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Major Duh Factor
it's when someone comes up an idea that any thinking person would've thought of him/her self a long time ago.
In 2000 Bruce graduated from college. He tried to find work in his field but he wasn't lucky. There was NOTHING out there. He went to a temp agency to find some work but there wasn't much of that around either.
Then 9/11 occured. People everywhere got into a witch hunt frenzy. Then came American Idol to distract the populous. The Iraq war reignited passions again. Then it bogged down into an urban guerilla war like in Somalia and it wasn't as much "fun" for some people. Last year was an election year and candidates and the TV boobs FINALLY recognized that the economy is in a sucky-ass shape and has been for a long time. Is that a major duh factor or what? Bruce wondered what took all these people so long to realize what he noticed 8 years before?
Then 9/11 occured. People everywhere got into a witch hunt frenzy. Then came American Idol to distract the populous. The Iraq war reignited passions again. Then it bogged down into an urban guerilla war like in Somalia and it wasn't as much "fun" for some people. Last year was an election year and candidates and the TV boobs FINALLY recognized that the economy is in a sucky-ass shape and has been for a long time. Is that a major duh factor or what? Bruce wondered what took all these people so long to realize what he noticed 8 years before?
Major Duh Factor by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009
Hey everybody, you forget one important definition. "PC" are the initials for the talented singer/musician/multi-instrumentalist/songwriter/producer/actor/comedian Phil Collins.
1. On Phil's solo albums he often refers to himself in the credit list/liner notes as "PC". For instance in the "No Jacket Required" liner notes he writes stuff like:
PC - Drums, Linn Drum Machine, bass, Oberheim OB-X, vocals
and so on.
2. At the Genesis concert:
Sonny: Look at Phil on the drums!
Rico: I'm surprised PC hasn't developed Popeye arms yet! Wow!
3. PC's first movie role was just as a face in the crowd in "A Hard Day's Night" (yes, the Beatles flick). He's been on TV and he played a major role as a very notorious mail train robber in UK history in the 1988 film "Buster". It's based on an actual event that happened around 1963, but PC's comedic charm serves him well too. It's got his splendid version of "We Got a Groovy Kind of Love" and his own Motown- influenced hit "Two Hearts". Both songs rocketed to #1 in America and elsewhere. Well worth checking out, PC and his talents really shine.
4. PC has also appeared on several other people's albums, too numerous to list here. On "Both Sides" he does everything himself - all singing, instruments,production, etc. He's also done work on the "Tarzan" soundtrack (PC - WHY did you work with fucking N'SYNC on that one? Who spiked your drink? Bleeeccch!). Also check out some Genesis and Brand X albums.
5. It was early July and I saw the musical guest PC play "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes on the Late Night show. After a commercial break Dave Letterman announced that the show was done - "that's all we have time for today and we'll see you Monday - no wait! We'll be back on Tuesday, Monday is American Independence Day". He looked at PC and said, "I guess that day doesn't mean anything to you, does it?". Phil just quipped, "It's just another Monday". Uh-huh.
PC - Drums, Linn Drum Machine, bass, Oberheim OB-X, vocals
and so on.
2. At the Genesis concert:
Sonny: Look at Phil on the drums!
Rico: I'm surprised PC hasn't developed Popeye arms yet! Wow!
3. PC's first movie role was just as a face in the crowd in "A Hard Day's Night" (yes, the Beatles flick). He's been on TV and he played a major role as a very notorious mail train robber in UK history in the 1988 film "Buster". It's based on an actual event that happened around 1963, but PC's comedic charm serves him well too. It's got his splendid version of "We Got a Groovy Kind of Love" and his own Motown- influenced hit "Two Hearts". Both songs rocketed to #1 in America and elsewhere. Well worth checking out, PC and his talents really shine.
4. PC has also appeared on several other people's albums, too numerous to list here. On "Both Sides" he does everything himself - all singing, instruments,production, etc. He's also done work on the "Tarzan" soundtrack (PC - WHY did you work with fucking N'SYNC on that one? Who spiked your drink? Bleeeccch!). Also check out some Genesis and Brand X albums.
5. It was early July and I saw the musical guest PC play "Amazing Grace" on the bagpipes on the Late Night show. After a commercial break Dave Letterman announced that the show was done - "that's all we have time for today and we'll see you Monday - no wait! We'll be back on Tuesday, Monday is American Independence Day". He looked at PC and said, "I guess that day doesn't mean anything to you, does it?". Phil just quipped, "It's just another Monday". Uh-huh.
PC by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 8, 2009
Zip it!
a popular catch-all term first widely used by loudmouth TV show host Morton Downey Jr.. He was always popping off the chops about what he believed in and he frequently shoved his ideas on others and shouted down his rivals/opponents/adversaries/whatever by trying to have the last word on everything, name calling, interjecting put-downs, shooting his mouth off like a kid and often giving the final retort of "Zip it!". His show caused quite a stir in 1988 - 1989, it was what people in colleges and workplaces discussed a lot. The worse legacy from it all is that in the coming decade and into the 21st century a tidal wave of sensational journalism, obnoxious TV and radio dunderheads, stupid one track mind politicians and other cretins belching nerve gas, intolerant attitudes and hatred would pollute the media, government and entertainment worlds.
Most TV, radio, other forms of entertainment and political commentary is justegotistical trash. There's just a bunch of arrogant screechy foos who are rigid and not open to other ideas. They tell others to "Zip it!" or to "fuck yourself" like a certain Dick said to a Congress man all those years ago, and there is a stench of arrogant pushoverness, closed-mindedness and egos larger than the planet Jupiter (and that's HUGE, fellas! Over 1500 X larger than Earth). I wish people would zip it and listen to each other again. I wish there was respect for diverse ideas and such again. Everybody zip it. You don't have all the right answers to everything. Neither do I.
