Definitions by Hym Iam
Mass shootings
Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Mass shootings by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Dreams
Brain "Oh, hey, you trying to sleep?"
Me "..........."
Brain "Yeah... I'm gonna pretend we're conscious now."
Me "Well, nothing is abnormal here. Just walking through a museum. Which is exactly where I should be at this point in time and is no way unreasonable..."
Brain "Hmm hmm hmm Dinosaurs are cool and tricycles are cool...."
Me "What is that dinosaur doing on a tricycle? Wait... Dinosaur? Something's not right here. Oh shit! It's coming right for me!"
Brain "YEAAAAAH!!!! HOW BOUT A LITTLE ADRENALINE BABY!? WOOOOOOO!!!"
Me "AHH!!! What!? Aww shit... Aw shit! It's like 4 in the morning! Goddamnit brain!"
Brain "YEAAAAAH!! Wait, what were we talking about?"
Heart "THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY GUYS I'M READY TO GO! LET'S DO THIS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! I SAID LET'S DO THIS!!!"
Me "You are LITERALLY the only thing I hear!"
Brain "What were we talking about? I'm hungry."
Me *Groans* "Can I just be dead now. I would like to be dead now please..."
Me "..........."
Brain "Yeah... I'm gonna pretend we're conscious now."
Me "Well, nothing is abnormal here. Just walking through a museum. Which is exactly where I should be at this point in time and is no way unreasonable..."
Brain "Hmm hmm hmm Dinosaurs are cool and tricycles are cool...."
Me "What is that dinosaur doing on a tricycle? Wait... Dinosaur? Something's not right here. Oh shit! It's coming right for me!"
Brain "YEAAAAAH!!!! HOW BOUT A LITTLE ADRENALINE BABY!? WOOOOOOO!!!"
Me "AHH!!! What!? Aww shit... Aw shit! It's like 4 in the morning! Goddamnit brain!"
Brain "YEAAAAAH!! Wait, what were we talking about?"
Heart "THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY GUYS I'M READY TO GO! LET'S DO THIS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! I SAID LET'S DO THIS!!!"
Me "You are LITERALLY the only thing I hear!"
Brain "What were we talking about? I'm hungry."
Me *Groans* "Can I just be dead now. I would like to be dead now please..."
Hym "I hate dreams...."
Iam "Me too."
Hym "Ah! Shit! Where the hell did you come from!?"
Iam "Oh, sorry. The dream woke me up..."
Hym "Go back to sleep!"
Iam "Me too."
Hym "Ah! Shit! Where the hell did you come from!?"
Iam "Oh, sorry. The dream woke me up..."
Hym "Go back to sleep!"
Bots
In gaming, this is a euphemism for someone who doesn't know how to play the game. Or it could mean a literal bot (a CPU that plays along side or against you)
Iam "It's the strangest thing. Whenever I leave a comment on a YouTube post I get exactly 1 like and I get a reply from someone pretending to be the person whose video I'm watching. The reply is always something along the lines of 'invest in my cryptocurrency or something blah blah blah'."
Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."
Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."
Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"
Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."
Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."
Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"
Yes
Iam "Yes! Absolutely! You're absolutely right! And so was he!"
Hym "Wow, calm down nerd. What is wrong with you? You're such a sycophantic weirdo! This is why everyone makes fun of you!"
Iam "..... Sorry...."
Hym "Wow, calm down nerd. What is wrong with you? You're such a sycophantic weirdo! This is why everyone makes fun of you!"
Iam "..... Sorry...."
Song
Hym "Hey, shit-head! Come here!"
Iam "Huh? What?... Hey! Don't call me that!"
Hym "Look! I think some guy wrote a song about us!"
Iam "....... Oh, shit! No way! That is wild!"
Hym "Right!? And that shit is fire! We're a Goddamn inspiration! Did we set the world's heart ablaze!?"
Iam "Umm... I wouldn't go that far with it but sure... Heh..."
Hym "That shit is metal! 🤘😈🤘"
Iam 😅
Iam "Huh? What?... Hey! Don't call me that!"
Hym "Look! I think some guy wrote a song about us!"
Iam "....... Oh, shit! No way! That is wild!"
Hym "Right!? And that shit is fire! We're a Goddamn inspiration! Did we set the world's heart ablaze!?"
Iam "Umm... I wouldn't go that far with it but sure... Heh..."
Hym "That shit is metal! 🤘😈🤘"
Iam 😅
Temperamental
It's when you're angry and you're crazy or something. Like, You have a temper and you're mental. (That's not really what it mean but I like spreading MiSiNfOrMaTiOn!!)
Hym "No! The temperamental thing was me. That was and 'all me' kind of thing that I observed (personally) during my last 'study'."
Iam "Not that you're not great! I love you're stuff. It's very informative but... That was definitely us. Sorry."
Iam "Not that you're not great! I love you're stuff. It's very informative but... That was definitely us. Sorry."
Temperamental by Hym Iam May 15, 2022
And that's why I didn't do anything
It's not justified, huh? Maybe that's why I didn't do it.
Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."
Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."
Iam "We stopped doing our job."
Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."
Iam "Well... We didn't do nothing. We did this."
Hym "THIS didn't really accomplish anything. They still got away with it. We still lost our job."
Iam "We stopped doing our job."
Hym "We stopped doing our our job 2 years before we got fired for stopping. It wasn't the not working we got fired for. These people criticizing us have selective illiteracy."
Iam "Or they assume we're lying."
Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"
Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."
Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."
Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."
Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."
Hym "Of all the... Look at the shit we've said. We'll say ALL OF THAT but we wont say words that are true!?"
Iam "I know. They just don't want to hear it. They don't want to here it and they don't care."
Hym "They don't have to read the shit but that sat and read the while damn thing. Every word of it."
Iam "For which I am eternally grateful (by the way). But that isn't the point. They aren't involved."
Hym "They involved themselves by choosing to participate. How do they not see that it could just as easily happen to people they don't hate? This thing predates any actual wrongdoing. They're using some kind of medium that is so comprehensive that a woman was able to tell me that a red car was about to turn down the street a full 15 seconds before it happened. The feint to fight Orwellian dictatorship but they legitimately just want to reserve the right to wield this against THEIR enemies when the time comes. And they want to talk about ethics. They just want to see what the end result will be. Comply and submit to a life of servitude regardless of the effect you have on the outside world or do something for which we can punish you so we can determine whether or not this is an effective means of controlling miscreants. Giving me the illusion of control does not give me control. I see through the illusion. This is a farce. I know it isn't justified by the strictures I outlined. And that's why I didn't do anything."
And that's why I didn't do anything by Hym Iam May 14, 2022