Definitions by Hym Iam
Worry
People keep telling me to worry about myself but every time I see my reflection I can't help but be enamored by my own visage.
Hym "I worry that you miss the point of all this.... And you clearly didn't watch the anime. Do? There isn't anything TO do. We just watch. I don't have to let you have your BANAL 'don't mess with our kids' moment (because that's clearly what you're what you've decided to make this about) but I AM.... and other people AREN'T doing that. Actively. Right now, probably. I mean, statistically. It's something... and it's happening right now... Heheheheheheheh.... That's not a threat by the way. Just stating the obvious. I'm guessing that's why you're so eager to take this out on me.... It's fine... Really... But my mind is my own and is worth more than the burlap sacks full of shit you call your children. And now that we've established that... If you ask nicely I'll give it to you. Little moment? Let's... I want to hear a 'please' in there too. Make it compelling. You can do it. I believe in you. You ask real nice. Throw a 'sir' in there. You guys are golden. And then thank me for doing this instead of any of the other horrific things people are already doing."
Creative input
I've had more creative input on justin roiland's shows in the last several years than HE has! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "Hooooo..... That is hilarious. Truly."
Iam "It's a little disheartening..."
Hym "Creative input? He used white-out on our homework assignment and wrote his own name! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!"
Iam "It's a little disheartening..."
Hym "Creative input? He used white-out on our homework assignment and wrote his own name! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!"
Creative input by Hym Iam February 9, 2023
A.I. Porn
Did I tell you my A.I. porn story? No? Ok. So, I'm watching porn, right? And what do I stumble across? A familiar face. Not the chick in the news but a YouTuber. Her!? In a porn!? It couldn't possibly be! So I started watching. This is clearly fake.... Oh well *Bap bap bap bap bap* So, some time passes and apparently she found out about it and was pretty upset. Which was a little sad.. but the funny part is... I had already yanked it to her content BEFORE I found the A.I. porn! So.... The end result is the same whether the porn is there or not. I also saw some of a pop star and a politician. So that was neat.
Hym "A.I. Porn is bad.... Not for the consent reason because WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHEN MY LIKENESS IS USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION DO WE!? No. But it's bad because the quality is low. The facial expressions don't quite match the action. They usually copy the face onto something pretty plain.... It's bores me. Most porn is bad. Bad porn with a familiar face is only slightly more appealing."
Question
Does that answer your question, Jordan? Or does it need to be a yes or no? Because I know how you feel about yes or no questions...
Hym "To answer your question, Yes. The first time I did it begrudgingly, at someone else's behest. Tried to convince them not to do it or to do it in a way that wasn't fucking retarded. Seriously. If you're going to commit fraud, do not let the ring leader be a fat bald retard. Second time was compensatory. She was fucking the retard. She was talking about how much she loves fat cocks and she locked eyes with a cripple for a full 7 count. She fucked him. Which means.... there aren't any cameras here. And to tolerate that shit costs way more than I was being paid. Why should I be forced to eat the cost? I don't think I should have to do that. So, I didn't. Hit them with a little 'labor inflation' and send a few thousand 'emails' asking where the fuck that prostitute was keeping my money and allowed them to compensate me for services rendered. Wasn't enough obviously. My payment remains incomplete. Interest is building.... 🤷 I still maintain that I am fairly morally grey. For now at least."
Smelly Pussy
That's a thing someone said about him! He took a the a commentor said about him, made it gender specific and directed it at someone else. Now, I don't know about you but that sounds like plagiarism to me. I can't even think of a single person who has ever done anything even conceptually adjacent to that. I don't condone this and believe he should be punished. Extrajudicially if necessary.
