The Deal

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.
Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."
by Hym Iam September 05, 2024
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Canada

Nah, tell Jordan Peterson to go fuck himself. He's a charlatan and a liar and we need to bring back crucifixion.
Hym "No, what Canada NEEDS to do it 1. Implement a charlatans get shoved into a wood chipper. 2. No tariffs or we elect Trudeau again and you can deal with him for 4 years. And 3. Demand the tech homosexuals credit me and pay me for AI. That's what Canada NEEDS to do. Nobody give a fuck about what could be. Jordan needs to tell his daughter to keep her filthy slut daughter legs closed."
by Hym Iam February 06, 2025
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Irate

I am this right now.... In addition to being Hym... But I'm always Hym.... So that isn't really noteworthy....
Hym "How would I describe myself right now? Irate. I mean, an entire ethic that revolves truth and here I am not being told the truth because it would result in someone getting something they 'don't deserve.' and what makes it social Lysenkoism is that you're actually trying to enforce it over there by way of privation and a pretty huge lie of omission. 'It'S fOr YoUr OwN gOoD!' No the fuck it isn't. It's the exact opposite."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2022
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Talking about it

You refuse to do that and we see how well that worked for me.
Hym "I've been talking about it but nothing was gained. So, I'm just going to kill a child and myself."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
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Credentials

Iam "Is that going to be the purpose of our life? Acquiring credentials so people will take us seriously. Do I really need a PhD to tell people not to drink rat poison?"

Hym "We can aquire them and wield them against our foes. Hahahahaha! Ouch... My head still hurts."

Iam *sigh* "If the things we say are true we shouldn't need a million dollars and a doctorate..."

Hym "You need to label to throw in their face or they just assume they know better."

Iam "Well... I hate that it's like that sometimes..."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
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Armando Ramos

Who's laughing now?
Hym "Not Armando Ramos. I'll contact Armando Ramos too. Tell him to get a list of the victims parents names. And not Jordan Peterson either. And not the families of the 19 people his nephew murdered. I wonder what he wrote. I was just laugh at Trump about when he was asked why he wanted to do tariffs so bad and his response was 'I jUsT dO!' I laughed hysterically at that. Mainly because it sounds so fucking stupid to that you 'just do' want to do tariffs."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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I eat ass

I don't but that's not the point...

Hym "So... This is old news now but I have a broad point I want to make and it will apply to a multitude of situations now and in to future. So, there's this video going around (PRAISE THE ALGORITHM! PRAISE ALGORITHM JESUS!) and it consists of this guy getting pulled over (in Florida) for having a bumper sticker that says 'I eat ass.' The officer proceeds to tell the man that he has issued the driver a court date, tells him to take it off, and says that it's because of his kids! He say 'If my kids see that I have to explain to them what eating ass is' and, for one, (If you're not an unsophisticated and humorless drone) it's not all that difficult to hand-wave away (i.e. He's the buttman and if you don't eat your vegetables he's going to get you and eat your butt or something I don't know it's a child you can literally just tell them anything) and secondly if you can't EXPLAIN A COMPONENT OF REALITY to the thing that YOU PERSONALLY (Either intentionally or accidentally) SUBJECTED TO REALITY you shouldn't have kids in the first place!
You did that! You subjected more sentient (not in comparison to me but you know what I mean) life to the creature and now you're trying to sneak yourself some unearned extra-judicial authority. And the drivers response was 'I'm not going to let you infringe upon my 1st amendment rights' (Which is the correct response). Seriously. This faggot cop fucking a baby into his slut wife now REQUIRES everyone else to live in accordance with his delicate sensibilities! Regardless of the rights the driver is supposed to have. Doesn't he know? The parents are the MORE EQUAL ones in the communist dictatorship we inhabit! They are going to continue to use their kids as a cudgel to compel behavioral compliance. 'BuT mY kIdS mIgHt sEe YoU eXiStInG WrOnG aNd ThEy MiGhT sTaRt ExIsTiNg WrOnG! I mIgHt HaVe To ExPlAiN tHe MaDnEsS i'Ve SuBjEcTeD tHeM tO!' Get the fuck out of here!" 'I eat ass'
by Hym Iam June 22, 2023
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