Hym "I mean, you're not even willing to pay a guy for his labor to protect kids from getting murdered. You sure as hell don't give a fuck about kids 'seeing gyrating' and are likely to do just as little."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2024
Hym "I am the single most disciplined person in the history of humanity. My self-discipline is literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Dope movie. One of the best horror franchises of all time. Have you seen the "reboot"? I think it was like Hellraiser 6 or something. It starts in Mexico and the the guy who solved goes back to his family and he has this weird, gross sexual chemistry with his sister the whole movie and then at the end he becomes Pinhead. But not ACTUAL pinhead but like a second Pinhead? That shit was weird right?
Hym "Yeah, I'm doing it I don't care. That finding Yaweh through torment shit was creepy as fuck! That was some straight up Hellraiser shit to actually say! I mean I love it! It's metal as fuck but wow!"
Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."
Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"
Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"
Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"
Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."
Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."
Iam *sigh*
Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."
Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"
Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"
Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"
Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."
Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."
Iam *sigh*
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
No amount of adaptation is going to appease someone whose selection criteria is a fat meaty 7 inch cock and 6 firgures a year or "ambition" (which roughly translates to "Well, he doesn't have to have money now but if he's going money later then it's fine)
Hym "BEHOLD! I will now adapt to women's selection criteria... By tying a paper weight to my dick and waiting for it to meet their standards........................ Just give it a second.................................................... You're right............ This is definitely what I should be doing................................. I'm glad I'm living my life to appease someone who's indifferent to whether or not I die alone......... This is good...... This is good for everyone.................. Definitely better than not pretending you're not a whore and instead just taking $50................ Yep......................... I feel the stretch.......... And soon, so will your daughters....................................... Just a few more seconds.................. Then I'll be good enough..............................
by Hym Iam June 22, 2023
by Hym Iam June 07, 2022
I don't care if it's natural or not (even though it's not). You are not talking about because you know I will be able to remedial. You are avoiding an argument you know you will lose so you can keep doing what you're doing.
Hym "It isn't a matter of natural versus unnatural. It will be resolved. I will resolve it by force if necessary. This isn't a silly game for you to play. You will do it or I will do it for you. And you know exactly what form that is going to take."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2025
Fired from all of his jobs for giving an unintentional ego boost to someone who was mean to someone you PITY.
Hym "I am almost 100% certain Justin Roiland lost his job because of me and it keeps me up at night. It's literally night to me. I should be sleeping for work right now but I'm being kept awake by this thought right now..."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023