It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. The only GUARANTEE of wealth is rich parents or rich friends. See how that's just a word trick you're trying to pull? It's no different tha. The retard's 'He thinks but he doesn't KNOW' joke. It actually reminds me of a guy who does what you do! A huslte culture motivational speaker? You know what he said? He's said "What I tell my kids is this: Make friends with the richest kids in school and the dean." Why do you think that is? Because the dean is the arbiter of what constitutes "hard work" And the rich kids always have positions waiting for them working for their parents.
Hym "And what happens if I reject the Big 5 personality model as a valid metric? This is kind of a refutation of that anyway. 'I have studies to back up what I'm saying' but so do the transgenders. I mean you've proven yourself to play things fast and loose with your interpretation of things and you show no signs of being of the temperamental persuasion you claim to be. And it's sounds like what you were saying earlier is that conscientiousness only predicts sucess in entrepreneurial enterprises. What makes an actor more likely to be success? Comedian? And I don't think it's that the fundamental Feminine ethos doesn't scale. I think it's that the likelihood that your kids are as competent as YOU is so impossibility low that if everyone was on equal footing they would be looking down on them. You know how Capitalism works and shield your children from it. And then you maintain the Capitalism to insulate them from failure to guarantee an outcome they wouldn't have been able to gain without you. Why? Because the Capitalism excludes people in a broad arbitrary way because promotion is ALWAYS mediated by the successful."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2023
Get the Guaranteemug. by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Ha!mug. Hym "Nah. I got energy. Big-time. The good kind too. AND! And, MORE OF IT than everyone else. It's palpable. Real thick energy. And if YOU fuckin had it... YOU would be able to measure it... With YOUR energy. But you don't got it. The energy YOU lack directly relates to your inability to measure my energy. What YOU need to do... Is go online... And hit up my merch store. What YOU need... Is my energy-cultivating Mala beads ($36.99) AND my new book 'How to has energy' now on sale for $32.18 and YOU TOO will have energy. LESS THAN ME! But energy none the less. So... You buy the book. You buy the beads. You now have energies (Several units of them) and then you can measure my immense energy and compare it to YOUR energy and SEE that it will never surpass my energy. And then you'll know! You'll know that... You'll SEE that my energy is the-it's of the highest quality (my energy). And, NO, you won't be able to see 'All energy' after you get yours. That would be preposterous. But you CAN both see and measure mine... For $69.17+tax...+shipping and handling... And, no, there is no bundle deal for buying both. YOU PAY FULL PRICE! Because you have no energy to trade (it's also currency to me)."
by Hym Iam September 07, 2023
Get the Energymug. Hym "No, I'm pretty sure I'VE said 'Mow down with a car' the protesters but that fact that your fans are confusing you with me just lemds credibility to the claim that you're PRETENDING TO BE ME DESTINY. Where's my wife, DESTINY? I need her lil ass to manage my social media presence!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2024
Get the Mow down with a carmug. The question was "How do you reconcile YOUR conceptualization of christ with the orthodox view of christ?" And then he (Still-Dr. but soon to be Not-Dr. Jordan B. Peterson goes on this long-winded slew of his own talking points... Concluding that HIS conceptualization of Christ is correct and that he can see how he's not correct... And then he avoids the question entirely because he doesn't want to admit that he doesn't believe the Jesus was the creator of the universe in human form.
Hym "And he avoids the question about christ because he's the single most dishonest, evasive weasel you will ever see in your life! That doesn't answer the question! Nothing you said answers the question that was asked. But they don't care. They just want someone with women 'credibility' to shovel souls into the furnace. And he's happy to do it! So, long as he gets to pretend to be a thing he is not (An authority in the mental health community which is WHY he's losing his license! Because he's using his credentials to try and set himself up as an authority in the mental health community and the board was like "Um... Hey, yeah, you're not an authority" and now he's all "Well, I just don't see why they're taking my license away!" And that's funny). But that's why he wants (so desperately) for me to give this up. I have to pretend to not be the thing that I am... So HE can continue to pretend to be a thing he is not..."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2024
Get the Christmug. Hym "Oh! Vasiliy Lomachenko doing the Mike Tyson Flash-Step now! That shit is metal. Not as fluid as Tyson but still pretty good. That's not easy to do. Fantastic. I love it."
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
Get the Vasiliy Lomachenkomug.