Hym Iam's definitions
Contact information for WHO!?
Hym "Contact information for WHO siri? If you want my contact information you have to get my brothers old phone number. I'm not Dr. Peepeestones so I don't have a secretary or anything to manage people trying to contact me.
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Get the Sirimug. Iam "That was a nice thing to do. I appreciate you saying that. It's funny, I don't generally watch your channel. The fact that you made that request shortly before I saw the episode and after I randomly decided to check out your channel AND skip to THAT EXACT PART is an eerie coincidence, no? I'm like Mr. Bean over here. I just walk in a perfectly straight line and reality unfolds before me. Heh..."
Hym "Word. It's like we have real life plot-armor! We've still never experienced 'consequences.' People keep talking about them but I'm starting to believe that 'consequences' are just a myth promulgated by parents to trick kids into behaving properly. Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Word. It's like we have real life plot-armor! We've still never experienced 'consequences.' People keep talking about them but I'm starting to believe that 'consequences' are just a myth promulgated by parents to trick kids into behaving properly. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
Get the Wordmug. Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
Get the The Manufactured Christ Vs The Manual Anti-Christmug. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by Hym Iam March 4, 2023
Get the The Rumblingmug. I'm not 40. I'm 33.
Hym "But you know what? I looked up my name and there was another me running around and HE was 40. So I don't know if my identity has been stolen in the conventional sense as well but yeah... I survived longer then Jesus! I'm like the ultimate Jesus."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Get the 40mug. Yeah, no, I know fuck-face! That's why the deadman switch! That's why the deadman switch, fuck-face!
Hym "You cocksuckers are only pro-human when that human is either doing what you want as long as they're within your gaze. And if they are outside of your gaze, they could be getting their heads exploded my jew-bombs and you wouldn't give a shit. You so you can tell you wife to execute the dick sucking protocol and you can go on right ahead and give me my money."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
Get the Executemug. Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Kristi Noem's PR teammug.