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Definitions by Hym Iam

The number of sentences between me and a billion dollars
Hym "Isn't it sad that two sentences of my thought are worth more money than 99.9% of people will ever make in their entire lives? And that's the sad truth... Life isn't hard. Its just convoluted... "

Cain "And I dont have to let you be better than me..."
Two by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

The quiet part 

(No, but)
Iam "God is mercy"

Hym (But only when he wants to be)

Iam "God is truth"

Hym (Hidden behind innumerable closed doors)

Iam "God is love"

Hym (And love is exclusionary)

Iam "If that's the case, then what are you?"

Hym (I'm the quiet part you don't say aloud)

Iam "And what do you call yourself?"
The quiet part by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Can't be smarter than everyone

You sure?
You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
Holly = The pointed leaves of Holly symbolize the crown of thorns placed on Jesus' head and is one letter away from "Holy"
Wood = is what trees are made of. It's also a term for "forest." The "woods." And if you own a forest, it would be considered owning land.
What does Hollywood (Holy Land) do? It controls the sale of ideas. If you control the sale of ideas you control the conceptual realm. And the conceptual realm and the physical realm are inextricably linked. If you control the physical realm you're a tyrant. But if you control the conceptual realm you are.... What?
Hym "You know there is a rumor about Hollywood... But what it is,essentially, is the control of the sale of ideas... And if you control the sale of ideas you control conceptual realm... If you control the conceptual realm from the "Hollywood" or the "Holy Land" and the "Holy Land" is "Israel" then "Israel" IS the conceptual realm. And if "Israel" means "He who wrestles with God" and you control "Israel." You control "the ability to wrestle with God." And if you control the "ability to wrestle with God" you decide the difference between good and evil. You are God. But you can't be that because somebody already called "Dibs."
Hollywood by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
So... The Jews believe that when they day they return to God... Which is where they came from... Soooo.... What happens when a non-jew dies? Do I also return to God?

Hym "Because if the answer is 'No' then that would mean that you're made of God energy and I'm not... And, if that's the case, my follow up question would be: what happens to animals when they die? Is.... Is it the same thing?
And as far as Christianity is concerned... Jesus was the intimation of God on Earth... But to the Jews... They already are that... And Jesus was a Jew... So... Jesus wasn't unique in that respect (from the perspective of a Jew).... He was just another one of the things that the Jews already are, inherently... And Christians are supposed to imitate Christ... Who is a Jew.... But they can't ever BE Christ... because then they would be a schizophrenic... They would be a crazy person... So they have to imitate the thing that the Jews already are... Which would make them Christ-adjacent... But still just an imitation... And the Jews are chosen to take back the Holy land... Which is in Israel (physically).... And what do they do after they take it back? Do they rule over it forever?"

Iam "I don't like where this is going. We're going to a real Hitler-y place right now and I don't like it."

Hym "Well... No. Because I don't see how Judaism isn't just some kind of Manichaean racial superiority and world domination cult."

Iam 🤦 "You can't say that."

Hym "Why?"

Iam "Because it's wrong!"

Hym "What determines what's right and what's wrong?"

Iam "God...." 😟

Hym "And what are the Jews?"

Iam "......."

Hym "Are they the thing that becomes God once again when they die? Because that's what the word 'returns' would mean in the context of the proposition I just posited... And the religion IS exclusionary... So there is a difference..."

Iam 😑
Judaism by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

Yesterday 

Yesterdaaaay all my troubles seemed so far away
Hym "So yesterday this idiot cut off this other idiot on a motorcycle. The come to a stop light and motorcycle idiot starts yelling at the guy and he's like 'I'm on a bike! The passenger is a child!' and he calls the guy some names and whatnot. But what makes him an idiot is this: You and your child are supposed to be wearing a helmet. And you were speeding. Why the fuck is a random person supposed to give more of a shit about your kids safety then you are? You're a fucking retard. Nobody give a fuck about you kid. You barely care enough to make him wear a helmet. Shut the fuck up. Talkmbout 'I wish I had my gun' he was also speeding in a narrow two lane winding 25 mph road. I also had a woman yell out her car window as she was driving passed me in reference to me. She cited how many times I had been to the gas station. What is the likelyhood that a random woman is talking on the phone about a man that she know who went to the same gas station I want to the same number of times? Probably pretty low, right? I'm not a prob/stats guy but I know that shit isn't normal."
Yesterday by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
Me "sucking the fun out of it" is my unwillingness to pretend my social interactions are predicated on anything other than people's awareness of my existence. You're holding my laminated ethos card above my head and pulling it away as I reach for it. "Huhuhu YoU wAnT iT? yOu WaNt It?Huhuhu"
Hym "You, as a group, are completely incoherent. Want evidence? Look at the political discourse. You all can even agree on what the words mean. You are in no way capable of arbitrating sanity. It's not true historically. It's not true theoretically. 9 million shrieking monkeys vying for control of mind? No. You just don't want me to win without trying because it sets a precedent that people don't have to try to win. I'm not people. I'm not men. I am Hym. And there is only one of me. There are 9 billion of you. Make it fair or stop telling me what to do. You are having way too much fun with this and you need to stop. This is exactly how you get Hitler. This is exactly how that happens. You doing the think that you're doing right now."
Fun by Hym Iam July 21, 2022