Hym Iam's definitions

Joaquin

He's pronouncing it as though it's a hebrew name. That's why he says it like that.

Hym "What was astounding about Joaquin's performance was that he got my mannerisms and affectations right. Especially in the talk show scene. That's when I realized what was happening. I'm like 'Wait... What!? What the fuck is happening right n... Oh holy shit that's me....' It was great! Such a cool moment. HOW DID HE DO THAT!? Did he see me somehow or did he just read the script and wing it? Even Tyrone thought it was spot on. That was wild. I know this is coming a few years to late but that's just how things work here I suppose..."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

"The Boys" Guy

I don't know his name... I could probably look it up... I probably should...

Hym "Ha! You get it? You get the joke? What "The Boys" guy did? You get it? I have to forgive him because he gave me laser eyes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Interview

These are fun to watch! Go watch one. It doesn't matter which one. They're all good.

Dr. Jeepjorp "Why would I interview you when you've already answered every conceivable question anyone could have ever possibly asked you?"

Hym "...............Um.... Heh.... What? Mmm...............Oh.... SHIT. Uuuuhh... Shit. God damn it! Um, shit I don't.......... Huh.... I didn't think of that........ Hmm........ Shit...... Nah, fuck you Jorp... Fucking asshole....."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Homophobia

CoMe On GuYs NoBoDy Is AfRaId Of GaY pEoPlE!

Hym "Ha! Jordan... Cowardly? Did you just cry homophobia? You DID! He just cried homophobia! 'What do thay think is going to happen?' I mean, it's not a thought it's a statistical reality. They aren't going to be attracted to them because women aren't attracted to 90% of the men. And the framing of it is what's dishonest about it (See Bertrand Russel's criticism of Socrates) and it ties back into my definition of 'The Good One' frame (Did I do that one?). 'Can't see another explanation' Ok.... In the context of the social contract (of which you are an ideologue), what are the roles? Men bare the burden of responsibility for the broader society and for womens safety, security, AND (in your own words as 'women only (not only. I know you didn't say only and I know you're seeing the word ONLY with your bitch eyes and thinking 'well I didn't say ONLY so that's not what I said') commit crimes when they are manipulated by psychopathic men) wrongdoing and what is woman's responsibility? Get fucked? I was going to be generous but nah... What boundaries should women have on their behavior? None? Men have plenty of boundries imposed on them. There would be MORE boundries if the feminists had their way. How about wear a hat? No? That's too much? Ok. How about being held to the same standards? No? Still too much? I mean, it must be. I'm still not getting any offers to come fuck a legally incompetent assbuger in a group home. I mean, it sounds like Iran is the exact opposite of here."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

The Institutions

They are great! Wait.... What the hell do you mean 'I'm fired'!? These institutions as shit. Unbelievably corrupt. Can't they see that I'm better than everyone?

Hym "Right!? Fuck the institutions that cast you from their ranks. The students shouldn't be paying them. They could be paying that money to YOU! That's who they should be paying. You. Not the people threw you out of your profession like a used up jizz rag. And now (and yes I know you're not supposed to start sentences with "and" because I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time) that you have an army of deluded sycophants, you can exploit them maximally. It's not parasitical when you do it. I mean.... how else are you going to impose your universalized ethic on the world!?"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

The Sun

I'm not a rocket company owning super genius but I'm pretty sure it's not made of fire.... Pretty sure it's a molten blob of helium that's ignited by the friction created by it's immense mass.

Hym "I'm not even sure that that is correct. I didn't even Google it. I'm willing to risk being wrong on this one to point out that the super genius rocket man should know that the sun isn't fire. Right? It's like an element blob. The element is helium. I'm like 90% on this one guys. If this is correct then this is what the super genius should have said. I'm willing to risk looking stupid because even me being wrong would be MORE RIGHT than what was said by the guy who should know the thing that I think I might know. And as far as vectors of attack go... kids work better than possessions. Ask the car jumper guy. That guy found a pretty potent vector of attack. So.... That. That's what. I mean..... Right? Am I the only one who kind of sees this guy not knowing things he should know?"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023

Waging war on God

No I like that part of it but I'm trying to elucidate a point.

Hym "No I like the waging war on God part but the point is you can either be my equal or you can be a thing I use to prove I'm better than others and if you're going to let someone else do it then I'm GOING to do it to you. That's going to happen because that was your choice."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023