Hym Iam's definitions

Memorized

You clowns remember more of this shit than I do. GET A HOBBY! You shouldn't be on Urban Dictionary all day. Jesus...

Hym "People have this shit memorized... I feel like I should be getting more out of this... Like some booty..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏

Hym "What?"

Iam 😑 "Booty?"

Hym "YES! Booty. And not pirate treasure either. Ass! Gimme!"

Iam 😒

Hym 😐

Iam 😒

Hym "What!? I NEED it. I'm not stalking myself! Where are all the groupies!?"

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym "I'm serious! This isn't something people should have to live through without groupies! It's stressful! It hurts! I need them!"

Iam 🙄 "I'm going to bed..."

Hym 😐

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

None of my business

YOU'RE GOING TO ADDRESS ME OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT YOU PIGS.

Hym "And if it doesn't come along with my money and the credit I'm going to do it anyway. IT'S MY LIFE! I TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S FOR YOU TRYING TO TAKE MINE! IF I DON'T MATTER YOUR KIDS DON'T! THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY TO THE PARENTS! 'NONE OF MY BUSINESS! OOPS! SORRY YOUR KID IS DEAD!' YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOU DOING THIS TO ME OR I WILL MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT FOR YOU!"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

Lose

What have you done in life.

Hym "And how do it compare to creating AI? Less. You've done less and you deserve less and if I lose one of these fine people is going to lose one of their children just so a YouTuber can feel like the beat the creator of AI. You didn't. You were worse. I was better."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

Before OUR time

That's an a priori presupposition that there is no "time" outside of OUR spacetime or that there can only be ONE TIME at a time. It's like saying a watch can't be created in a clock tower. I would posit that there MUST be an a-spacetime state of reality where things can happen independently from time OR outside of our space-time there must be some superordinate space-time.

Iam "And I think the watch in a clock tower analogy works perfectly because for the singularity that preceded the big bang to exist it must either exist independently from time (a-space-time reality) or it must exist within the confines of some sort of 'superordinate space-time.' So, the time that the watch keeps has nothing to do with the time that the clock tower keeps. It (the clock tower) existed before OUR time and must exist for the singularity to exist or even DO anything. How can a singularity explode into space-time if time doesn't pass for the explosion to occur?"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Sin

What makes a sin a sin?

Iam "All acts of sin require you to imitate the creature. Thou shalt have no God before me? It requires you to allow someone to imitate the creature. Thou shalt not kill? Requires you to decide who should live and who should die (as though you were the creature). I don't know if you're seeing a pattern here but I am. And once you see the pattern, the act of creating religion violates the first tenet of the book. Because it requires you to speak for the creature and you are not it."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Shin

Doesn't feel great. Felt like it was about to give out the out day.

Hym "Remember that? I told you how I cracked my shin on my former roommates knee and I just kept walking on it? Well, standing behind a register for 8 hours a day is beginning to take it's toll because it felt like it was going to give out on me the other day. Not great. It's probably still cracked. It probably never healed properly.... I can feel it now actually I have to go into work for 8 hours without any sleep. Couldn't nap. Not allowed to sit. I have no real reason to stand aside from the fact that the former owner thinks that it looks more professional. Literally every office job involves sitting. How it looks is 'low-class and servile, like a bell-hop.' It's the same reason I have to tuck in my shirt. The women don't actually HAVE to tuck in their shirts so the policy is fucking sexist.

God and my auto correct is fucking retarded now. Like 12 updates ago they changed by fucking auto correct and now only do I have fewer words but it's not changing not words like I wrote 'suto' instead of 'auto' and it didn't change it to 'auto' but just now as I'm explaining this it changed 'suto' AND JUST NOW what I tried to type 'suto' a 3rd time... It auto-corrected to 'AUTOMATICALLY!' The whole ass word! How!? And now fucking 'suto' is saved in my auto-correct and the next time I type to type 'but' or something I'm going get fucking 'suto.' And then I'm going to stab a kid in the face! And then I'm going to get arrest and have to explain to them that I didn't actually try to stab the kid but, rather, I typed fucking 'suto' and the auto-correct changed it to a knife that stabbed the kid in the face AUTOMATICALLY! Fuck I hate you cocksuckers! All of you! And my fucking shin feels funny. Damn!"

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Artificial

Yeah. I don't see how that wouldn't be the case.

Hym "Artificial as in 'We don't occur naturally or a copy of something.' And if we are made in God's image we are a copy of something and if are create by something we don't just occur naturally. If God is real we are necessarily Artificial. God's imaginary friends."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025