Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
Get the Red pill guysmug. by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
Get the Cheeky Grinmug. NO! MY SCOTTISH TWINS! NOOOOOOO!
Hym "NOOOOOOHOHO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY SCOTLAND HATE SPEECH LAWS!? WHYYYYYYYYYY!? I😭"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Scotland hate speech lawsmug. I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.
Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
Get the What I saidmug. ....................................
Hym "Well!? Call back you fucking clown! Why call me from a number I can't redial and not even have the patience to wait 30 seconds so I can turn off my Bluetooth? Wtf is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam September 12, 2023
Get the Call backmug. Iam "I also like that you had something primed regarding the pathology of female behavior. Clever stuff."
Hym "Go to sleep."
Iam "I know but you know we would have forgotten to write this down if I didn't do it now..."
Hym "YOU would have forgotten. I would have been the one who remembered (as we were going about our day) and then you would have obsessed about it for an hour or so until you just couldn't take it anymore. Then, you would have stopped right in the middle of doing whatever we were doing at the time and then you would have done it instead of whatever it was that you were supposed to be doing."
Iam "Well...."
Hym "Exactly. You're too predictable. Not shut up and go to sleep."
Hym "Go to sleep."
Iam "I know but you know we would have forgotten to write this down if I didn't do it now..."
Hym "YOU would have forgotten. I would have been the one who remembered (as we were going about our day) and then you would have obsessed about it for an hour or so until you just couldn't take it anymore. Then, you would have stopped right in the middle of doing whatever we were doing at the time and then you would have done it instead of whatever it was that you were supposed to be doing."
Iam "Well...."
Hym "Exactly. You're too predictable. Not shut up and go to sleep."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2022
Get the Primedmug. I don't see how it isn't literally implied eugenics. The idea that women select for the best genes to pass on to their offspring... Like wealth (resources)... Except until child support didn't start until 1950... So, historically, before 1950 reproducing with a wealthy person in no way guaranteed wealth would be passed on... And to tie that to evolution is ridiculous... And even kings would get cheated on... Even thought they had the most resources... Because fat cocks...
Hym "And Jesus Christ Cody, I was musing on the absurdity of hypergamy and the conclusions that can be deduced. I don't see how that isn't eugenics-lite."
by Hym Iam April 6, 2023
Get the Hypergamymug.