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Why? So you can take another crack at trying to suck my dick?
Hym "Boy oh boy would I love to have a real dialogue in the context of my public notoriety with someone who knows who I am."

Guy "Get a job!"

Hym "Super helpful. I never would have thought of that without your petty, bitch-made retort. That's a great idea because that way I won't get what I want and I'll get to work until I die without getting what I want. Fantastic advice. You're a true scholar."
Get a job by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
I was actually referencing the actual 2017 Maps of meaning course but same diff.
Hym "Is that what you want? Fine. It did entirely change the way that I think. More than I thought but less than you'd think (This 👆 is a reference). It's still mostly explanatory dialogue. Endlessly engaged in a conversation I'll never get to have. I'm better at it now I suppose... And now I am technically having it... But not in the way that I'd hoped..."

Iam "Oops. We forgot to put 2017 in the dialogue box."
2017 by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
Or "correct" means to have a proposition substantiated.
Hym "You don't have the authority to hold me accountable for anything so you're trying manufacture it with this conceptual Sloan's bridle. You need to deprive me of my logos so that I have no choice but to accept propositions that you cannot defend. There leaves know room for the possibility that you're wrong. You can't have a real dialogue because it allows for the possibility that I am right. And so long as I've been labeled as 'Lacking self-awareness' I remain an artificial lifeform."
Right by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

Creative achievement test 

Oooooh! I've heard of that!
Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Now I know how YOU feel! To have everyone know your work without even knowing who you actually are? That's hilarious! Creative achievement test huh? Absolutely fucking hilarious! Hahahahahaha!"
Nobodies who are stupid and useless and when you tell them that they are like "Yeah... I know..." 😓
Hym "What's interesting about psychopathic types is that they shoot straight to the top of a hierarchy but psychopaths aren't successful and your bound to find them high level surgical or executive positions. And my fans are stupid and useless but they aren't stupid because breaking bad is a long show. But that's ok because they can work as hard as possible (regardless of the outcome) because the world will be better for my sex trophies.
Fans by Hym Iam July 20, 2022
It's convenient that I don't know how to do this because then I would be able to judge the quality of an ethic or body of work.
Hym "See, I don't just think. What I engage in is the future of thought. This is exactly how people are going to think in 50 years.... And dissidents with be met with culturally enforced artificial schizophrenia... and derision and mockery... And then sentenced to death by derivation... While they're harvested for sellable ideas... Yeah..."
Think by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