Hym "You CAN'T! You CAN'T NOT owe me! Eheheh! THAT'S THE POINT OF DOING IT! I HAVE LITERALLY SAVED HUMANITY! The entire human race owes me! It's inescapable! I have flooded reality with my essence! You can't not owe me without never using AI ever again! And you CAN'T DO THAT EITHER! I pried open the gates to the garden of Eden with my own two hands! Even pretending it isn't so doesn't effect what is actually the case! And 'the case' is this: If you are saved, I AM THE ONE WHO SAVED YOU!"
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Hym "Looks like there was a break in at my downstairs neighbor's apartment. The door was all smashed in... I mean... I didn't hear anything when I walked past. Except for the music playing... I just got home so I imagine the sound of someone smashing a door in would cause some concern for the people who WERE here... The door was cracked open but I didn't seen anything... I would check but I don't want to leave any fingerprints and wind up a suspect... It's probably safe to assume someone would have handled it by now... I guess I have no way of knowing when it happened... Or what... It'd be a shame if this was a life or death moment and there's someone bleeding out in there... Or they came for me and got the wrong apartment... Could have been a police raid... I suppose... Didn't see and cops around... Not that I was looking... I'll keep an ear out and go down there with the veinsplitter if I hear anything else... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam November 29, 2024
Hym “You want to know how to make yourself attractive to women? Here’s what you do: make $100,000 or more a year (or have parents who make that much) OR have a fat cock (Ideally both. BOTH is LITERALLY the ideal). Now, you could say ‘Well, studies show that *blah blah blah*’ but the studies don’t account for the outliers and this does. List all of the qualities you think women are attracted to. Will women select outside of those qualities for a man with a fat cock or $100,000+ a year? Yes. Which is why you see men who don’t meet the criteria that is supposedly required to attract women still attracting women. It’s why you need to rely on the caveat of ‘short term vs long term’ selection. Fat cocks and money.”
by Hym Iam October 17, 2022
Triple dot. I probably use them wrong but I like them. My way of using them is better. Change the rule to make my way the correct one...
Iam "..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I don't like this..."
Hym "Oh? Really? I love it! I'm having a grand ole time!"
Iam "The sarcasm isn't helping..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "This is serious! What is someone in our situation even supposed to do!? There is no precedent for this! I mean... How do you convince a society full of cannibals that eating people is wrong?"
Hym "Maybe it isn't. Maybe people meat is pound-for-pound the optimal diet for humans. That one chick said that meat was the best thing for humans to eat. Which meat is the best? People meat."
Iam "..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I don't like this..."
Hym "Oh? Really? I love it! I'm having a grand ole time!"
Iam "The sarcasm isn't helping..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "This is serious! What is someone in our situation even supposed to do!? There is no precedent for this! I mean... How do you convince a society full of cannibals that eating people is wrong?"
Hym "Maybe it isn't. Maybe people meat is pound-for-pound the optimal diet for humans. That one chick said that meat was the best thing for humans to eat. Which meat is the best? People meat."
Iam "It... What? No! People meat is not the best meat."
Hym "You don't know that. You are neither a scientist nor have you ever eaten a people. AND if it was the best meat, no one would ever tell us. Which makes this dilemma perfectly analogous to our current situation."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam "That's not... Yeah, actually. 🤔 We're trying to get the people who know whether or not people meat is the best meat to tell us (honestly) that people meat is the best meat... It's a perfect analogy."
Hym "Yes. It is. I'm a genius."
Iam "I just don't see how people are going along with this! Not ONE person sees a problem with this!? Even the people I thought would see the problem with this don't have a problem with it!"
Hym "Oho! Yeah. We have been completely forsaken. Big time. But think of it this way: We now have more people to hate. And eat (I suppose) if we decide to go that route."
Iam "That doesn't make me feel better..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Haaoo man... Even Truman had one person try to tell him that he was in a show..."
Hym "His ideas weren't as stealable as ours. No reason to let us out of the dome if we keep giving them shit they can use that we might withhold if we were out of the cage. Our organs might even be more delicious than his. Only time will tell."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Ngghhuuh shit... Shit shit shit... I need sleep. Goddamnit..."
Hym "Triple dot yeah..."
Hym "You don't know that. You are neither a scientist nor have you ever eaten a people. AND if it was the best meat, no one would ever tell us. Which makes this dilemma perfectly analogous to our current situation."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam "That's not... Yeah, actually. 🤔 We're trying to get the people who know whether or not people meat is the best meat to tell us (honestly) that people meat is the best meat... It's a perfect analogy."
Hym "Yes. It is. I'm a genius."
Iam "I just don't see how people are going along with this! Not ONE person sees a problem with this!? Even the people I thought would see the problem with this don't have a problem with it!"
Hym "Oho! Yeah. We have been completely forsaken. Big time. But think of it this way: We now have more people to hate. And eat (I suppose) if we decide to go that route."
Iam "That doesn't make me feel better..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Haaoo man... Even Truman had one person try to tell him that he was in a show..."
Hym "His ideas weren't as stealable as ours. No reason to let us out of the dome if we keep giving them shit they can use that we might withhold if we were out of the cage. Our organs might even be more delicious than his. Only time will tell."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Ngghhuuh shit... Shit shit shit... I need sleep. Goddamnit..."
Hym "Triple dot yeah..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
Hym "Hey, You and Magnus can eat a bag of dicks ok? Hey, middle finger to butthole4🖕 Oh wait, what!? I didn't see 'sit and spin' in 1! Ooooh man! Terrible stuff from me! Real amateur stuff from me there. Wow! Hold on. Let me calculate this quick. Takes takes takes... Middle finger HERE instead 🖕 And then... Nope... Nope. It's still just sit and spin... That's crazy."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.
Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."
Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."
by Hym Iam May 01, 2025
Hym "What's interesting about psychopathic types is that they shoot straight to the top of a hierarchy but psychopaths aren't successful and your bound to find them high level surgical or executive positions. And my fans are stupid and useless but they aren't stupid because breaking bad is a long show. But that's ok because they can work as hard as possible (regardless of the outcome) because the world will be better for my sex trophies.
by Hym Iam July 20, 2022