Hym Iam's definitions
They say the best revenge is to be happy but really it's violence so disturbing no one that hears about it will ever forget that it happened. That, or, fucking the purple hair dye off of a retard fucking prostitute.
by Hym Iam September 10, 2020
Get the Prostitutemug. Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
Get the Chicago Mayormug. Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to do anything about this which means they likely couldn't get a conviction (which is all they care about and NOT YOUR KIDS GETTING STABBED). I want you to do it BEFORE THAT.
Hym "Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to pay attention to anything so.... Go stab him. Go stab him. Tell him it is from me. And then call the police officer you sent over here to harass me (which is a crime and is filing a FLASE POLICE REPORT) and tell him somebody is 'inciting violence.' Mitch wants it to be someone else who gets stabbed. And they likely ALREADY HAVE BEEN stabbed. That's the cycle. You don't listen. Your kids get stabbed. You blame me. You continue not to listen. You kids get stabbed again."
by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
Get the Until somebody gets stabbedmug. Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
Get the Answersmug. I did the thing Emma. I said a racism to Frannie. Kind of. I told her not to think of the N word but I know she did and then I told her to picture a Persian guy without it being racist... Which is literally impossible.
Hym "Yeah, that would be dope. If my dream was real my grandma would be alive. I was at their house (where I grew up) and they had these giant stacks of cookies. Multiple plates full of these massive stacks of cookies filling the kitchen. And I remember thinking 'Why the fuck did she make that many cookies?' And then I woke up..."
by Hym Iam January 4, 2025
Get the Dreammug. Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
Get the Giant Ever-Rigged Phallusmug. Hym "Then, I ALSO get to deride who ever I want. Fat-cocked, molested retards and trannies and homos and the like."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Deridemug.