Zip it! by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 4, 2009
Mando Commando
In some specialty schools in the U.S. military the students have their regular class hours and need to supplement that with extra study hours. The amount needed can vary from 10 to 35. 35 extra study hours per week is the maximum that can be mandated, so it sometimes is referred to as "Mando Commando".
It's the last week of classes before the "comp" (final exam). Everyone in our class unit is on Mando Commando hours for the week.
Mando Commando by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009
Barf Brooks
the man who arrived out of nowhere in the early fucking PC 90s to end the streak of good country music crossover hits (a la the 80s) and made it so moronic, so slick and so yuppified that it is not country, it ain't pop, and it ain't rock'n'roll. It's just plain unpalatable. The Man in Black, Johnny Cash gave his opinion by flipping the bird, because of the crappy trends initiated by this watered down Bob Seger wannabe had led radio programmers to consider Cash's stash of songs to be "old school".
1. I saw Barf - uh, Garth - Brooks play on a TV special. Utter soccer mom crap. He botched up a good Billy Joel song ("Shameless"), his own songs are vapid and generic. He thinks he's Pete Townshend (guitar smasher!). Yuppy pukola.
2. Look at the wave of "country" stars that have sprung up since Garth "the Geek" Barf Brooks hit the big time.
Shania Twain, Martina McBride, LeAnne Rimes, Tim McGraw + Faith Hill (kiss this, kiss this) - garbage for the View on TV, for the Alex Keatings (sp?) of today. It's a joke.
2. Look at the wave of "country" stars that have sprung up since Garth "the Geek" Barf Brooks hit the big time.
Shania Twain, Martina McBride, LeAnne Rimes, Tim McGraw + Faith Hill (kiss this, kiss this) - garbage for the View on TV, for the Alex Keatings (sp?) of today. It's a joke.
Barf Brooks by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009
fuck-me-honey
a quality (or trait) of a person that plays on a person's sexual sences. Lately this trait has been used and exploited extensively to cause viewers (usually male) to "think with their dicks" instead of their brains.
1. believe it or not, I was doing research for a college arts class paper and I was paging thru some old back copies of Rolling Stone magazine. A female journalist described Keith Richards as the "brilliant Rolling Stones guitarist" who sings a tune lead (once in a blue moon) with a "fuck-me-honey" voice. Yeah, that's right.(!)
2. Look at the lousy "diva" stars of the past number of years. Look at the female TV news reporters. Notice how stupid and empty-headed they are. Then look at the hatemonger Ann Coulter and the idiotic Susan Palin. Read the comments and blogs:
MILF, VPILF, GILF, oh WTF, hot for teacher, cougar, "I'd do her!", "I'd hit her!", and all that shit. It seems that if a female has good looks and that fuck-me-honey air to her then she is a STAR, a celebrity, a sensation. No good heart and no brains needed. However, Susan Palin didn't get to be Vice-President this year, did she? RATS!!!!! ; ) People were thinking with their ding dongs but that formula didn't work this time around.
Now who's slamming McCain because her fuck-me-honey aura didn't get her where she wanted. Shut up. Go away. Is this a sign? Could the tide be turning at last? We can hope...
3.
There's a bubble-headed bleach blonde, comes on at five
She can tell ya about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry...
DON HENLEY
4. At the beginning of one of the Porky's movies there is a neon sign animation where a sow pig lifts up her skirt and a male pig goes gaga on her. What's that spell?
2. Look at the lousy "diva" stars of the past number of years. Look at the female TV news reporters. Notice how stupid and empty-headed they are. Then look at the hatemonger Ann Coulter and the idiotic Susan Palin. Read the comments and blogs:
MILF, VPILF, GILF, oh WTF, hot for teacher, cougar, "I'd do her!", "I'd hit her!", and all that shit. It seems that if a female has good looks and that fuck-me-honey air to her then she is a STAR, a celebrity, a sensation. No good heart and no brains needed. However, Susan Palin didn't get to be Vice-President this year, did she? RATS!!!!! ; ) People were thinking with their ding dongs but that formula didn't work this time around.
Now who's slamming McCain because her fuck-me-honey aura didn't get her where she wanted. Shut up. Go away. Is this a sign? Could the tide be turning at last? We can hope...
3.
There's a bubble-headed bleach blonde, comes on at five
She can tell ya about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry...
DON HENLEY
4. At the beginning of one of the Porky's movies there is a neon sign animation where a sow pig lifts up her skirt and a male pig goes gaga on her. What's that spell?
fuck-me-honey by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009
Dick Head
an extremely devoted fan/fanatic of surf guitarist extraordinare Dick Dale. Dale inspired guitarists in many genres of rock. He is also sometimes referred to as the "Father of Heavy Metal".
there are Dead Heads (Grateful Dead freaks), Heap Heads (Uriah Heep devotees), Durannies (Duran Duran), Missionaries (Mission UK), Halen Heads, Huey Heads (Huey Lewis and the News), Crue Heads, Husker Heads and more. Then there are Dick Heads, and some of the T-shirts sold at one of his shows features the skull and crossed guitars - below this is the statement: "I'm a Dick Head". Honest!
Dale's army of Dick Heads got many new recruits when "Miserlou" was featured on the "Pulp Fiction" soundtrack. Go to one of his shows while you still can. After the show he'll autograph your tickets. Onstage he plays loud, offstage he's really mild and cool. A real nice dude.
Dale's army of Dick Heads got many new recruits when "Miserlou" was featured on the "Pulp Fiction" soundtrack. Go to one of his shows while you still can. After the show he'll autograph your tickets. Onstage he plays loud, offstage he's really mild and cool. A real nice dude.
Dick Head by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 27, 2009