Hym Iam's definitions
Someone who’s perfectly capable... of “Living in Lies” as Dr. Jorpson Porpson would say. As he lied his way to the top (to his investors) and bought his position as CEO.
Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?
Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?
We’ll never know! Because the people who work for him aren’t allowed to say anything bad about him or even like posts on twitter that say things that are bad about him. But he’s impoverishing your political opponents... so he’s OK in your book. And he needs help dealing with the unions and class action lawsuits that are coming for them and “WE NEED THE HIERARCHIES!!” as Dr. Jeepee-Peepee Porpson-Dorpson would say. Which are top-down, pyramid shaped structures where it is necessary for the people at the top to have authority over everyone beneath them (because authority and dominance and competence are all literally interchangeable to Professor 👨 🏫 Peter Jordanson) and are deserving of their status because they achieved it though their own personal merit and not BLATANT DISHONESTY AND NEPOTISM/CRONYISM.... Except for Elon Musk... Who is a nepotistic disabled... Who lied to investors and publicly manipulated stock prices... And didn’t actually make money with his business but, rather, by selling “Carbon Credits” that were... GIVEN to him and NOT earned.... By the government... who also subsidized he business.... The government that takes my money.... and redistributes it.... to Elon...”
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”
Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”
Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”
by Hym Iam November 25, 2022
Get the Elon Muskmug. by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
Get the Fucking awesomemug. I don't have an addiction.
Hym "Video game addiction is like being 'addicted to chocolate.' Who was it that had a bit about being addicted to chocolate? Daniel Tosh? I can't remember... OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING BEAR EATING YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH! JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S VAPID MAN HATRED BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING BIGOT! HOOOOOLY FUCK! SERIOUSLY! OOOOOOOH MAN! MAN OR BEAR? OK. WHAT IF THE MAN HAS A BIG DICK? CHANGED YOUR ANSWER IMMEDIATELY!? WHAT A SURPRISE! OH MAN YOU FUCKING SUCK! YOU KNOW- You know what? They DO know they are full of shit... It's fine."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
Get the Addictionmug. Hym "The birthgap is happening because modern women think they are too good to fuck the men around them and the men they want ARE TOO GOOD to have to settle for a relationship with them. Objectively. They could find a man who wants a relationship but they refuse to do it. So, THERE YOU GO. I, for one, am glad it's happening. Hopefully we all die."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2023
Get the Birthgapmug. That personal attacks aren't what made shit-dick have a mental breakdown.
Hym "The personal attacks are almost always in addition to actual criticism of your positions and/or debate tactics. So, no. That isn't reality. And you're literally pretending to be a guy to get women. You can't cite THE GUY YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE'S lack of relationships when you are pretending to be the guy to get relationships! No, really. You're either a JP sycophant or a molestee. You weren't relevant after the Jesse Lee Peterson debate. You were fading into obscurity. Jordan Peterson (Or his wife, it's more likely his wife) contacted everyone who was associated with my work here on Urban Dictionary
Hym "The personal attacks are almost always in addition to actual criticism of your positions and/or debate tactics. So, no. That isn't reality. And you're literally pretending to be a guy to get women. You can't cite THE GUY YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE'S lack of relationships when you are pretending to be the guy to get relationships! No, really. You're either a JP sycophant or a molestee. You weren't relevant after the Jesse Lee Peterson debate. You were fading into obscurity. Jordan Peterson (Or his wife, it's more likely his wife) contacted everyone who was associated with my work here on Urban Dictionary
. And now you're acting out this pathetic, manufactured solidarity... Against a guy who ISN'T WRONG... So the audience can learn a lesson about what happens if people are trying to manufacture schizophrenia and, instead of murdering their kids, you do something other than murder kids? And that's your plan? Don't react to a targeted stalking harassment campaign by threatening kids... Or we'll MAKE YOU murder our kids? I mean, it's what I would expect from your kind but still... What's the lesson here? If you're being cyber-stalked and harassed... Just take the misdiagnosis be stalked and harassed because people need to protect their kids from the people they are stalking and harassing? It that it? Is it YouTubers pretend to care about things for pseudo-fame and money but really they're solipsistic garbage who would actively antagonize a guy into murdering your daughter? THAT'S THE ONE! That right there! THAT'S the lesson we can all learn from this... Wait... Maybe it's personal attacks lead to sex with pornstars... Sometimes? Hopefully yes!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Personal attacksmug. Hym "It's GONNA do a lot more than that but as I've been telling my fans, the speed at which I do this is directly proportional to the complexity of THE LANGUAGE BEING USING TO INTERPRET WHAT I'M SAYING. Has nothing to do with the code."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the It's gonnamug. Yeah, that fucking matters. A guy who went to jail and DIDN'T RAPE ANYONE matters you sexists piece of shit. That 16 years matter. MY LIFE matters. YOU DON'T COLLECTIVELY DESERVE THE PRODUCTS OF MY LABOR MORE THAN I DO. AND IF IT DOESN'T I WILL MURDER YOUR FUCKING KIDS AND I'LL ENLIST OTHERS TO DO SO.
Hym "It isn't a protest what you're doing here. What are you protesting? My existence? I'm protesting what the retard and the manager of my workplace. I'm protesting what the whore did to the retard. And I'm protesting the people like you who are trying to destroy my life. You're not going to care. You're going to cry, BUT THAT ISN'T CARING. And then you're going pretend to care to make the parents feel better. She wrongfully accused a man of rape and stole 16 years of his life! You've stolen 22 years of my life with this! If my life doesn't matter your kids lifes do not matter."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Get the Wrongfully accusedmug.