Hym "You know the Kanye thing happened and then I saw the Bill Burr joke and I'm like, what is the chronology of events like on that one?"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2023
Get the The Kanye thingmug. Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Get the Oven Gremlinmug. Hym "Who's right? Carbi B. Keep the porn. Keep Tik Tok as well. That's kind of my brain-child so it stays."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Get the Who's right?mug. Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"
A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"
Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"
Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"
Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
Get the Calledmug. WISCONSINITES! HEAR ME!!!
Hym "IT IS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY FOR YOU TO GO AND VOTE FOR SUSAN CRAWFORD FOR WISCONSIN STATE SUPREME COURT! WE WILL NOT LET THE THIEF CORRUPT OUR LAND! GO FORTH! EARLY VOTING STARTS TODAY! SUSAN CRAWFORD! I COMMAND IT!"
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Susan Crawfordmug. Hym "I am the single most disciplined person in the history of humanity. My self-discipline is literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the Self-disciplinemug. And you fucking listed several of the values you've been able to glean from the Super Omega Bible (Supreme). I'm literally writing the better alternative as you read this and you're stealing it as an interpretation of the bible. Which it's not. It's BETTER than the bible. I'm BETTER the God. Like, 3 to 6 times better.
Hym "And I don't just criticize you're literally stealing the better alternative and gloming it on to the bible as a matter of interpretation. That's literally all Jordan Peterson has ever done. Repurpose other people shit for his own use under the guise of being the TRUE and CORRECT interpretation of the bible. HE CAN'T SEE HOW IT'S NOT TRUE GUYS!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
Get the Criticizemug.