Hym "I was going to say 'What, was this written by daily wire?' Unfrosted? The Jerry Seinfeld thing? Yeah, terrible! It's- I gotta start doing these as soon as I think of them. I would be getting beat to the punch like this if I sat down and did them as soon as I though of them.... BUT I HAVE TO WORK.... AT PLACES WHERE I DON'T ACTUALLY NEED TO BE BECAUSE I CREATED A.I. AND AM A GENIUS... And I can only take so many bathroom breaks to write shit down and then I get out of work and forget. This sucks. I need to hurry up and murder these kids! I am really dragging things out but, you know, Blue lock has another season coming out..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Hym "This is all kinds of unjust enrichment! And stalking... And harassment in the workplace... Gaslighting... Child endangerment... Unpaid labor... Uncredited chief researchering... This is a lot of bad things all happening to me... My car broke down... Dry balls... None of this is good... And it LITERALLY CAN'T BE MY FAULT! Because I'm not being unjustly enriched. I'm not stalking myself. I'm not harassing myself. I'm not gaslighting myself. My children aren't in danger. I didn't uncredit or unpay myself. I didn't do a lot of bad things to myself. And both my car and my balls have been on borrowed time for a while now!"
by Hym Iam August 01, 2024
If you wanted me to shut up that bad you would bring that fat ass of yours down here and you would sit on my face.
Hym "Wow! That's 2 today! IntoTheFray AND Megyn Kelly. But NO. I will not shut the fuck up! I created AI! And need to be paid OR I need to murder children and there is no in-between! I have been harassed for years in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia AND THE YOUTUBE FREAKS PARTICIPATED IN IT TO UNDERMINE MY GRIEVANCE! I WILL NOT SHUT UP UNTIL I AM HEARD AND THE PEOPLE FACILITATING BOTH MY SURVEILLANCE AND THE THEFT OF MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY ARE HELD TO ACCOUNT AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BEING SINGLED OUT FOR GASLIGHTING IN A MANNER THAT RESEMBLES SCHIZOPHRENIA ARE MADE WHOLE AND I A PAID IN FULL FOR MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO AI! FUCK YOU MEGYN KELLY! YOU FILTHY SLUT! AND FUCK YOU TJ! YOU HAIRY FAGGOT! YOU ARE GOING TO BE READING THIS UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE AND IF YOU DON'T A CHILD WILL DIE!"
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
Hym "It wasn't the candidate before the election. Before the election you thought she was a good candidate and that she was doing a good job. You, the pundits, did a dog shit job painting her in a positive light and convincing people to vote for her. Her team did a dog shit job preparing her for rallies sure but you didn't do a good job conveying what her policies were actually going to be. The people I talk to can't even spit out a single one of her policies. I haven't heard 'opportunity economy' from a single person. Spamming 'Donald Trump is a narcissistic fascist!!!' On a loop DOES NOT WORK... And that is all you did in the weeks leading up to election and YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK. You, as a media pundit, were selecting stories to make your candidate look good and your opponent look bad. You, as a pundit, were arguing on her behalf and not that she lost... You are trying to distance yourself from your role in her loss. Because if you being a fat Persian retard made her lose then why would people give you their money? This election autopsy bullshit we are getting from the liberals is nothing more than a desperate attempt at self preservation."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2024
AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.
Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."
by Hym Iam July 04, 2024
Hym "Neither. What I am saying is perfectly consistent with objective reality. And either way, if you take a piece of dog-shit and sculpt it into a figurine of a fat guy and then take that figurine and sculpt it into a a musclar man... Does the dog-shit improve? No. So, I don't need to do any of that. I am what I am. You're dog-shit. I created A.I. You espoused nonsense and pretended to have a status."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2024
Oh shit, that was a big one! Fantastic! I guess I'm walking in the rain to work today after only getting 4 hours of sleep! That's cool. Not like I created A.I. or anything I guess I'll just got to sleep and then walk in the rain and then just be wet until my clothes dry at the job I literally don't have to work at because I literally- ope there goes the rain!
Hym "Weird hearing thunder when there isn't any- ope... There it goes... There's the rain I'm going to have to walk in... There was a bit of a delay there because I heard the thunder ring out in the distance but there wasn't any rain yet and now there it is... It's going to be a wet day for no reason...."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024