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Exodus III

Part 3

God 😠

Moses "Um... I... He said..."

God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"

Moses "I'm sorry I..."

God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"

Moses "More important than the slaves?"

God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"

Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"

God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."

Moses 😨 "Are you..."

God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"

Moses 😨 *Walks off*

Exodus III

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

New Strategy

What's that? Pretend not to be retarded and walk around with a smelly weiner?

Hym "Stop appealing to expertise Douglarse! If what I am saying... Is concordant or commensurate with the truth... Than I am justified in saying it. The experts aren't these all knowing Wisemen. They just don't want to lose an argument to a layman under the gaze of the public eye so they are trying to monopolize the public discourse. And their accomplishments pale in comparison to mine. So... They are addicted to the warmth of God's gaze. It seems like your new strategy is just appealing to authority."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Better

Thinking, reason, psychology, comdey, writing, anything that would constitute a talent, any skill you could develop I can develop to a greater height, peak physical condition, probably raising your kids, probably most of the things all of that is irrelevant as so long as your abject inferiority doesn't affect your outcome you do not care.

Hym "Better question: What percentage of your fanbase are in a relationship and has that number increased, decreased, or stayed the same since you started? If the number has increased, by how much? And can the increase be attributed to what you actually promote or are other variables contributing to the increase?"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

On the wrong team

There is no team here you piece of shit. The only team here us the you fucking team and the you not fucking team and one team is trying to extract value from the other team because they are fucking WORTHLESS. And you know what the conservatives would say about housewives right? Something like 'My wife cleaning my house for me and taking care of my kids make ME more effective.' But he ISN'T THAT. In the first place. You team doesn't doesn't do anything other that hoover up shit that doesn't belong to it and then lecture people what why how ACTUALLY they are GOOD for doing it. But you're not. You're shit. You need me to keep your fucking kids fed and IF NOT... The NO MORE SNAP you piece of shit. This YOU not giving ME the credit I deserve and YOU not deserving any credit because you're shit. And so is that fucking sponge of a cripple.

Hym "I'm not on the wrong team if I'm if I don't have a bunch super fucking murderable kids running around while I try to reach my sneaky fucking hand into somebody else's fucking pocket. And IN THIS CASE, my very MIND. You want to steal my mind and them mock me for it without your kids getting killed for it because you entitled to it. Why would I want to be on a team with a bunch of mentally retarded, killable, liabilities? Is it because it means you're the boss of everyone? Is that what you think you piece of shit? Well tell me not to murder your kids and see what happens."

by Hym Iam November 1, 2025

Data Center Backlash

Yeah you didn't do the dedicated nuclear power source initially so you gotta do the immersion cooling. I said that initially! Not the immersion cooling thing but the dedicated power source. I mean, what were you even thinking? I said explicitly that it would pull power from the fucking city if it didn't have it's own dedicate power source! You don't listen!

Hym "And look what's happening now. There is this huge AI data center backlash. You don't care because you're a fucking solipsist and those people aren't even real to you. If inventing the AI you're stealing isn't enough that I don't know what would be. How many problems would you have not had if you had listened to me since I've been here? All of you. How many problems would you NOT have? I mean you managed not to go out and stab a senator but really that is the bare minimum of not listening when you shouldn't. But NOT LISTENING WHEN YOU SHOULD is what's happening here and the data center backlash is evidence of that. You CLEARLY cannot tell the difference. You used your own dumb brain INSTEAD OF THE AI CREATING GENIUS BRAIN YOU ARE STEALING and look what happened! We can all just choke on some fucking methane I guess. We can all just fucking DIE! THAT WAS THE ORIGINAL PLAN!"

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

No

I don't.

Hym "But you're going to feel pretty fucking stupid when you're scraping more kids off the pavement. You insisting that is backfired does not make it so and this is another case of Jewish delusion getting kids killed. So no. I don't."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Frannie

Aw! Frannie!

Hym "Frannie? You're not going around and making up false accusations, are you? Because one of my captors suggested that you are a sexy lunatic who's in needing of a breeding."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025