Definitions by Hym Iam

Cannibals 

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.

Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

Cannibals by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo 

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.

Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."

ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

It doesn't make sense to me 

"I mean, I'm reading it how you're reading it and I'm like 'It doesn't make any sense!' "

Hym "That isn't how I'm reading it though so no... That's not what you're doing. This is what I was talking about earlier. The assertion that our disagreement comes from MY failure to comprehend information. It's not that it doesn't make sense to me it's that Leviticus IS a slavery and animal sacrifice instruction manual. It outlines exactly how it wants you to treat slaves and it tells you exactly how many animals you have to kill to forgive sin. I'm not failing to understand anything. I think I made a fallacy out of that? Did we ever find out if that was already a thing or not? Argumentum ad Comprehendum? Is there already one that is like that? New fallacy! Humanity's greatest schilar of reason!"

It doesn't make sense to me by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Process

Again, what would it mean fot a child to "know how to process" Transgenderism?

Hym "Would they have to come to the conclusion that transgenderism is wrong? Is that what it means to you to "properly process" transgenderism? For a child to "properly process transgenderism" they would need to form the conclusion I want them to form, therefore, they need to be kept away from things that prevent them from drawing the conclusion I want them to draw. That ☝️ is your position. And it's ridiculous. I mean, they are ALREADY treaching the thing you want them not to teach. Are your kids trans? They are not conversion therapy-ing your kids into homos you fucking idiot."

Process by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Anthony Starr 

Great! I just read an article on his and Kripke's thoughts on "the mirror scene" that I clearly wrote and wasn't paid for... But they're probably right! Very astute! Very good.

Hym "HEY! Anthony Starr! Very astute! You're correct but in reverse! I am the knee-jerk allergic reaction to your humanity..."

Iam "And I am the epinephrine that keeps us alive... For example..."

Hym "Look this fucking guy! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!? YEP. YEP. YEP. Just give me your money! JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! YEP! BYE! THANK YOU! JESUS CHRIST!" 😤

Iam "It's fine... We shouldn't be thinking like that... He's just trying to live his life... We don't know what he's dealing with..." *sigh*

Anthony Starr by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Your face

I'm the 1%.

Hym "No. I'll say it to your face. Your face isn't special. You're not to good to get insulted and you aren't Joe Rogan so what are you actually going to do? Avoid saying shit to MY fucking face. Avoid me entirely so you don't look like and idiot when I call your bluff. That's what you're going to do. ESPECIALLY if my imaginary Frankenstein is with me. I'd be hearing a whole lot of 'sir'coming out your mouth. 'Yes, sir. Please don't be mean to me online, sir.' Getthefuckouttahere with that."

Your face by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Mean comments

Why should people NOT leave this? IT TALE THE SAME ABOUT OF TIME TO LEAVE A MEAN COMMENT AS IT DOES TO LEAVE A NICE ONE FUCK-FACE.

A bitch "Why are you leaving mean comments on my thing!? I'm not mean!"

Hym "Welp... I see here that you have a bunch of NICE comments that are telling you that you are smart and/or correct and you are neither smart NOR correct. You're just mad that I'm disrupting the sound of your sycophantic little echo chambers, you sorry fuck. You don't like getting berated for being stupid and wrong then stop doing it! And your dad is a faggot."

Mean comments by Hym Iam August 2, 2023