Hym "Did anybody else see that one time Joe Rogan was talking about something bad happening to his kids and he kind of trails off and stares off into the distance for several seconds? THAT is what praying that God isn't real looks like. Tell me I'm wrong."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2023
Get the Wrongmug. Why? Just why? Stop doing that.
Hym "STARLIGHT! NO! NOOOOO! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT! This is why, Jordan. Did you hear his bullshit? "If people aren't listening to you by the time you're 30... Blah blah imaginary bullshit I'm making up to justify my fanbase as a fucking charlatan!" And LOOK WHAT HAPPENS! LOOK! Look what happens when you don't listen to me! THAT! That's what happens! A fucking travesty! A travesty among travesties! God! Why!? NO MORE! Ok, alright, ok... I'll jist explain in the next one. Give me a minute... I need to get some redbull and calm down... 😮 💨 OhmyGod... 😮 💨 I've never been more upset in my life right now...😮 💨"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Starlightmug. Hym "Nonono Sam. That... That's not how it works. You win AT anything. You SAY you're winning and then you ARE doing that... Right? Because you ARE doing the things you say... Always... So if you say 'I am a woman' then you ARE a woman... And if you say 'I am winning' you are winning... So... Yeah... I'm winning! I won the thing! It was dope too, you should have seen it! I was all 'WAAAATAAAAHHH!!!' and it was a critical hit and I did like 9,999 damage... And then I won... I'm good at this!"
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
Get the Winningmug. Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alivemug. Hym "Because a journalist wouldn't be encumbered by a case-load that may limit the amount of time they can spend on a case. They aren't subject to laws in the same way that a state-sponsored investigative body would be. They may have resources the police might not. Easier for them to do undercover work. The reasons are legion."
by Hym Iam September 19, 2023
Get the Journalistmug. Hym "I am going to ship a bunch of death bots here though so... You know, get your filthy Midwestern Emo daughters ready for breeding. Highest migration in 20 years."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2025
Get the Migrationmug. I don't have any mental illness. I know for a fact a lot of you do. I'm not going to let you poison me with your filth and I'm not going to be treated for something I do not have.
Hym "I have not mental illness. You are lying to cover up a twisted lottery you've invented to stop the baby dicks from expecting sex and preemptively punishing them for molesting your kids. Because you know exactly what is going to happen. No middle ground fallacy. You give me my money and get in the fucking brothel nurse rachet. The days of living under the thumb of sadistic bigoted women are done."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Mental Illnessmug.