Even More News

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"
by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
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Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.
Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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Sorry

I highly fucking doubt it and that doesn't get my money in my bank account. Pieces of shit like you are the reason the suicide rates are going up.
Hym "You are not fucking sorry, bitch. You want me to be trapped with you in your shitty existence and there is a reason you are in therapy."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2024
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Hahahahaha! That was great! Great finish!
*Alexa Grasso vs Valentina Shevchenko*

Valentina Shevchenko "ROGAN SENP- Ah shit I'm being strangled! Gahk!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
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A Party

So wait... If you were having a party... And some guy was banging on the door... Would you let the guy in? I mean... I wouldn't burn his soul forever for not getting invited.
Hym "Well, I mean, I WOULD burn his soul forever but, like, not for not getting invited to a party... I'd hust do it because it's fun to do that... Right? You would expect it coming from me, right? That clearly is something they don't really get... Like... I would (at least) get bored after a while. I seriously don't think they understand what their religion means. Which is why my work is so important... Well... Kind of... I'm just going to kill it so none of the is going to matter anyways... Yep..."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2024
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Call out

Hey why don't you do that to the people who use "small dick" as a pejorative? I've never seen a video doing what you just did there regarding "small dick" you know that right? Have you seen the videos I've seen and made an entire ass response video and posted it to the internet? I know 1 guy who did. And it wasn't you. How is it that when I shame a whore for thinking a retard is better than me, I'm the asshole but when YOU shame me for thinking I'm better than a retard you're not an asshole? And thus you've given yourself license to think you're better than me. AND you've LIKELY extended that to the retard. Am I allowed to think I'm better than a Nazi? If you're a determinist than the Nazi couldn't have done otherwise, literally. Do YOU have to DEFEND Nazi now? Who am I to think I'm better than a Nazi (And YOU KNOW DAMN WELL that I'm not comparing retards to Nazi you fucking idiot I KNOW that THAT EXACT THOUGHT was caressing the folds of that FUCKING shit-brain of yours so don't even try to utter it you pig)? They couldn't have done otherwise! Are you the arbiter now of who people get to think they're better than? Who am I allowed to be better than, to you? Midwestern garbage-can bitch is the decider of who I get to be better than now I guess. Ok. It seems real fair what you're doing there. She's the decider now guys! Look-look! The decider is upon us once more! It's been decided. The retard is allowed to be better than me but I'm not allowed to be better than retard.
Hym "Not to call out your call out but 'Calling Christians mentally ill is an insult to the mentally ill' doesn't sound as good as you might think... There is an inconsistency in his need for care that I refuse to validate with my tolerance. And you're all fucking nutjobs. Dealing with you (at all levels of magnitude) is literally 95% of the shit I have to deal with. Some of you are dope. Like Team 4 star. But you? I don't know about you. Some of you are very-very lame."
by Hym Iam October 06, 2023
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Acceptance

Hym "You want to talk about 'acceptance' Dr. K, you meed to accept that I am not nor will I ever let you deny me that actual material benefits I will gain from being credited and paid as the creator of AI. Never. If I do not get that credit, I will murder a child. I said I would do it before you tried to steal it from me and IF I HAVE TO KILL A CHILD... I fully advocate for the people who's children you've put at risk to come and find you and kill YOU and your kid. I will get the credit, one way or another. You have to choose whether it's by way of you giving it to me willingly or you getting calling into a murder trial because your name was on a list. I'm not accepting shit."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2025
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