Definitions by Hym Iam

Napoleon

Hahahahaha he's doing it to his employees now that is fucking hilarious. If I don't get out you all get pulled in...

Hym "The funny thing about Napoleon is... Nothing. I don't have a joke here. I just need to use the word Napoleon before I hit submit."

Napoleon by Hym Iam August 21, 2023

Own your likeness

You know that if I do this ☝️ and I have to lift a finger... If I even feel as though I've at to breath too hard between then and now... to remediate my own situation... Not ONLY will you never get it back... But I will milk you like the farm animals you are... Indefinitely.

Hym "YOU WANTED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT INCELS THOUGH DIDN'T YOU!? Do I seriously own your likeness in perpetuity? That... Is... Hilarious. That's what they call: 'Getting owned' in the gaming community. Really! This is fucking priceless! Man, you really did not handle this correctly. Should have set your ego and your pride aside... Did the right thing REGARDLESS of what I said... And then took a long hard look at how you talk about people. God... You motherfuckers are dumb. Really. An incel owns you. Owns, owned, and will continue to own you. I had better not."

Own your likeness by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Ownership 

Ohohohoho.... Wait... Don't tell me I have OWNERSHIP of likenesses... That would be hilarious!

Hym "Ownership!? No... Wait! Yes, actually. Pleasepleaseplease tell me I own Jennifer Lawrence! Pleaseplease God, let me own Jennifer Lawrence! 🙏😖 I would literally spare God's life to own Jennifer Lawrence! Ooooh man, I want that more than anything!"

Ownership by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Derivative 

No. It's not the same as porn.

Hym "No, actually, Urban Dictionary has the right to 'Make or sell derivative content' but I should 'solely and exclusively' control the trademark of the the brand name 'Hym Iam' and copyright of the content."

Derivative by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Psychogenic epidemics 

And how do we know you aren't conflating psychogenic epidemic with cultural fad for the purpose of perpetuating your own partisan hackery?

Hym "Appeal to authority Jordan. You're appealing to your own authority and vaguely citing studies regarding psychogenic epidemics but that doesn't mean transgenderism IS that."

Jordan "But I'm familiar with a study though! And muh authority! And the asterisk at the end of everythIng I say is literally just a qualifing statement where I just assert that what I'm saying is 'obviously correct' and then sycophants on the internet reinforce it with inane sophistry and gaslight their audiences into believing me!"

Psychogenic epidemics by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Elliot Page 

"How many kids did she convince to convert?" ~ Dr. Jordan Bureaucratization Peterson. That ☝️ is "mis-gendering" NOT ALLOWED!

Hym "He hasn't been an A-list actor in 13 years and anyone following him under the auspices of the lgbtq community DOESN'T NEED CONVERTING. They're already there! So ZERO fuck-face! How many kids do you REALISTICALLY think are following Elliot Page? And under the auspices of free speech he can post whatever the fuck he wants. You can suck his dick. Suck both of our dicks, actually."

Elliot Page by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Discussion 

Hey, sure, why not?

Hym "I'd love to have a discussion about how feline aids affects the stray-cat community."

Iam 😰 "But WHY though?"

Hym 🤷 ♂️ "Something to talk about..."

Iam "I guess but still... Who would even want to have that conversation?"

Hym "I donno but that's the problem with society nowadays."

Iam 🤨"That... No one wants to talk about feline aids?"

Discussion by Hym Iam August 20, 2023