Definitions by Hym Iam

Experiment 

So yeah... This is clearly some kind of that... I don't condone this.

Hym "Experiment though this may be, all I've done is prove that YOUR thing makes THIS thing completely unnecessary. And proves that it's counterproductive. That's got to be embarrassing. Right?"

Iam "I did notice the Buckley thing though."

Hym "Oh? Do you want some cheese? Squeak like a good lab rat and maybe you'll get some! Hahahahahaaa!"

Iam "You're... We're the same guy..."

Hym "Which means I'm only half a bitch! Hahahahahaha!"

Iam 😑 "............"

Hym "Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Yeah. Alright. I'm leaving."

Hym Hahaha wait! I'm not done laughing at you yet! Hahahahahahahaha!!"

Experiment by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Obsessed 

And, hey, at least be a little fair! Aight?

Hym "I'm a lot less obsessed than some of these other weirdos, alright? I got other stuff going on, yeah? We're doing our own thing. It's not very lucrative but we are 👌deeply engrained👌in the global culture. Undeniably so. So you just calm down with your little ass."

Iam "You gotta stop..."

Hym "What!? They care so much about 'relativity' until I end up being relatively better than everyone. Damn. Cut a motherfucker some slack."

Obsessed by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

A great movie that everyone loves 

Do you not know how to make one of these? Do you need some pointers? A blueprint maybe? Isn't that somebody's job? Shit, I know how. It isn't that hard. It's, in fact, super easy. I could do it without even trying. Why are there people with a million dollars (in that space) who can't do it? That's the real tragedy.

Iam "Is it really that hard to make a great movie that everyone loves?"

Hym "If you're not us? Incredibly! It takes, like, a room full of writers and a production team. You gotta spend hours reading Urban Dictionary. Most movies and TV shows aren't very good."

Iam "True... We could go to school for that, I suppose."

Hym "And jump through a bunch of arbitrary hoops just to do something we could do in our spare time as a hobby? Nah... That would be boring. And expensive."

Iam "Yeah... But we don't have anything better to do."

Hym "Did that guy actually drive to our house!? I just realized that. Did he actually drive there!? Ha! Hilarious!"

Iam "Why does it smell like something is on fire? IS SOMETHING ON FIRE?"

A great movie that everyone loves by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Missed 

Aw come on... Admit it. You guys missed me.

Iam "Is the vote section closed to everyone or is it just me?"

Hym "If so, that was us! Hahahahaha! Oops!"

Iam "Yeah... Sorry...."

Hym "Nah, they love it. They missed us. Back by popular demand! And our fanbase consists of all the right people (They're cheap assholes who don't give us any money) but they are the people who were intend to be fans."

Iam "I kind of thought our absence would go unnoticed."

Hym "Not that we're doing this for anyone other than ourselves. Just know that your response to this has been hilarious. I'm greatly amused. Which (in the context of solipsism) is your role in life. Great work!"

Missed by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Yelling 

You're doing it in all the wrong spots Joe. It's just terrible. Hilarious but terrible.

Hym "Jesus Christ... 🤦 YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE! You're all over the goddamn place. There's no rhythm. Timing is off. It's bad. You see what I did there? I lead up to it and then I soften it by repeating myself. The yelling isn't random. You gotta set it up. Damn!"

Yelling by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Idiot 

I don't mean it! Gawd!

Iam "I feel bad about undermining people's intelligence sometimes. It's a bad habit of mine. I don't really mean it and I definitely don't consider myself the smartest person on the planet..."

Hym "I consider myself the smartest person on ANY planet. Bar none. The single greatest mind to ever exist and I don't take anyone else's intellect seriously AT ALL! If you're so much smarter than me. Why don't you go ahead an make me immortal? See? Can't do it can you? Idiot! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I... Yeah... You get it."

Idiot by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

Equity 

Often conflated with equality. Not a fan... But I do want free stuff so... 🤷 I'm not actually going to define it.

Iam "I didn't mention equity because I didn't think that it was relevant to my point. I also think that is they threw out 'equity' the leftist would have a more palatable position. But that's besides the point."

Hym "Oh, most definitely! I will spend my million dollars on drugs. But I need them according to a psychiatrist. So ha! Takes that!"

Equity by Hym Iam May 12, 2022