and the song was crap.
2. Bob Dole was in a Pepsi ad where he admired a certain talentless diva on his TV. Dole has an honorable enough track record but this was quite unbecoming of him, this ad had no class at all.
3. American Idol often features PYTs that can't sing to save their lives. And then there's Paula Abdul who does have some talent...
4. It's common to see pretty news reporters who report awful events with a smile. Then the news crew may slip in unimportant stories about some dumb diva getting her head shaved. Then there's a BRIEF report on war and recession then it's back to the cutesy-wutsey stuff. Then after some time passes families lose sons and fathers to combat, people lose jobs, careers, homes, freedom, individuality, their souls and money.
Then one day people look around and the fog begins to lift. More shillmeisters crawl out from under the woodwork and some hate groups appear from under the rocks. The public has been deceived. Thieves have pulled out the rug from under the people of a Masturbation Nation.
4. Hit you in a soft place with sentimental ease.
They know all the fantasies that you romance to.
Watch her every move
SUPERCONDUCTOR.
RUSH
5. Whatever happened to equality of the sexes? It's a masturbation nation.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 13, 2009
Get the Masturbation Nationmug. 1. in the U.S. Navy a Cadillac is a metal bucket on wheels where you put a mop in to get it wet. Hanging on top, a little over the interior, is a metal hand-operated squeegie. This combination is referred to as a "Cadillac" or sometimes a "Caddy".
2. a luxury car made in America. It's long been a status symbol for many people. Not quite as ritzy as the UK-made Rolls Royce, however.
2. a luxury car made in America. It's long been a status symbol for many people. Not quite as ritzy as the UK-made Rolls Royce, however.
1. Get a Cadillac out of the storeroom, fill it up with water then bring it over here and mop up this mess in this room.
2. At an auto show I saw the Smithereens perform and later that evening I was in the car and the band members also entered the vehicle to check it out.
3. "Looka that Cadillac" - Stray Cats
"Slick Black Cadillac" - Quiet Riot
"Pink Cadillac" - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
2. At an auto show I saw the Smithereens perform and later that evening I was in the car and the band members also entered the vehicle to check it out.
3. "Looka that Cadillac" - Stray Cats
"Slick Black Cadillac" - Quiet Riot
"Pink Cadillac" - Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 19, 2009
Get the Cadillacmug. a person who served in the armed forces of his/her country, regardless whether said person ever fought in a war.
James served in the Navy during the Eighties. He helped protect America from the Russian bear. He is a Cold War veteran.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 23, 2006
Get the veteranmug. The news on TV reported that Britney Spears got her head shaved. That ain't news! That's petty bullshit. WFC?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 13, 2008
Get the WFCmug. a list of all the music concerts you have seen during your lifetime so far. It makes for vibrant conversation (and some boasting) at parties, reunions and other events. Some of the people you tell your tales to may be amazed, awed and/or envious of you.
1. When I was a teenager my folks wouldn't let me go to a show under any circumstances whatsoever, so in high school my concert resume was a total blank sheet. At a high school class reunion some of us were comparing concert resumes and many in my class were impressed with mine. It includes Foreigner, Def Leppard, Van Halen, U2, Huey Lewis and the News, the Ramones, Genesis, Rush, Pink Floyd and more!
2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!
2. When I saw Rush for the first time the opening act was Mr. Big and boy did they ever suck big time. So lousy their set was that there were only about 60-odd drunken rowdies cheering them on, everyone else went under the seat tiers. I ran into Randy, Tom and John from my high school class and we talked about wives, girlfriends, kids, travel and concert resumes until the chumpy-ass openers finished their 40-minute set. Soon afterward Rush started performing and when they play you KNOW you're in for a treat!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 18, 2010
Get the Concert Resumemug. a loudmouth obnoxious clown featured on a local TV show on the cool cartoon strip and TV Saturday morning series Garfield. Garfield the fat cat, on his cartoon show hosts the feature "Screaming With Binky", where Binky is known to come up behind you and scream "HEYYYYY KID!!!!" or something like that, just to startle you. He comes up to a kid building a sand castle and screams at him, demolishing the sand castle. He comes up behind a diamond cutter, screams at him, disrupting his concentration and making him mess up his work. Garfield, ever so sarcastic, finds Binky annoying.
Garfield switches on the tube because it's time to watch the TV show hosted by the obnoxious Binky the Clown.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 6, 2007
Get the Binky the Clownmug. 1. a more relaxed way to say "Oh yes!".
2. the catchphrase the the Kool Aid Man says when he breaks thru a wall.
3. a hit by the legendary band Roxy Music that came out in the early 80s. The chorus refers to a song playing on a car radio that has the "rhythm of rhyming guitars" - yet ironically the Roxy Music hit song itself is more dominated by synthesizers. The song mentioned in the chorus (the one playing on the radio) is titled "Oh Yeah".
4. a 1986 New Wave hit from the movie "Ferris Beuler's Day Off". It's by the band Yello.
2. the catchphrase the the Kool Aid Man says when he breaks thru a wall.
3. a hit by the legendary band Roxy Music that came out in the early 80s. The chorus refers to a song playing on a car radio that has the "rhythm of rhyming guitars" - yet ironically the Roxy Music hit song itself is more dominated by synthesizers. The song mentioned in the chorus (the one playing on the radio) is titled "Oh Yeah".
4. a 1986 New Wave hit from the movie "Ferris Beuler's Day Off". It's by the band Yello.
1. "...Oh yeah! Oh yeah-eh-ehh! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Ow!..." The B-52's "Cosmic Thing"
2. The bricks tumble from the wall! Crashing into the scene is... it's the KOOL AID MAN! He's carrying a pitcher of ice cold Kool Aid. Yayyyyyyyy for Kool Aid!
The Kool Aid Man says, "Ohhhhh yeeeaaahhh!". Hooooooray for Kool Aid!
3. "...They're playing "Oh Yeah" on the radio. Ohhhhhhhh..."
Roxy Music "Oh Yeah"
4. The song "Oh Yeah" by Yello plays right at the end of the movie "Ferris Beuler's Day Off".
5. "... You'd like to think you're immune to the stuff. Oh yeah. Sheeee-eee..." Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
6. In pompy boring old stuff shirt muckety-muck snobby high society flicks people say, "Oh yes!", "Hear hear!", "Tut tut!", "well I declare!" and "Judas Priest!" and such. Ordinary people today say "oh yeah" among other things : )
2. The bricks tumble from the wall! Crashing into the scene is... it's the KOOL AID MAN! He's carrying a pitcher of ice cold Kool Aid. Yayyyyyyyy for Kool Aid!
The Kool Aid Man says, "Ohhhhh yeeeaaahhh!". Hooooooray for Kool Aid!
3. "...They're playing "Oh Yeah" on the radio. Ohhhhhhhh..."
Roxy Music "Oh Yeah"
4. The song "Oh Yeah" by Yello plays right at the end of the movie "Ferris Beuler's Day Off".
5. "... You'd like to think you're immune to the stuff. Oh yeah. Sheeee-eee..." Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
6. In pompy boring old stuff shirt muckety-muck snobby high society flicks people say, "Oh yes!", "Hear hear!", "Tut tut!", "well I declare!" and "Judas Priest!" and such. Ordinary people today say "oh yeah" among other things : )
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 18, 2012
Get the Oh Yeahmug.