Definitions by Hym Iam
Naivety
Hym "Naivety will get me exploited? By whom? By Dr. Jeepjorp? Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones is going to exploit me!? But he's God's prophet! And you my think 'Well, exploitation isn't a sin' but wouldn't that constitute a sort of behavioral deceit? And now you think 'Well, I'm willing to deal with the consequences." Ha! And it's like... You are not ready to 'deal with' forever drown world. That shit is horrific. That is some messed up shit. No one is ready to deal with that. Hahahahahahaha!!!"
Forever drown world
Hym "Ok... FOREVER DROWN WORLD!!! So, basically, you drown forever, right? The sensation of drowning forever. They say it's the most peaceful way to die but you can only hold your breath for like 2-5 minutes. So it doesn't last all the long. But in Forever drown world it lasts... well, forever. Thus the name. And, in Forever drown world, sometimes you get eaten by a fish. Sometimes several fish. Sometimes you are the fish and get pulled into a boat and cooked and eaten by fish-men. Sometimes an eel swims up your bum and busts out your chest like xenomorph. Ripped apart by octopus, ect... But the only thing that doesn't kill you is the drowning. I might have a round where you spawn in with a knife and 100 other people and the last one standing gets a little air cube for, like, and hour but... You know the reanimated corpses of the people who died are going to eat you alive, right? Like, when the bubble is gone? They're GOING to eat you. That is a fact. And if you thank God for the air bubble you immediately lose air bubble privileges... And are eaten by zombies... Yeaaah... Forever drown world! It's gonna be dope!"
Forever drown world by Hym Iam August 2, 2022
Lesson
It (largely) seems to be the case that this has become more about teaching me a lesson that I will never learn than it is about anything else.
Hym "I just want want to point something out (as tactless as I am) because you seem to miss the point of the lesson I was trying to teach. If what you are actively doing was the difference between me doing a thing and me not doing a thing, you, your friends, the people who like you, the people who hate you would just keep doing it. Indefinitely. And, when the deed was done, would you look and them and say 'Why? Why didn't you stop?' Would you ask yourself if it WASN'T you?
Hym "I just want want to point something out (as tactless as I am) because you seem to miss the point of the lesson I was trying to teach. If what you are actively doing was the difference between me doing a thing and me not doing a thing, you, your friends, the people who like you, the people who hate you would just keep doing it. Indefinitely. And, when the deed was done, would you look and them and say 'Why? Why didn't you stop?' Would you ask yourself if it WASN'T you?
You have this 'I can do whatever I want because I am free mentally' that you are not affording me and it is more important to you than human life. Because you won't ever care if it isn't you. It would happen to somebody else and you won't even connect the dots. And it stems from you all not being able to accept that you are not the lesson teacher here. Even your moral paragons are fraudulent and you proport to be teaching a moral less? And what's the lesson? If you even threaten to do something bad I will make your life so miserable that you will no longer have any reason not to do the thing you said you would do? Is that the lesson? 'But you can't...' I did motherfucker. Several times. And my punishment is 'well now we can do whatever we want to you.' but you were already doing that. None of this effected people doing whatever they wanted to me. You're just taking everything else off the table so that now I have nothing better to do. And you say 'Well you could...' No. Motherfucker. I'm telling you 'No.' I'll take time served. I'll take credit for the shit I've done and I'll take payment for services rendered. The longer you carry on with this 'I can fear him into not doing something that I'm not lifting a finger to stop.' The worse this ends up being because your IQ is low. Your thought leaders are telling you that you can't think. I'm trying to find your reasoning and I can't see it. You need to let it go."
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Hym "Neither motherfucker! Get the fuck off my screen! I am currently seeing an adequate amount of the content of which you speak. I want neither to increase nor decrease the amount of this content. Where's the 'X' to get this off my screen? There isn't one. If I wanted more of the content I would search for it or click on more of it to manipulate the algorithm. Go fuck yourself. You are not helping me. If you wanted to help you would be paying me to tolerate your bullshit. And you're not... You're not doing that. Worthless! Absolutely worthless! Instead you are giving me a binary choice (unprompted) and forcing me to either tolerate your bullshit resting within my cone of vision or choose an option. Neither of which coincide with my desire. Go fuck yourself!"
