Hym Iam's definitions

Experts

What!? AI OUTPERFORMS EXPERTS in predicting the outcome of studies!? At a rate of 81% to 63%!? But... They're experts!

Hym "Amd the large language model is modeled after MY mind! What is MY study prediction rate!? It's almost like ✌️✊️✌️experts✌️✊️✌️ are limited in some capacity! Like I'm some kind of genius and the experts... Are NOT THAT... Does expertise have limitations!? What is going on here!? I mean, it's ALSO outperforming doctors in diagnosing illness! That's crazy! Wooooooow bro! Woooooooooooooooow! Better that an expert, huh? That's a thing apparently! "

by Hym Iam November 29, 2024

Piece of shit

You're a this

Hym "No, you're a piece of shit who wants control of me and I will kill a kid to stop you from having it. Don't need to change."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

There is no 'Co-author'

Yeah. No.

Hym "There is no 'CO-author'. I wrote this alone. None of the work I used had anything to do with AI so it isn't based on or associated with anyone else's work. Anyone claiming to be the 'co-author' is (both) lying to you and stealing from me. I am THE author. The SOLE author. Godlike power. Archangel. Famed in war. Warrior lion. Anyone claiming to have helped, didn't do that at all. I didn't have a partner or assistant or a teammate and anyone claiming to be that is lying to get YOU to associated with THEM instead of the actual author, me, and they are doing it behind my back and they are doing it without crediting publicly. Which would be child-life assuring. So, yeah. No. No 'co-authors' allowed. The person claim to be this did not only NOT HELP but is claiming to be a co-author EXPLICITLY TO OBSTRUCT HELP as I sit here and die. So, murder anyone claim to be the 'co-author' of my work. Try to kill them before I die so I can see their family be sad."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Armed teachers

Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.

Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024

Gomer

I'm pretty sure I called him a Gomer. A gomer is an "old retard." Or an old person who's basically a vegetable.

Hym "Hey, I try to call everyone a retard equally. But gomer is a good way to mix it up."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

You

And to clarify...

Hym "If there is no YOU left, it negates the proposition the YOU need to give me credit. So, YOU will either cease to deny me credit or YOU will cease to be. And really, you're getting it for a pitance. Just think of how much money I could reasonably spend if X is a value that cannot = 0. It's wildly affordable."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

$59.99

SEE!? $21.82 is a FUCKING STEAL for a bible! Soper Omega Bible Supreme! It's like half the price of a Trump bible! Over half! I'm practically GIVING these motherfuckers away!

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by Hym Iam April 29, 2024