Definitions by Hym Iam
IAN!!!
Hym "HAHAHAHAHA! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT! IAN!!! I'M LIKE THE GREATEST DIAGNOSTICIAN OF ALL TIME! HA!"
Retarded
Hey fuck you asshole is he's not to retarded to talk shit, he's not too retarded to get called a retard. If he's not too retarded to fuck his staff, he's not too retared to be called a retard.
Hym "And if he's not too retared to participate in weaponized schizophrenia then he's not too retarded to be called a retard. Piece of shit."
Personal Information
Oh? You're going to release all of it? Wonder where he got that idea... Hmm... Good plan. Genius even! You might become a world renowned genius and archetypal figure!
Hym "Yeah, see!? When you're in dire straights I AM THE THING YOU EMULATE. Clearly the strongest living entity. And best. Better than everyone. Literally the greatest. I called dibs on it (if you recall). That's 3 now. Wait 4... Wait, no, 6. Wait... Steven, Mark, Todd, Jordan, Kanye, Andrew... Yep... 6. 6 famous millionaires. Tippy-top of the food chain. I can't figure out a way to sneak 'personal information' in here so... There..."
Personal Information by Hym Iam April 30, 2023
For your kids
Hym "And what do you NOT have now that you would have had, had you not 'sacrificed' it for your kids? Name one thing. Your youth? You would have lost that anyway. Opportunities? There are not greater opportunities than, teaching at harvard, working at the UN, or being a famous charlatan. Name ONE thing you ACTUALLY sacrificed for your kids that you do not have now. I mean you were busy 'working 80 hours a week" so, time with your kids? OOHHH!! 😱 THAT'S IT! You're God! That's the God complex! Right there! You sacrificed yourself... to YOURSELF so that humanity wouldn't have to suffer at your hands. It's the Christ sacrifice in abstraction! THAT'S the sacrifice you made isn't it? Hahahahaha! You know that doesn't count. I don't even have to debunk the claim! The atheists already did it for me! Ha! No. You aren't willing to sacrifice anything. You're not even willing to sacrifice your PRIDE (the sin you yelled at Elliot (I still thinknit should be Alan) for embodying) to allow yourself to be summoned. Even if the consequences are mangled retard skulls and bloated whore corspes."
For your kids by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
Linguists
Hym "I mean... I'm one of the greatest writer's of all time... Linguists are baffled and consider me 'Profound.' Because I know a bunch of cool stuff. Like, I know that 'Prodigy' and 'Bother me' don't rhyme but RAPPERS use 'approximate rhyme' or pronunciation to make lyrics more coherent. I also think the assonance (I spelled it right but it didn't show up in my auto-correct! Another reason linguists find me compelling. I know more words than auto correct and the dictionary)"
Goal
Hym "I feel (and I imagine other people) positive in emotion in relationship to things other than goals. Watching a good anime. Playing a good game. And after reading that here's what you're going to do: You're going to broaden the definition of 'goal' in an attempt to drag me into 'semantic space' by asking questions like 'Well aren't you trying to win or beat the game or raise your rank?' And No. Not all games are played to win. I have completion anxiety and often stop playing games before I reach the end (I started playing Legend of Dragoon and I just stopped playing because all I have left to do is max out my additions, collect all the stardust, and beat the last 2 bosses) OR (In games like Skyrim and Dragon Age) I'll restart and make a new character of a different archetype. Sure sometimes I try to beat games but my enjoyment of the game has nothing to do with whether or not I beat it. I even enjoy losing competitive games as much as I hate it. The sting of defeat fills me with vigor. I also neglect to finish anime. The stark reality is that you are not more aware of my mind than I am. This is nothing more than a narcissistic delusion fostered by educational institutions (See "The folly of psychology"). It's likely that I'm more self-aware than you are. But let's see... What else gives me positive emotion... Contemplation... Carbonated beverages... Besting foes on the conceptual battlefield... Watching fire... Hating things..."