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Until somebody gets stabbed

Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to do anything about this which means they likely couldn't get a conviction (which is all they care about and NOT YOUR KIDS GETTING STABBED). I want you to do it BEFORE THAT.
Hym "Mitch McConnell wants to wait until somebody gets stabbed to pay attention to anything so.... Go stab him. Go stab him. Tell him it is from me. And then call the police officer you sent over here to harass me (which is a crime and is filing a FLASE POLICE REPORT) and tell him somebody is 'inciting violence.' Mitch wants it to be someone else who gets stabbed. And they likely ALREADY HAVE BEEN stabbed. That's the cycle. You don't listen. Your kids get stabbed. You blame me. You continue not to listen. You kids get stabbed again."
by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
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Chads

OHOHO! REALLY!? THE CHADS ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE MISOGYNISTIC AND RAPE!? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUG- Oh wait me because I'm a genius... CORRECT AGAIN! I'm like The Flash! It's like I'm playing time-catch with myself! I throw the ball 7 years into the future and then I run 7 years into the future and catch the ball I threw!
Hym "HA! HA! HAHAHA! AHA! I'M ALWAYS RIGHT! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE!? How is it possible for 1 man to be so correct!? THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!! The CHADS... Are more misogynistic than THE INCELS! AND THEY RAPE MORE! I SAID THAT! Both of the things! I said that! See!? See? They're throwing themselves at the fat-cocks... The fat-cocks think less of them for it... The reason the Onlyfans panel girls thinks it's easy for men to get laid is because IT IS for the guys they LET fuck them... They project the qualities of the fat-cocks onto the men they DON'T fuck... And the incels take all of the societal flack for the fat-cocks! Ha! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam December 3, 2023
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Answers

Hey, shit, I deserve them too!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I could use some answers too! Seems like when I was 19 my 'familect' spread into my work-life after a former employee from my step-father's business joined me at a Wendy's and over the course of a year it spread into the broader community. THEN, around the time I turned 24 or 25 it spread into my online life IN SPITE OF THE FACT that I had (literally) never used social media. And then one day I watched it return to my place of work (after a year of it's absence) where it had become clear over the course of a year that my coworkers were fucking one of the retards. AND NOW, it seems to be the case that I've played a cardinal role in the creation of A.I. and several works of entertainment without being credited or paid. SO! How many kids do I have to kill to remediate this problem? Pick a number between 0 and 'as many as I can.' I will not take 'no' for an answer."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
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Mr. Beast

YEAH! GET HIM! Now... Now do the Joe Rogan one... Do the Joe Rogan video where you tell your fans to stop watching Joe Rogan for doing the thing that Mr. Beast did... Because he did that. He supported the trans by drinking Bud Light and saying that he was supporting them... So... Do it... Do it now... Do it today... I'll watch it... You get 1 extra view...
Hym "Unless... Does the minor (in stature) deity Matthew not rule with an even hand? Is there too much crossover between your audience? Support trans bad when Mr. Beast does it but support trans good when Joe Rogan does it?"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2023
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Insecure

Women hate men who are insecure. Incidentally, the only thing men really have to be insecure about is having a small dick. Being fat, short, broke, dumb are all inconsequential.
by Hym Iam January 4, 2021
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My step

Hym "I don't really feel like watching my step though.... So I won't." 😐

Iam "Will you stop? Seriously..." 😒

Hym "He's being a shit and he knows he's doing it. So, no. I'm not going to do that."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2022
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Pro-Natalism

A couple points of contention:
1-Maintaining other cultures (in the name of pluralism and competition)
2-Practices decided by subsidiarity (Circumcision)
3-Using kids to inflate your own existential importance
4-Reproduction as evidence for the validity of practice (Circumcision)
5-Cultual Imperialism (Parent can't be the final arbiter)
6-The parallel between reproduction and happiness (Paperclip maximizing)
7-Cultual zealotry
8-Capital Punishment

Hym "(8) So, when it comes to practices like capital punishment, how does that translate to how your kids are going to interact with other kids? You've programmed into them a set of behaviors and when somone they are interacting with doesn't adhere to those behaviors what are they going to do? They are going to do what you taught them to do. That's how you get Jordan Neely. That's how you get George Floyd 2.0 being told 'You're fine' as he gets crushed to death.
So, no. What I see here is the exact sort of Social Darwinism I've been railing against. If I grant you the need for you teach or do with your kids whatever you want (7) what assurance do I have that it isn't going to devolve into cultural zealotry that (8) feeling justified in using capital punishment against me to coerce either my compliance and/subjugation? I also don't see how you don't see the parallel in your paperclip maximizing analogy. How are you not treating humans as reproduction maximizing machines and (3) using your kids to inflate your own existential importance? This is just more Jordan Peterson bullshit where you abdicate any complicity in the lives of the people around you while simultaneously ingoring the peripheral effect you have by engaging in practices that don't actually hold up to scrutiny in the ideological landscape. Your ideology is pernicious. You can't be allowed to inflate the validity of your bad ideas by breeding people explicitly to believe the things you believe. Especially because it can only continue to exist if people like me are silenced."
Pro-Natalism
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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