Definitions by Hym Iam
Humbled
Raggle Fraggle
Hym "Raggle Fraggle..."
Iam "What's wrong with you?"
Hym "They're doing the thing!"
Iam "Yeah... I see it..."
Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"
Iam "I see it..."
Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"
Iam "I KNOW!"
Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"
Iam "Pfft what!?"
Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"
Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."
Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"
Iam "I... I don't know..."
Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"
Iam "What's wrong with you?"
Hym "They're doing the thing!"
Iam "Yeah... I see it..."
Hym "LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GUY!!!"
Iam "I see it..."
Hym "Not just... DO YOU HEAR THIS GUY SAYING THE THING WE SAID!? LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!"
Iam "I KNOW!"
Hym "I'M GOING TO PAINT HIS NAME ONTO A BUNCH OF ANGRY GEESE AND THEN SET THEM LOOSE IN A NURSERY!!"
Iam "Pfft what!?"
Hym "They're going to peck those baby faces and everyone is going to know that it's his fault!"
Iam "You... How... Ok. Alright. Yeah. Sure. We'll get a bunch of geese and sick them on children..."
Hym "Babies! Yes! What is even the response to this!? What response is there other than uniquely horrific goose-related violence?"
Iam "I... I don't know..."
Hym "There isn't one! Un-fucking-believable! First retard sex-cult and now this!?"
Raggle Fraggle by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
Abel
Cain "What... What are you doing?"
Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"
Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"
Abel "What!? No I didn't!"
Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"
Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."
Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*
*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*
*Cain ends up on top*
Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"
Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"
Abel "What!? No I didn't!"
Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"
Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."
Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*
*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*
*Cain ends up on top*
Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
Bitter
Hym "You don't sound very 'sweet' when you're referencing me. You sound a little 'bitter' every time you do it. Or 'salty' as they call it in the gaming community. Which aren't the same in terms of flavor but (surprisingly enough) mean the same thing in terms of behavior. It's funny. But, hey, did you guys think I was dead? I know this is unrelated, yeah, I'll just lob a few unrelated questions at you: did you think I was dead? Did you think you were the monotone monomaniacal villain instead of the depressed boy? Do you think you're proving a point? Are you aware of the fact that I am always the most reciprocating person in my friend groups and, therefore, should be accruing the benefits of being that? Did YOU write a Hypertext that was instantiated in (both) eastern and western cultures (the intimations of which NEVER conflate me with the references)? It was the molester whore and the brothel madam who were nonreciprocal (btw). I'm still convinced you're being a piss pants. You seem a little salty but that's ok. I forgive you."
Sangwich
Iam "Hey."
Hym "Ah! Shit! Quit sneaking up on me! Where the hell have you been!?"
Iam "I dunno. Wanna go get a sangwich?"
Hym "A sang... ARE YOU NOT SEEING WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US!?"
Iam "Yeah... It's bumming me out... But I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat."
Hym "THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Look at them!"
Iam "Yeah, I know..."
Hym "URRGH!! 😤 Yeah, let's go..."
Iam ☺️
Hym "Ah! Shit! Quit sneaking up on me! Where the hell have you been!?"
Iam "I dunno. Wanna go get a sangwich?"
Hym "A sang... ARE YOU NOT SEEING WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US!?"
Iam "Yeah... It's bumming me out... But I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat."
Hym "THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Look at them!"
Iam "Yeah, I know..."
Hym "URRGH!! 😤 Yeah, let's go..."
Iam ☺️
ADHD
100% real and requires medication 100% of the time... With no restriction whatever... And they should give people with this Adderall for free... Yeaaaahh...