Hym Iam's definitions
But Jordan... YOU didn't give a shit about the mob... You were even laughing about it... How you monetized social justice warriors? Remember that? They form a mob, more people watch you, you make more money... Isn't that just more evidence that you're a narcissistic parasite? I mean... You're definitely "parasitizing" me, aren't you?
Hym "I just saw your little diatribe on why mobing is effective and it made me think: You didn't seem to mind the mob... You seemed not to care what they thought.... Oh! I know. It's not the mobbing you had a problem with.... It's the 'being roundly and thoroughly defeated by you intellectual superior'. You are at the top of the mountain but little did you know a giant had yet to stand before you."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
Get the The Mobmug. Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing.
God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"
Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱
God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁
Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"
God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."
Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."
God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"
Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"
God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."
Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"
God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."
Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"
God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."
Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."
God "They eat each other...."
Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"
God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"
Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱
God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁
Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"
God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."
Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."
God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"
Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"
God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."
Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"
God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."
Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"
God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."
Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."
God "They eat each other...."
Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"
God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
Lucifer "How about literally anything other than eat each other and NOTHING ELSE!? They literally do nothing other than eat each other."
God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."
Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."
God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."
God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."
Lucifer 😟
God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."
Lucifer "Get rid of it."
God "Aw... Come on..."
Lucifer *Throws rock*
God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."
Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."
God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*
God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."
Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."
God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."
Lucifer 😮 💨 "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."
God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."
Lucifer 😟
God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."
Lucifer "Get rid of it."
God "Aw... Come on..."
Lucifer *Throws rock*
God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."
Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."
God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*
by Hym Iam February 16, 2023
Get the Cagesmug. William Sidis apparently wrote about wanting “A perfect life.” A life of solitude. Away from the vicissitudes and monotony of normal life. (And thanks to the YouTube girl who brought this to my attention I think the name was ¿Quiblee? I don’t remember) Thomas Sowell once said “People like doing nothing because it’s the only thing you can do perfectly.” You’re exactly right Thomas.
Iam “God, it isn’t even about people using my ideas or that they have this antipathy towards me. I actually like seeing my work and likeness in the media I enjoy and I generally don’t care what people think outside of the theory behind it. But what I want is a perfect life. Which is why “what do you want?’ Isn’t a stupid question. You know that’s not the answer you want. And because it’s not the answer you want you going to refuse to accept it as a valid response. And I know that if I apply that logic to literally anything else I would suffer for it.”
Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”
Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”
Dr. Doctor Doctor-Doctor (That’s a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu reference by the way) “ThEn WhY dOn’T yOu WoRk...”
Iam “The same reason you’re withholding what I need to achieve it, Jordan. Because it’s better for everyone but me.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
Get the A Perfect Lifemug. He's afraid I'm going to kill him and if I AM responsible for the flood (Which if you're reading this ypu know I didn't order any flood) he isn't going to be able to do a God damn thing to stop me. I'm also better looking and would win in a fight at literally any age.
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Stay heremug. Hey! Andy! They aren't showing your content on YouTube anymore. Glad to see you're still free. Good opening monologue on Piers. He is trying real hard to split hairs on the "migrant" part.
Hym "Andy! How's it hanging? You don't think it's my thing do you? If it is I'll say this: They don't need to do what they're doing. If they won't listen to reason, violence is the only option. Are you going to acknowledge what is happening to me, or would you rather the violence? Aside from that, how've you been? Are you seeing this shit they're doing to me still? You see me fix the A.I. on 2 separate occasions. Sarah Silverman is suing them WHICH MEANS... Might get to bang... That's be dope. Anywhere, I'm getting fat as shit. Wish I could stop the life-strike. They missed a deadline so a penalty will be incurred. But hey, I have to get back to work. I'll catch you later."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
Get the Andymug. I like them
Iam "Well, I'd have to be in the Twilight Zone because everything in space is moving and I'll likely never be in the same place twice. I'm laying in bed right now and I haven't moved in hours but I'm still not in the same place I was a second ago."
Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"
Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
Hym "ThE sUrFaCe Of ThE eArTh... WOAH!!! WHAT WAS THAT!? DID YOU SEE THAT FLASH OF LIGHT!? IS THAT BUILDING ON FIRE!? THAT RED GLOW IS MOVING IN THE DISTANCE! DID LIGHTNING JUST HIT THAT BUILDING? IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
Iam "Hey does that sound right to you?"
Hym "Screw the riddles! What the hell was that!? Is that light always there!?"
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
Get the Riddlesmug. Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
Get the Putting words in God’s mouthmug.