Hym Iam's definitions

ADHD

100% real and requires medication 100% of the time... With no restriction whatever... And they should give people with this Adderall for free... Yeaaaahh...

Hym "ADHD is real and should be medicated."

Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"

Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2022

Inference

Dingdingding! The other guy guessed it first but yeah! The think I'm good at.

Hym "I'm the prince of that, actually. The prince of inference. Yep. Very good job other guy. And very good job you! Yeah, I was going to do one for him earlier but the backlog just keeps piling up over here. I don't have any Adderall. Hey, is he a trans or is it just the hair for him? The other one is definitely a trans.... But yeah, good job. Very clever. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

by Hym Iam January 1, 2024

What else

Hmmm...

Hym "What else did I say? I said I would stab a kid, that I would kill and kill and I would not stop, I said I would give AOC a slap and would bang, I said I would walk Taylor Swift around on a leash if I had a fat cock, I said I would lock some goth chick in a tower, I said I would do a DC sniper, I said I would drive over children and or mothers walking their babies in strollers, I said I would nuke Israel because I'm tired of hearing about it and LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE THEY ARE ACTIVELY DOING A GENOCIDE! I said I would buy a loft with my AI money, I said I would kill Elon's kids and re-breed his baby-mommas, I said I would fuck Jordan Peterson's daughter because she's a filthy slut, I'd cut of the retard's face and wear it as my face, fuck a tranny, I would collab with Lady Gaga as GooGoo Man (which I kind of did) and no you can't give her producer my money to get me to surrender, I said I would cure cancer and then throw away the cure (or was that Lex Luthor OR was the Lex Luthor based on me?), I said I would have bad sex with Destiny's wife who might actually be MY wife and he might be a literal rapist who's on the loose so either imprison and/or kill him, Ummm... Bend Megyn Kelly over a horse and give her a spanking, murder a child and kill myself if I don't get credit and payment for creating that AI just there, Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.... I'm sure there's more but none of that is going to matter if I don't get that credit and or money."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Easter Island Heads

Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?

Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.

by Hym Iam March 3, 2024

Nope

You're not a mind reader. You're not a seer. Until the trans fucks your kids it doesn't matter what he says because freedom of speech.

Hym "Nope. The tranny can say that. The nuclear family isn't the corner stone of society. I was raise by a single mother through most of my life and I am a non-criminal who created A.I. You're just trying to self-aggrandize. You're shit. Your family is shit. Your kids are shit."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Socialize

Hahahaha! Yeah totally dawg!

Hym "When women talk to other women about the guy they're fucking, the first thing they bring up is the dudes ability to socialize! 'His vocabulary is so big! The conversation was just so engaging! I cheated on my boyfriend because he has a big ol' masters in linguistics! And he knew how to use it!' Hahahahaha! You're not fit to be a mustache-man. How fat is your cock?"

by Hym Iam May 29, 2024