Definitions by Hym Iam
Winning
Hym "Nonono Sam. That... That's not how it works. You win AT anything. You SAY you're winning and then you ARE doing that... Right? Because you ARE doing the things you say... Always... So if you say 'I am a woman' then you ARE a woman... And if you say 'I am winning' you are winning... So... Yeah... I'm winning! I won the thing! It was dope too, you should have seen it! I was all 'WAAAATAAAAHHH!!!' and it was a critical hit and I did like 9,999 damage... And then I won... I'm good at this!"
Taco Bell
Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!
Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."
Binary
Hym "No you know they're fucking doing it you bitch. And NOW things AREN'T BINARY. We LOVE grey areas now. Do you believe in God, yes or no? 'Well, I don't like how the question is formulated.' Are you a boy or a girl? 'Well, I don't like how the questions formulated.' Is it fat or is it not? You know Goddamn well it's fat if you're dodging the question! And YES you need my fucking opinion. I'm the pinnacle of human reason. Reason itself congealed into a 6'1 bronze Adonis. And your experts are partisan hacks 99.99999% of the fucking time. Expertise is a crutch you lean on to compensate for a defunct mind. It's like glitter sprinkled across that smelly waste filling your skull. It's like bedazzled jeans that you made yourself, like, sure dawg. I'm sure you worked really hard. I'm sure you can bedazzle jeans way better than I can, you're a fucking expert! Holy-Jesus-Wow! You're expertise is so impressive! And I saw what you did there with the name. That's hilarious... Very amusing and not fucking irritating at all..."
But the love was always there with the peace!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! OOOK! That- You brought it back with that one! I don't entirely hate your fucking guts after that! That shit was funny! Alright? Yeah, ok, this guy has singlehandedly redeemed you. HOOOOO MAN! God, I- Shit, I might actually feel bad if your kid gets molested now! Holy shit! That isn't one of mine is it? Jesus! You guys should have just given me my retard-house, pills, and prostitutes. We really could have stopped a lot of this if you weren't so fucking stubborn. God damn!
Cultist "But the love was always there with the peace!"
Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."
Hym "BAHAHAHAHA WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GUY TALKING ABOUT!? HOLY BA-JESUS! HAHAHA! Man, I don't even know what to say! That's it!? It CAN'T be that easy for you to gain followers on the internet. Really guys. Retarded gibberish + Youtube default rhetoric about peace and love = immediate success! And then you sell them your bath water. And if anybody talks back, well, they don't have any bath-water profits do they? If they were smart and good they would have that sweet, sweet bath-water money. So, clearly they're dumb and bad! Fuck me, man! Imagine ME doing that! I did LITERALLY the opposite of that and I'm STILL inspiring millions! If I did what that stupid son of a bitch was doing you motherfuckers would be pledging allegiance to a picture of ME in school! Your grandkids would think I carried the sun over the horizon every morning! 'Thank you dear leader for another glorious day!' They'd say when they get out of bed. Fuck! 'Oh no! The sky is cloudy! Dear leader weeps for our plight...' I mean, you guys have to use some discernment. Please! Shit, the more I write about it the sadder I get actually! Wow that is sad! I'm sad now. I need to go to sleep. That shit actually depresses me a little bit."
But the love was always there with the peace! by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
Smoldering Glare
Some chick *Smoldering Glare*
Hym "Bitch, I will give you something to glare at... Have your little ass glaring into my couch cushion..."
Hym "Bitch, I will give you something to glare at... Have your little ass glaring into my couch cushion..."
Smoldering Glare by Hym Iam November 16, 2023
A gun problem
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "We have a gun problem!"
Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"
Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
Hym "No... We don't. We have a neurotic piss-pants who doesn't actually care problem. Drugs are banned. People still get drugs. YOU want the drugs NOT to be banned. You already DID the thing you WANT to do to would be shooters to the Maine Man. Didn't work. It's never going to work. Because it isn't a gun problem."
A shit-filled skeleton in a meat-suit "But the other countries though!"
Hym "Yeah yeah, the other countries don't have guns do you know what ELSE the other countries don't have? YOU, ya bitch. YOU. You've been making the same argument for 50 years apparently and you expect something to change. And it's not going to. And you don't care. Because you can sit and regurgitate 50 year old rhetoric into a camera for free money. You don't have a gun problem. You have a people wanting to kill you and your kids problem. Why do they want to do that? Did you ask? How specific were they? If they were specific I bet you a million dollars you would fabricate A DIFFERENT REASON from the one they gave you and try to fix your own made-up imaginary problem instead! I bet you would shit-skull! Go! Go look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you wouldn't."
A gun problem by Hym Iam November 16, 2023