by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
Get the 1000 menmug. Being in pain every day for the last week knowing full-well that if I was getting credit for A.I. I could see a chiropractor. Shitting jet-black turds and being able to do nothing about it. Wooo! Boy oh boy I'm glad I didn't murder any kids or rape any women yet! Never too late to start I guess.
Hym "Oh, wow pain is fun. I guess I'll just do what the leftists want and just sit here and wait for them to talk about how we need universal healthcare... And then nothing happens.... And then I don't get healthcare because I can't afford it myself... But it's fine because if everyone else doesn't get it... I don't need it... And then I should definitely just sit here and suffer and not ever murder your kids... That's a good plan and the rest of you are entitled to that as a matter of convenience.... I'm not entitled to anything though UP TO AND INCLUDING the byproducts of my own mind... And I have to feel super duper bad when your kids die..."
by Hym Iam February 03, 2024
Get the Funmug. Streamer "My life is so stressful bro! Looking up at the chat when I feel like it is so hard for me! Making up that story about visa issues to buy myself time while I figure out how to explain why my teenage wife is leaving me because I pretend to be a guy I hate to to fuck her AND getting her to keep her mouth about it is so hard."
Hym "I gotta say... I really enjoyed your 'I'm not Hym' moment on fresh and fit. The look of bashful shame one your face is something I'm never going to forget. Go look at it. The day after I started talking about Destiny. He starts to respond... Pauses... And then finishes his sentence and then look on his face is like something out of Family Guy. 'Who else but Quagmire!' Ammaright? And people think he's intelligent! Which is just... Sad for everyone. It really outlines how wide the gap really is doesn't it?"
Hym "I gotta say... I really enjoyed your 'I'm not Hym' moment on fresh and fit. The look of bashful shame one your face is something I'm never going to forget. Go look at it. The day after I started talking about Destiny. He starts to respond... Pauses... And then finishes his sentence and then look on his face is like something out of Family Guy. 'Who else but Quagmire!' Ammaright? And people think he's intelligent! Which is just... Sad for everyone. It really outlines how wide the gap really is doesn't it?"
by Hym Iam February 25, 2024
Get the Streamermug. by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
Get the Distractedmug. Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022
Get the Slap in the facemug. If it's without my knowledge how do I know whether or not my rights are being violated and, if they are, who is actively going to do something about it?
Hym "Because it's being done 'without your knowledge' is exactly what makes it unconstitutional. I have the right to face my accuser. This is the problem here. You want me to have less rights. I have more rights. I won't accept less rights. You're not the behavior dictators. Someone is going to get hurt and when they do the wrong person is going to be blamed."
by Hym Iam January 17, 2025
Get the Without your knowledgemug. by Hym Iam April 05, 2022
Get the What is 1?mug.