Definitions by Hym Iam
BBC Reporters
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking idiot! Look at how stupid you look you dumb son of a bitch! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "Ha! Hahahahaha! You've seen more hateful posts, have you? What constitutes a 'hateful post' to you? Is it just anything critical of anyone or any class of people who aren't currently being culturally demonized? Anything critical of any of the 'protected classes' is 'hateful?' What's with these BBC reporters getting made to look like a bunch of retards?"
BBC Reporters by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Nefarious
Really? I wonder where he came up with that!
Hym "I'm thristy... I think I'm going to buy something to drink-"
Idiot "OH! That gives me an idea! I'm going to buy something to drink! Maybe a soda or something! Isn't that brilliant!? Isn't that a brilliant and original idea that I just had?"
Hym "Nigga... I just said the shit a second ago..."
Idiot "Right but I came up with the idea to buy a drink."
Hym "After I said the shit... Like, immediately after I said it."
Idiot "Wh... Well, that's not what's important. What's important is that I came up with this idea, right, and it has nothing to do with you."
Hym "How does it not?"
Idiot "Um... Well... What would me getting a drink have to do with you?"
Hym "No that's a sort of verbal slight-of-hand your doing there. I'm obviously talking about you making the claim that you came up with the idea... That you explicitly got from me... You didn't think of shit. According to the world most highly credentialed psychologist you aren't even capable of thought."
Hym "I'm thristy... I think I'm going to buy something to drink-"
Idiot "OH! That gives me an idea! I'm going to buy something to drink! Maybe a soda or something! Isn't that brilliant!? Isn't that a brilliant and original idea that I just had?"
Hym "Nigga... I just said the shit a second ago..."
Idiot "Right but I came up with the idea to buy a drink."
Hym "After I said the shit... Like, immediately after I said it."
Idiot "Wh... Well, that's not what's important. What's important is that I came up with this idea, right, and it has nothing to do with you."
Hym "How does it not?"
Idiot "Um... Well... What would me getting a drink have to do with you?"
Hym "No that's a sort of verbal slight-of-hand your doing there. I'm obviously talking about you making the claim that you came up with the idea... That you explicitly got from me... You didn't think of shit. According to the world most highly credentialed psychologist you aren't even capable of thought."
Idiot "Look... I have great ideas all the time man. This isn't new for me. I have all these thoughts floating around and I'm just so brilliant. And great minds think alike. So if I thought of getting a drink, a great mind like yours would probably come up with it at, like, exactly the same time. Right? Like we were vibing on the same frequency and BAM! We just came up with it at the same time."
Hym "No motherfucker. You heard me say the shit AND THEN you decided to ALSO do what I was doing... AFTER the fact."
Idiots "Well, I mean, look at all these drinks I bought! I have like 100 drinks! You only have the one drink!"
Hym "Because you have a million dollars and I don't you fucking idiot. You took my idea and used the million dollars I do not have to buy more than I can afford."
Idiot "Yes."
Hym "And you're trying to use that as evidence that you had the idea first."
Idiot "Y... Er... I did have the idea first! Just a split second before you said it! Really! You have to believe me! My entire career from this point on depends on me having claim to this idea! You shouldn't be trying to blackmail me like this! You're nefarious!"
Hym "No motherfucker. You heard me say the shit AND THEN you decided to ALSO do what I was doing... AFTER the fact."
Idiots "Well, I mean, look at all these drinks I bought! I have like 100 drinks! You only have the one drink!"
Hym "Because you have a million dollars and I don't you fucking idiot. You took my idea and used the million dollars I do not have to buy more than I can afford."
Idiot "Yes."
Hym "And you're trying to use that as evidence that you had the idea first."
Idiot "Y... Er... I did have the idea first! Just a split second before you said it! Really! You have to believe me! My entire career from this point on depends on me having claim to this idea! You shouldn't be trying to blackmail me like this! You're nefarious!"
Celebrities
No. No. They are not the most miserable people in the world you fucking moron. What's the suicidality rate? What's the school shooter rate for celebrities? The retirement rate?
Hym "Ok, so, you say that celebrities are miserable people on the planet because 'they are showered with praise and it only take one GENIUS to insult them' and how is that more miserable than the guy who doesn't get any praise? Or gets nothing but insults? What about factory workers? Bottom rung low-skill labors? Celebrities? THEY'RE the most miserable people? Really? And 1 guy insulting them out of a 1000 id what does it huh? You're a spoiled sheltered retard. Basically like that cripple. You're actually worse than the cripple because at least the has the excuse of being a retard. Celebrities have, objectively, THE BEST LIFE you can possibly have and LITERALLY HALF OF THEM have their celebrity status because some fat slob producer likes the way their tits look. I think you just like to say that shit as a murder deterrent. So while I'm slaving away (indefinitely), drowning in the illusion of opportunity, I don't think to myself 'Hey, we should all stab the shit out of these motherfuckers' but you motherfuckers are the most miserable people on the planet. And then you want to call somebody an 'idiot' for insulting you. The country you come from is a literal toilet. Shit all over the street and I'm the fucking idiot."
Celebrities by Hym Iam April 11, 2023
Dalai Lama Tongue
Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵
Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"
Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"
Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."
Dalai Lama "Our culture-"
Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"
Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"
Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"
Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"
Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."
Dalai Lama "Our culture-"
Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"
Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"
Dalai Lama Tongue by Hym Iam April 11, 2023
Parents
They know that this is happening. I'm going to have the conversation whether they me to or not. This isn't optional for them anymore. I don't care. This is beyond them "feeling bad."
The real danger of A.I.
Hym "The real danger of A.I. is that once A.I. is capable of performing the same tasks as a computer programmer the profession becomes obsolete. 'Skill with computers' is no longer a thing. Once a person able to tell an A.I. to do anything random thing than any half-rate hacker or computer programmer can do, A.I. becomes the next great equalizer. Why hire game designers or programmers for anything other than oversight when you can just tell an A.I. 'Hey, make a Japanese-style rpg that combines the elements of "Legend of Dragoon" and "Final Fantasy 7" ' and this thing just starts spitting out code."
The real danger of A.I. by Hym Iam April 10, 2023