Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Ha! Gay! Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam "Hehehehehehehehe. Yeah, that's funny. The last of us is good. I like this show."
Iam "Hehehehehehehehe. Yeah, that's funny. The last of us is good. I like this show."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Last of usmug. Oh well jeez, if that’s true, then I guess we better get me some of that credit for all that shit that we all know I did. OR! Or, we allow me to be exploited, we allow the rules to be enforced arbitrarily and selectively, and what you say is rendered false in act REGARDLESS of whether or not it’s true in proposition.
Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”
Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”
Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation”
Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”
Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”
Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation”
Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Jerp Doctor Jorp “Having a problem with people having more that you is nothing but envy.”
Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”
Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”
Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”
Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”
Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”
Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”
Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”
Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”
Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Truemug. Iam "I know but (with all due respect) that doesn't effect my basic argument. So, let's call what I'm talking about a "Faux Status Indicator". How "Faux" the status is WOULD (however) be determined by the culture (for example, Ancient Greece or Rome) but..."
Hym "This "Faux Status Indicator" is the means by which some men circumvent the status hierarchy."
Iam "... And I already broke down the logistics of it (so you can't say I'm changing it up on you), right? So I guess I can frame it this way: What is the bare minimum amount of status required for a disproportionate amount of success?"
Hym "And what are the other means by which men can circumvent the status hierarchy? Is it FAME!? Is that why there is this hesitancy to acknowledge me? That's what I think. People don't want me to circumvent the hierarchy but they are absolutely willing to allow it or accept it across this singular immutable dimension. At least women are. Men don't have a choice in the matter. They are either the beneficiary of circumstance or they are not. Some would actively try to PREVENT me from circumventing their previous hierarchy. And those same people would laud the fat cock for doing the exact same goddamn thing."
Iam "Not that I explicitly want the fame..."
Hym "I WANT THE FAME!"
Iam "... I've already said that fame is just assholes in your driveway at 4 a.m. trying to take a picture of you to sell. People already take pictures of me though... They aren't very subtle....."
Hym "This "Faux Status Indicator" is the means by which some men circumvent the status hierarchy."
Iam "... And I already broke down the logistics of it (so you can't say I'm changing it up on you), right? So I guess I can frame it this way: What is the bare minimum amount of status required for a disproportionate amount of success?"
Hym "And what are the other means by which men can circumvent the status hierarchy? Is it FAME!? Is that why there is this hesitancy to acknowledge me? That's what I think. People don't want me to circumvent the hierarchy but they are absolutely willing to allow it or accept it across this singular immutable dimension. At least women are. Men don't have a choice in the matter. They are either the beneficiary of circumstance or they are not. Some would actively try to PREVENT me from circumventing their previous hierarchy. And those same people would laud the fat cock for doing the exact same goddamn thing."
Iam "Not that I explicitly want the fame..."
Hym "I WANT THE FAME!"
Iam "... I've already said that fame is just assholes in your driveway at 4 a.m. trying to take a picture of you to sell. People already take pictures of me though... They aren't very subtle....."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Get the Statusmug. Hym AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DESTINY! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! DID I NOT SAY THAT!? Shit! That and the whole hustle/work hard and improve yourself culture is crowd source by masochistic sad lonely men. Did I say that already? I meant to. I rarely get beat to the punch like that, holy shit."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
Get the Destinymug. Hym "It's either emotion or I'm a robot. It's always one of the two with you people. But you know it's neither. You know exactly how much money other people are making off of this and you don't care who it is as long as it isn't me. You're stealing from me to try and prove a point that you will never make. And you don't care as long as I have everything stole from me. It isn't my shortcomings. You want me to have to think differently to suceed and I'm not going to. It's using theft to be the thought police. What you need to do is kill yourself because not a single person is benefiting from this with you being like this and ME BEING LIKE THIS IS BENEFITING EVERYONE. Except for me. I don't need to change for that to change. You might want that. But only because YOU KNOW I WON'T. And if it doesn't change, I will pick a random person out of the crowd and I will change their lives forever."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
Get the Emotionmug. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
Get the Sexy Son Hypothesismug. Hym “That is a concise way of putting it. Men play the game. Women decide who wins. In micro and macrocosm.”
by Hym Iam October 19, 2022
Get the The Gamemug.