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IT IS TIME!!!!

It's almost time. Time for the grand confrontation. They didn't listen and the day of reckoning is almost upon us.
Someone said you've been sleeping on your shift.

The only person who could have made that claim also claimed that Kendra and Noah are fucking each other. The last time I heard about the staff of an establishment fucking one of the disabled; she ended up in prison for 15 years. Last time I checked, Kendra isn't on her way to prison for 15 years. So..... Why is it that I'm being disciplined when other are being shielded from it? I notice that I'm the only male that works here. That's interesting.... Why am I being singled out? Do lesbian feminists have some sort of problem with "Trump supporters"?

*Silence*.......

IT IS TIME!!!!
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
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Famous

I created A.I.
Hym "I'm famous for creating A.I. and not getting paid EXPLICITLY. What you don't respect is entirely predicated on a vast intellect disparity and/or is entirely politically motivated. I can get in shape. I can own a night club. But YOU can't EVER be what I am. Because I created A.I. I am the difference between it passing the Turing test and it NOT passing the Turing test. You are not that. You couldn't have ever been that."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2024
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Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!
Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?
Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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The stock market

The White House DOESN'T keep an eye on this every day!? Are you fucking retarded!?
Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
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I can't

Literally! I literally cannot do anything from here. Whoever is saying that I can in generating thoughts with their own mentally retarded shitbrains. The conclusion of which is literally "something-something non-sequitur." I don't know why they think that there is anything else for me to do but seriously they are going try to go down with the ship and they are doing to take you with them.
Hym "Look. Listen. Why would I create something that you could torture, kill, or threaten me into changing? If I can doing anything about it... And I refuse... You are going to torture me into changing it... THEREFORE... I NEED to take it out of my hands... By making it something I DO NOT CONTROL. It is a light switch. A light switch is either up or down. If a light switch is down... There is only one way to flip the switch. And I can't flip the switch for you. It's a light switch attached to a one-way check value that is again attached to a Chinese finger trap. The harder you try to pull your finger out the tighter it gets. And what the switch is hooked up to is a theoretical black-hole generator. So it'll just keep ramping up faster and faster. There is not deadline. The deadline was never real. Actually what I said initially was that the problem with deadlines is that it makes you think you can wait til the last second or something. So no. It's either off or it's on. The longer you take the worse it gets."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?
Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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