Hym "Yo! UndeadUnluck is WILD, bro! Holy shit is that good. Go watch a YouTube video on the premise and then watch it immediately! I'll postpone the A.I. apocalypse long enough for everyone to watch it. Go now!"
by Hym Iam December 13, 2023

by Hym Iam December 04, 2020

Hym "So... Picture an authority... That is what I'm going to kill in relationship to myself. It doesn't matter how many there are. Are you that? Well... Then... You either need to walk your fat ass down those stairs and get yourself behind me as quickly as possible... OR... You need to carry me UP the stairs until I'm in front of you because everyone is moving down exactly one place. There will be no growing up around here."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

God I hate being this.... And I hate when things are this... A mosquito flew in my mouth when I went outside... If it had not been this that would not have happened...
Iam "God I hate being alive..."
Hym "Alive things are the worst..."
Iam ".............."
Hym "............."
Iam "..............."
Hym ".............."
Iam "Holy shit it just never ends!"
Hym "Yeah..."
Hym "Alive things are the worst..."
Iam ".............."
Hym "............."
Iam "..............."
Hym ".............."
Iam "Holy shit it just never ends!"
Hym "Yeah..."
by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

No, you were crying like a bitch a minute ago. About the molested little boy buttholes? And no one coming to save them? Like a bitch.
Hym "You know, it's painful uninteresting listen to people with thick skin talk. You could almost replace everything they say with 'Well I think my religion is correct. I think my religion is correct. You know, my religion has a little something to say about this... And I think it's correct."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! 🙊 PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA AHA HOO! HO BOY! That is fucking hilarious my guy! You're not wrong though Pfft Hahahahahahahaaa!
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Iam "It's not that funny"
Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."
Iam "Where are you going?"
Hym "Hold on..."
Iam ".......... Well?"
Hym "I was checking Twitter again."
Iam "And?"
Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"
Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"
Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."
Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
Iam "It's not that funny"
Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."
Iam "Where are you going?"
Hym "Hold on..."
Iam ".......... Well?"
Hym "I was checking Twitter again."
Iam "And?"
Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"
Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"
Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."
Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
