What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!
Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Conspiracy theorymug. Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"
Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"
Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."
Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"
Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."
Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"
Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."
Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"
Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."
Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Free rider problemmug. There is no "So Sorry"
Hym "You aren't 'So sorry.' That isn't a thing you are capable of being. It doesn't translate to anything real. Even if I have to murder someone's kids, you STILL won't be sorry. And neither will I. Because you and I will both know that that is the outcome you want. As long as I am not free you aren't going to have a problem with someone else burying their kids because they are taking a bullet for the people obstructing my path. The meat shields are too stupid to understand that they are meat shields. And until they get out of the way, the wrong people are guaranteed to die."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
Get the So Sorrymug. Hym "Liz Wheeler videos. That's pretty wild. How does the algorithm know that I call Liz Wheeler 'The Lizard?' I'm making entirely de-contextualized statements. And it still knows who I'm talking about... Fascinating..."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Liz Wheelermug. Oh I know it brother but I highly doubt you'd be able to tell the difference between the ones who do and the one's who don't.
Hym " 'Some folks need killin' he said but he doesn't thing that the eternal paradise incest cult should just go to heaven immediately. It's funny how to the Christian, death is good for bad people but only because death is bad for bad people but death is bad for good people even though it's good for good people. It's like 'cognitive dissonance²' But he's right! He probably does need to be killed. It would be the only way to get him to stop doing what he's doing. Your kids are (probably) ALSO going to need some killin."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
Get the Some folks need killinmug. Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."
by Hym Iam July 05, 2024
Get the The Blindmug. Yes. The Pop Muzik dance choreographed by Molly Long is PROFOUND! I've watched it like 100 times already and it is mesmerizing.
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
Get the Pop Muzikmug.