Hym Iam's definitions

L. Ron Hubbard

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.

Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Whore

Oh? The whore who was brought to where I work to fuck a retard.... fucked a retard? WOW! That’s clearly an indictment of MY behavior. I should be doing what you want me to do! If I was doing what you want me to do, then, well... she still would have fucked the retard instead of me but at least I’d be doing what you want.

Hym “Have you ever met a whore that wasn’t a complete piece of shit? I haven’t.”

by Hym Iam November 24, 2022

Not good enough for you

No. It is. The answer? It's good enough for you.

Hym "No. The answer is not 'not good enough for you,' bitch. It's the ultimate answer. It's good enough for everyone."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Creative achievement test

Oooooh! I've heard of that!

Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Now I know how YOU feel! To have everyone know your work without even knowing who you actually are? That's hilarious! Creative achievement test huh? Absolutely fucking hilarious! Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2022

High on Vivans

Nope.

Hym "You personality is an imitation of a better looking, more intelligent, and taller man, you midget. Where's my ex-wife? I NEED her little ass. And you're not confident, you're just high on Vivans.

by Hym Iam March 24, 2024

Permission

Should I be asking for that!? WOW! Here I am, having a schizophrenia diagnosis manufactured by the people around me and alluding to the fact that child and/or retard murder might be an appropriate response... And I didn't even THINK to ask a panhandler to take a picture of his sign! Wow! That is embarrassing! My bad guys! You must think I'm the rudest person on the planet! Gosh, that's... That's my bad...

Hym "Permission? Like, the fruit?"

Iam "That's a PERSIMMON."

Hym "Oh... You mean when you feel bad about something?"

Iam "No, that's CONTRITION."

Hym "Oooooh... So like, your attitude about something?"

Iam "No, that's your DISPOSITION."

Hym "Oook. Ok. I get it now... You're making up words!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "You're making shit up to try and make me look stupid!"

Iam "What!? No! It's like-"

Hym "Fuck you buddy!"

Iam *sigh* "Nevermind..."

by Hym Iam May 7, 2024