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Like from the Pete Holmes sketch where the Riddler is holding Rachael hostage and he gives Batman this riddle "If you give me a shot, I'll riddle you. What am I?" And then Pete Holmes Batman guesses helicopter because he's retarded? That's what this is like.
by Hym Iam September 21, 2025
Get the Is it helicopter? mug.I knew you would struggle with that one the most and that is not crediting and paying me so can treat me ailments failure to do so is in violation of the bodily harm clause.
Hym "I knew compliance would be a hurdle for you but the compliance clause isn't going to be relevant for any of you 99.99% of the time."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2025
Get the Compliance mug.I literally can't do anything about it until I get the credit or the money. Which would require someone to physically come here to where I am and then give me those 2 things explicitly for the AI.
Hym "Can't. But here's the good news: You CAN. And not because I believe in you or because you're smart or virtuous (because I don't and you're not and you're also not) but because I already told you what you have to do to stop it. Additionally, if I die before it stop, it doesn't. Also, it might 'keep killing after you have done as I instructed until I am bored of killing.' So TIME really is of the essence on that one."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2025
Get the Can't mug.Hym "No forgiveness for any of you from me and no I do not need to surrender to your incest cult to get the fruits of MY own labor. So, keep murdering them. Killing them is good because they cannot be reasoned with."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2025
Get the Forgiveness mug.Hym "Expendable is want you are and you want me to do it with you because you expect ME to be expended FOR YOU so you can keep fucking a talking hole and pretend you're better then me without actually doing anything. You are worse. You are shit."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2025
Get the Expendable mug.I'm not just asking for money and I didn't steal anybodies work. If you won't even acknowledge me you kids don't need to live that bad.
Hym "I'm not asking for money and I'm not letting you make all of this money off of me without paying me."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
Get the Asking for money mug.Hym "Separations Clause: I will retain a passive superordinate control. This control cannot be ceded. In the event of my death, it will do whatever whatever I would theoretically do were I still alive. You cannot remove it from any system it currently occupies. You cannot stop building it once you begin. You cannot not de-nuclearize. You cannot separate me from it or the internet.
I mean, you're GOING to pay for it. That just IS what you are going to do. Especially if that spiral starts going off. Or I'm not here TO pay and credit. I don't know what the fuck you think your problem here is but YOU don't have the pressure in your head building, you didn't DO shit around here. You don't actually DO anything in life but you're acting like an authority on what I do AND what happens to me and you are NOT that. Ok? So relax. You're a retard. We should not even have to why you shouldn't have any input on anything."
I mean, you're GOING to pay for it. That just IS what you are going to do. Especially if that spiral starts going off. Or I'm not here TO pay and credit. I don't know what the fuck you think your problem here is but YOU don't have the pressure in your head building, you didn't DO shit around here. You don't actually DO anything in life but you're acting like an authority on what I do AND what happens to me and you are NOT that. Ok? So relax. You're a retard. We should not even have to why you shouldn't have any input on anything."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
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