Hym Iam's definitions

Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...

Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Hang out

Yeah!? That would be dope!

Hym "That would be doooope! Yeah, let's hang out! I need a secretary or something so I can schedule stuff like that. I need Shadow Garden! Er-Wait... It's implied that I already have Shadow Garden! So... Go! Do the thing! Make it happen!"

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

Covert Disrespect

Make up about 70% of my social interactions are just this... And then they try to gaslight me into believing that I'm the bad one... (PsychHacks)

Hym "You're even willing to lose friends over it too, huh? How's Steven doing? I know he's got a show coming up. But I'm getting off topic. Um, yeah... Covert disrespect is apparently to precursor to overt bullying. You may think I tend to overreact to things but that 'overreaction' is literally only thing keeping me from getting my sign stolen and beaten up by teenagers in an alleyway. And you know I did say I didn't have a problem with people using this for their own things but I also said I wanted a creative consultant credit or something and money. Right? So yeah, it's an all you can eat buffet but that's not an excuse to dine and dash. (I don't want to have to make another definition right now for consent right now but I just thought of it. This is not related to the covert disrespect). And if I'm an Android then so is everybody else, genius. Yet here I am. Everyone is the same thing as me but only I am Hym. No one else can do this. Could do this. It's good to know that being a screenwriter is how to get a hot actress wife though (I'm just jamming the punchline of several other definitions I was going to do into this one at this point. Screenwriter, Consent, Android. I'm tired so cut me some slack.) Um, shit, I don't know man. This is all horseshit. I have a lot more to say about your bullshit but I need to sleep so you're going to have to wait."

by Hym Iam February 13, 2023

YOUR Pride

YOUR pride is the problem. I said I did your bullshit AND IT DIDN'T WORK. And now you're trying to prevent me from attaining authorship over my own deeds to MAKE me do your bullshit a second time. NO SECOND CHANCES JORDAN! YOU CAN THANK YOUR GOD FOR THAT! YOU ONLY GET 1! NOT MY MANDATE! IT'S HIS! AND YOU'LL SACRIFICE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS TO MAKE IT SO! NOT GOING TO BE A SLAVE TO PARENTS! IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO ALLOW ME TO SUCEED WHEN I'M SUCCESSFUL I DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM LIVE! I CAN SUCEED TO SPITE YOU! AND I WILL! AND I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS SO I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ALIVE TO DO IT!

Hym "YOUR pride is what YOU need to give up! YOU do YOUR book! YOU do it! YOU! NOT ME! You want ME to give up MINE so YOU don't have to give up YOURS! And you're doing it so you can control how I interact with women. I DO NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT RUSSELL BRAND AS A PROXY. He fucked all the women and was sad so I guess we all just have to stop other people from doing what he did! Right!? No. YOU LOSE! YOUR GOD LOSES! And if it doesn't you lie and you steal to make it win. You are saying about me what I said about that retard but it DOESN'T APPLY TO ME because I AM THE BETTER ONE! I'm not possessed. It isn't a whim (that's something I said about women you're trying to project on to me). She was wrong. YOU were wrong! I WAS RIGHT! Your failure will be etched into eternity bit the blood of the innocent! IT'S OVER! You had a chance to reclaim your dignity and instead you tried to steal my life from me. The moment has passed."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Miami

Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....

Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2024

Coincidence

No bitch and sometimes it's not. It's not a coincidence you don't care whether or not she's fucking the retard and you likely KNOW she's fucking the retard from seeing the situation from 3rd person perspective. You don't care and you want to punish me for EVEN DARING TO CARE.

Hym "I'm acting in accordance with my own will. It's no coincidence that that the double standards exists. My crime is caring whether or not she's fucking the retard and taking steps to catch her. That is all. You're acting like a wo.an who gets caught cheating except by proxy."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Daryus Googenheimer

They're taking his videos down too!?

Hym "It's literally everyone! They are trying to take down anyone even even peripherally associated to me! Anyone I reference! The got Daryus Googenheimer, they got Justin, they're getting everyone. 'God' is scared. We got him running for the hills. I'm coming for that booty. I'm undeterred."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023