Hym "It was so significant to him that it's an actual story he tell people. Sometimes on camera. But the story kind of gives away the fact that you said the same thing he said, at someone else, for money, AND people still probably say it about her. The same exact thing that that other guy did.... Smelly pussy... I don't know what kind of monster would do such a thing. Steal a joke from one of the commoners and sell it for profit and then go on the show of a guy who ruined another guy's career for stealing jokes and thought he had an N-word pass (because he's one of the cool crackers), and then tell the story of how a commentor made the same joke YOU made about a woman, but about you, before you made the joke about the woman. Did I get that right? It looks like I got it right. As I'm reading it again, seems like my account of reality is pretty accurate. And that's what this is REALLY all about. My account of reality being correct. I was right about the sex cult. I was right about the people following me. Jotted down some reasons as to why they're doing it and who might be involved.... I'm doing this right. This was an astounding job by me. And apparently 20 million isn't a lot of people. Which makes this even more impressive. High five" ✋ "...... Iam?"
Iam *snore* "Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
🤝🙏 *clap*
Hym "Nice... Mandatory non-consensual sleep high five."
Iam *groans*
Hym 🤫
Iam *snore* "Zzzzzzzzzzzz"
🤝🙏 *clap*
Hym "Nice... Mandatory non-consensual sleep high five."
Iam *groans*
Hym 🤫
Smelly Pussy by Hym Iam February 8, 2023
Pills
Shit, I would happily pay for them if I could afford the $2000 psyche evaluation that the Dr. who lied (blatantly) to my face saying that I had no record of being diagnosed or prescribed and then proceeded to leave the room with his laptop open where I was able to see that not only did he have a record of me being medicated, he was looking directly at it when he told me that he didn't have it. But, oh well...
Hym "I mean, shit. It's a good thing I don't have a depressive personality type akin to that of a school shooter (according to the actual personality type guy)... and it's a good thing I'm not in a place where none of the rules matter... Or where someone is breaking a rule so substantial that it renders all other rules irrelevant . Then, literally ANYTHING I did would pale in comparison... I mean, what kind of rule could they even break? It would have to be something so absurd that the absurdity of that act would be superordinate to all subsequent acts. Tack on the revelation that the content of my being is irrelevant to at least 50% of the population and a black mirror-esque people following me around and who knows what I'd do. I mean, the act would have to be pretty egregious. So much so that the people facilitating the act would even go as far as to cover for me by, say, giving me a heads up when a test or multiple tests (that were blatant attempts to catch wrongdoing) were going to occur. Why would they do it? Is it because I'm such a great guy?
Hym "I mean, shit. It's a good thing I don't have a depressive personality type akin to that of a school shooter (according to the actual personality type guy)... and it's a good thing I'm not in a place where none of the rules matter... Or where someone is breaking a rule so substantial that it renders all other rules irrelevant . Then, literally ANYTHING I did would pale in comparison... I mean, what kind of rule could they even break? It would have to be something so absurd that the absurdity of that act would be superordinate to all subsequent acts. Tack on the revelation that the content of my being is irrelevant to at least 50% of the population and a black mirror-esque people following me around and who knows what I'd do. I mean, the act would have to be pretty egregious. So much so that the people facilitating the act would even go as far as to cover for me by, say, giving me a heads up when a test or multiple tests (that were blatant attempts to catch wrongdoing) were going to occur. Why would they do it? Is it because I'm such a great guy?
Is it because the retards don't actually matter to them? They could just say I was lying about their wrongdoing and that it's 'a smokescreen I made up to get away with something.' (But they would have to be stupid to say that) They could have just thrown me under the bus. Unless, of course, I claimed that it was a set up and they were just using what I did to get away with retard sex. But how would that help me? It would turn into a 'he said, she said' type of situation. Oh! Wait! The people who are aware of the thing that THEY were doing are people who call themselves my friends and family. And they care more about maintaining their facade than the do some whore. So all they have to do to 'break the tie' is tell the truth. You there, boy. You've been watching all this time. What do you think? Do you think I need mental help more than she needs a retards fat cock in her pussy? Be honest. I mean, Aladdin could have helped an old lady carry her groceries (or something) and bought the bread, right? He's clearly the villain and nothing that anyone else does throught the rest of the story is relevant. He should focus on himself and not what Jafar is doing. You're not Jafar, Aladdin. Take your pills and let Jafar do whatever he's going to do. That's what we should all be focused on. The bread."