Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
No the fuck it isn't. Weed is nowhere near as addictive as alcohol or cocaine. Alcohol isn't even as addictive as cocaine.
Hym "And weed doesn't have a withdrawal effect after you stop using it. I guarantee- Wait... I'll bet you 1 million dollars that the study your citing involves quite a few 'self-reported' instances of people 'feeling as though they need it' and not ACTUAL addiction symptoms. I've known people who 'feel as though they need it' and those people are all idiots. That isn't a thing. Weed isn't anywhere near as addicting as cocaine. Cocaine is wildly addicting. That's actually the one thing Adderall has over cocaine (aside from duration). The sensation if basically the same but the cocaine is so much more addicting that I felt compelled to use more of it for about a year and a half after I ran out. So, yeah, not a real thing. Weed addiction isn't real."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2023
The fated team-up! It was foretold! I foretold it! Lady Gaga GooGoo Man! Right!? Remember that!? I JUST remembered that! Lady Gaga Googoo Man! M
Hym "HAHAHA! THAT! IS! HILARIOUS! I JUST NOW remembered that! I was at work and this song was playing and the lyrics to the chorus were 'All we hear. Is radio gaga. Radio googoo. Radio gaga.' The song is ridiculous and mindnumbing but it triggered the memory of LADY GAGA GOOGOO MAN! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT!? That is CLASSIC! The Ultimate Team-Up! When I get credit for A.I. I will officially change my handle to GooGoo Man! That's rich! And then I connected the dots and I'm like 'Oh yeah! Lady Gaga is in The Joker 2 so it's literally the fated Lady Gaga GooGoo Man team-up!' This is great! My life is complete I think... I got nothing left."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
Hym "Oh, you're doing this to protect the children? I thought you weren't supposed to protect children. I thought you were supposed to make them strong?"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
If you don't curate their reality without them knowing... They are probably just going to grow up to hate you... And we can't have that! If your kids are allowed to hate you or even believe the opposite of what you believe... That feeling of moral superiority will disappear entirely... People will even be able to say that your NOT better than everyone. They'll even be able to use them as evidence to support the assertion that you're worse! Better destroy anyone or anything that guves them information you don't want them to have, huh? Oh, who am I kidding? You're just going to disown them and frame the situation in a way that makes them look like the bad one.
Hym "I met a homeless crackhead who has 8 beautiful children that he loves more than life itself.... He's CLEARLY better than me. I mean. He cares so much! About children. And that's what makes him better. The fact that he did what he is physically compelled to do and fucked a women that is harder to fuck than a conservative's wife (Because you have to do more than claim you accept a theological proposition to fuck them... or maybe you don't in the context of wokeism... It might work just as well for the woke women.... Nevertheless!). God, he's just so much better! Everyone with kids is better! Especially that golden state rapist killer guy!... He cared about his kid a lot! And not anyone else to the EXTREME. So... He's clearly morally superior, right Megyn? And coming from a guy that stole one of my jokes!? I punch in all directions, helicopter arms. Remember? Not a single funny joke huh? Or maybe you will just lie blatantly on camera for money."
by Hym Iam February 16, 2023
You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.
by Hym Iam April 04, 2022
Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.
Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a game’ and then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022