a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.
"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."
RUSH
"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."
RUSH
Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 16, 2009
a kids TV program that aired in the 70s, maybe 80s too. Now it is a slang term for something that insults people's intelligence and is just a batch of hokey happy horseshit.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 13, 2008
When I was in the Minneapolis - St. Paul airport I went to the souvenir shop and got a fridge magnet that had a picture of a red apple with icicles coming down from the top. A caption underneath said "Welcome to the Minneapple".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 19, 2008
when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.
When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 13, 2008
a gabfest on early morning TV for middle-aged and older women who are famous who talk about politics, gossip, everything but their men and the power of their dicks. Sometimes the hosts get obnoxious and argue with each other.
I was waiting in the doctor's office and the stupid TV had nothing on but the View. That show ain't nothing but a glorified Tupperware party for celebrity bitches.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 12, 2007
an embarrassment for America that the entire planet, no, the entire UNIVERSE saw. It exposed the incompetence, stupidity and uncaring attitudes that have plagued the U.S.A. for a long time.
1.I saw TV coverage of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina had come and left. A TV news reporter was there, talking about gangs looting, shooting and causing trouble. Several thousands were without electricity, shelter, food, drink, medicine, restroom facilities and other essentials that were needed NOW. The reporter spoke about how the National Guard, Red Cross, disaster relief and others were "blocked" from entering the city because "the gangs were too violent and were preventing help from getting in". Yeah, right. The Guard and the relief could've mowed down them stupid gangstas with their large vehicles. There were some armored cars for Pete's sake! The sun had just set and the TV idiot talked about "the city descending into anarchy", and yet relief didn't get in for nearly a fucking week! This display of gross incompetence was seen all over the world and it showed in living color the incompetence, corruption and absolute STUPIDity rampant in America.
On top of that, some people elsewhere were saying "why should we rebuild New Orleans? It was built six feet below sea level!". Cretins! Ignorant IDIOTS! Then some people around here were distributing some boneheaded paper about "how God sent this hurricane to punish the city for having a "fag-fest" (I looked it up - it refers to "Southern Decadence". It's some sort of cultural fair for gay people. There's nothing kinky, bizarre or offensive about what the festival goers do there. It's pretty much a "cultural" pride celebration with many activities - none sexual). Then why don't God destroy San Francisco? I've been there and other cities have many gays.
Anyway, after relief FINALLY came to the Crescent City the residents were given pseudo-credit cards to make needed purchases. Soon the TV news broadcasts were showing some people abusing the relief cards to get their hair cornrowed, to get tattoos, buy TVs and more. Guess what color those few select relief fund wasters were?
You get one guess.
2. Dick Head: Looka them coons misusing their free ride from the government!
Me: *** POW!!! (I jack slap this moron on his concrete head so hard he falls out of the LaZ Boy chair and onto the floor). ***
Man, this ignorant, crass attitude really pisses me off BIG TIME! And all that time the geeky TV imbeciles who were looking for journalism awards later on were just standing around dumbly. But worst of all some of the American public were so callous, so crass, so comfortably dumb from years of indifference, ignorance, and a shit happens outlook (not to mention the showing of war as entertainment and the ignored recession)- this is a markedly vivid and clear case of what was wrong in America in the 21st century. The hairbrained response and media coverage of Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath is a like a pus filled boil, worst than a zit. It's an absolute shame, an embarassment of the highest degree. A total disgrace. Complete unexcusable bullshit. No excuse whatsoever.
On top of that, some people elsewhere were saying "why should we rebuild New Orleans? It was built six feet below sea level!". Cretins! Ignorant IDIOTS! Then some people around here were distributing some boneheaded paper about "how God sent this hurricane to punish the city for having a "fag-fest" (I looked it up - it refers to "Southern Decadence". It's some sort of cultural fair for gay people. There's nothing kinky, bizarre or offensive about what the festival goers do there. It's pretty much a "cultural" pride celebration with many activities - none sexual). Then why don't God destroy San Francisco? I've been there and other cities have many gays.
Anyway, after relief FINALLY came to the Crescent City the residents were given pseudo-credit cards to make needed purchases. Soon the TV news broadcasts were showing some people abusing the relief cards to get their hair cornrowed, to get tattoos, buy TVs and more. Guess what color those few select relief fund wasters were?
You get one guess.
2. Dick Head: Looka them coons misusing their free ride from the government!
Me: *** POW!!! (I jack slap this moron on his concrete head so hard he falls out of the LaZ Boy chair and onto the floor). ***
Man, this ignorant, crass attitude really pisses me off BIG TIME! And all that time the geeky TV imbeciles who were looking for journalism awards later on were just standing around dumbly. But worst of all some of the American public were so callous, so crass, so comfortably dumb from years of indifference, ignorance, and a shit happens outlook (not to mention the showing of war as entertainment and the ignored recession)- this is a markedly vivid and clear case of what was wrong in America in the 21st century. The hairbrained response and media coverage of Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath is a like a pus filled boil, worst than a zit. It's an absolute shame, an embarassment of the highest degree. A total disgrace. Complete unexcusable bullshit. No excuse whatsoever.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 09, 2009
Generic bland soulless manufactured corporate pop music, spoon-fed for mass consumption especially the youth that the manufacturers think are gullible, dumb and will listen to any stupid bullshit the radio DJs will play on their local radio stations. It has pedestrian lyrics, automated rhythms (often sampled or at least stolen from pervious musical sources), repeating choruses over and over again, banal sexual lyrical themes and more often than not lotsa lotsa lotsa autotune to disguise the fact that the vocalist can't sing worth a damn. It's on the fucking radio dial, on the fucking PA in the supermarket, in the fucking CD bins, on the fucking videos - it's a massive brainwash. There's some good modern, mature, serious music out there but these days you have to look a lot harder to find it.
1. Since the early 90s the Billboard Hot 100 has ceased being relevant (as if it ever reflected America's tastes in the first place). Now there are several charts for several categories - for who else cares. There's the 'adult contemporary' for the suburban white 'soccer mom' urban families, the 'Christian contemporary' pop with a high JPM ('Jesus Per Minute') ratio, the Hot Dance (the higher BPM the better), 'contemporary country' (a bastardized genre run by the 'hat acts') and other Pure Pap For Non-People.
2. Trash Pop stars are often here today, gone tomorrow. They get famous mostly because of their videogenic looks.
3. Trash Pop is so stupid, anybody can assemble it. I'm no songwriter but you could put some LSD or XTC in my drink and I could write better songs than that when I'm stoned. You probably could too.
4. I visited Niagara Falls, NY last year and while the historical sites are still worth checking out, the falls view end is all douched up. $8 burritos, cheap souvenir shops selling cheap junk, parking meters taking $2 change good for 45 minutes tops, 'family-oriented' money-stealing tourist traps galore and an outdoors PA system belching generic stupid trash pop music in the air - all over the fucking place.
2. Trash Pop stars are often here today, gone tomorrow. They get famous mostly because of their videogenic looks.
3. Trash Pop is so stupid, anybody can assemble it. I'm no songwriter but you could put some LSD or XTC in my drink and I could write better songs than that when I'm stoned. You probably could too.
4. I visited Niagara Falls, NY last year and while the historical sites are still worth checking out, the falls view end is all douched up. $8 burritos, cheap souvenir shops selling cheap junk, parking meters taking $2 change good for 45 minutes tops, 'family-oriented' money-stealing tourist traps galore and an outdoors PA system belching generic stupid trash pop music in the air - all over the fucking place.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 06, 2020