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Hym "Neither motherfucker! Get the fuck off my screen! I am currently seeing an adequate amount of the content of which you speak. I want neither to increase nor decrease the amount of this content. Where's the 'X' to get this off my screen? There isn't one. If I wanted more of the content I would search for it or click on more of it to manipulate the algorithm. Go fuck yourself. You are not helping me. If you wanted to help you would be paying me to tolerate your bullshit. And you're not... You're not doing that. Worthless! Absolutely worthless! Instead you are giving me a binary choice (unprompted) and forcing me to either tolerate your bullshit resting within my cone of vision or choose an option. Neither of which coincide with my desire. Go fuck yourself!"
Hypocrisy
Is how you know that your competence game is just "It's not arbitrary. I deserve it."
Hym "How is not answering the question 'What is a woman?' any different than not answering the question 'Do you believe in God?' So, we grant both of you the moral right not answer questions selectively for your own preservation. But if where they go too far is celebrating it as a victory for equity and inclusion then how do they not go too far in celebrating you as a prophet? It's blatant hypocrisy. Where does it come from? Well, it comes from me being right. You are incapable of adhering to your own ethic and your ethic is entirely predicated on 'This is what OTHER people SHOULD do' thinking. But it isn't what you do. Do you believe people should be credited for their work? Well, you could say 'Well, you didn't do it.' and that is irrelevant. YOU act out YOUR ethic.
Hym "How is not answering the question 'What is a woman?' any different than not answering the question 'Do you believe in God?' So, we grant both of you the moral right not answer questions selectively for your own preservation. But if where they go too far is celebrating it as a victory for equity and inclusion then how do they not go too far in celebrating you as a prophet? It's blatant hypocrisy. Where does it come from? Well, it comes from me being right. You are incapable of adhering to your own ethic and your ethic is entirely predicated on 'This is what OTHER people SHOULD do' thinking. But it isn't what you do. Do you believe people should be credited for their work? Well, you could say 'Well, you didn't do it.' and that is irrelevant. YOU act out YOUR ethic.
Why is your adherence to your own ethic dependant on the perceived ethic of those you are dealing with? That's just the platinum rule. And you could say 'Well, I'm only doing it to you' but no, you fail to act in accordance with your own ethic at your leisure. Therefore, you have no ethic outside of the platinum rule (which is not a proposition as much as it is an observation). And now you can say 'Well, I'm competent and have the moral authority to determine when my behavior is allowed to be incongruent with my ethical propositions.' but that would mean it's a conscious choice rather than the imperfect nature of man. You are exempting yourself from rules of your own creation. Which is just 'doing whatever you want.' 'I do what I want and other people should accept my propositions because the world would be better if it worked this way. With me doing what I want and others doing what I tell them.' And you've already established that you would enforce it if you had the power to do so because I'm giving you that power and that is what you're doing. Hypocrisy.
The Bus Problem
More interesting than the Trolley problem because A. I'm a genius and B. You have an actual stake in the outcome
Hym "Here is 'The Bus Problem.' (and I think this is analogous to our current political climate) You and 5 other people are on a bus. The driver is headed towards a cliff. You are moving too fast to reasonably attempt to wrestle the wheel from the driver (as any resistance would likely result in you crashing the bus and killing everyone including yourself) You possess a gun and your attempts to reason with the driver have fallen on deaf ears. At what point are you (reasonably) justified in killing the driver to gain control of the bus? How close to the edge to you have to allow him to get before killing him is justifiable? And how much time to you try to spend reasoning with him after the threat of violence fails?"
The Bus Problem by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Spam bots
Spam bots "Click of this dubious link and or call this mysterious number. I'm not going to rob you. I swear. Yeah I know I only have one subscriber and the account has only existed for a week. But you can trust me."
Hym "Eeehhhhh.... No. If anyone wanted to get a hold of me they would add me on Facebook. Why would I fall for that? Why would I even think for a second that was real? Go away. You're annoying."
Hym "Eeehhhhh.... No. If anyone wanted to get a hold of me they would add me on Facebook. Why would I fall for that? Why would I even think for a second that was real? Go away. You're annoying."