caught with his hand in the nookie jar

This describes a man caught in a sex scandal with women.

The show host was caught with his hand in the nookie jar and fired.

by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017

motor but not my Motorola

Police are known to say a fast car may outrun my motor but not my Motorola radio!

That Dodge Hellcat may outrun my motor but not my Motorola!

by I, Wreckerrr February 28, 2021

I can't breatheeee!!!

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

Godzillion

A Godzillion is a number exceeding all other numbers.

I have a Godzillion things to do before the meeting!

by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2016

FIEND zoned

This is a person deemed creepy and dangerous, typically by a woman he stalked.

Susie told her friends, watch out for Dick, l have him FIEND zoned!

by I, Wreckerrr September 15, 2021

The Ex Files

These are strange things you know or suspect your ex did to you typically sneaking behind your back.

Someone contacted my friends online and accused me of crimes and perversions, I guess that is one for The Ex Files!

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2020

A pee-on

This is lower than a peon in an organization, someone that the bosses urinate or pee upon!

Man, l am so tired of being a pee-on around here!

by I, Wreckerrr December 31, 2020