Definitions by Hym Iam
Why I don't trust the Bible
Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
Why I don't trust the Bible by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Who's right?
Hym "Who's right? Carbi B. Keep the porn. Keep Tik Tok as well. That's kind of my brain-child so it stays."
Who's right? by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Sloppy
Hym "That isn't being sloppy that's called being 'Not-Anonymous.' Like, it would take a minimal amount of effort to find out who I am, UP TO AND INCLUDING, asking in the way I described previously. So, no. I'm just doing this. This is happening. I've been correct about everything here."
They knew
Hym "THEY KNEW! They knew Hamas was planning and attack on 0ct 7th and did nothing to stop OR outright ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN! I CAN'T IMAGINE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENING! Can YOU!? Who could imagine such a thing!? Allowing an attack so you can justify doing whatever you want!? Who would even DO such a thing!? Knowing about an impending attack... Doing nothing... Or even THE OPPOSITE of what you have to... And then using the attack as post-hoc justification for the thing you were ALREADY DOING!? Why would anyone do THAT!? I've never even HEARD of such a thing occuring! Crazy! CRAAAAZY! What a crazy thing for them to do! Wow! Geez, I see no parallels between THAT and anything that has ever happened... Yep... A totally and completely unique occurrence and is in no way perfectly analogous to anything I've seen before... Wow! You know what that means right? For THAT to happen? There had to be a ton of stupid... Crazy... Morally repugnant people doing THE WRONG THING... DELIBERATELY... For that to happen... That what it would take. Hopefully they're all held accountable and their lives are destroyed. That's all I can hope for, RIGHT GUYS?"
Frank Tyson
Hym "People getting killed by cops is super important.... But not EVERY time it happens. Frank Tyson died 1 month ago. I'm just now hearing about it. Died in the exact same way George Floyd died so... Where is the outrage!? Or was I right!? Sissy cry-babies not used to seeing people die but now that they seen it they are kind of desensitized to it and it just isn't that big of a deal now? No protests? Where are all the outraged liberal pundits? Majority Report should have had Half-Asian Francesca on to bloviate about how NOTHING HAS CHANGED... Since George Floyd. NOTHING has changed. They just kept doing it. They just kept kneeling on necks. That was ACTUALLY the thing that THEY CLAIMED GEORGE FLOYD WAS... No outrage this time. They are PRETENDING out here. It's pretend. Like 95% of all social interactions are just pretend. It's pretend-world. I said it earlier. I said it initially. Pretend-world. That's where we live."
Frank Tyson by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
Music
Hym "Played music after what? After he alluded to the fact that they got into my email and that she was fucking him and that they had some level of surveillance regarding my whereabouts outside of work? Telling clients about your personal life is a fireable offense and the manager is doing it to me. He didn't have a phone. How is he getting into my email? The manager is telling him these things, bringing him employees to fuck, participating in the stalking campaign that's been following me for years. None of this started until after Jane left. I started writing before she left. What happened there? How does that happen? But boohoo, he, what, had his 'right' to get molested my caregivers called into question? He had a hard time sleeping one night? All of the free healthcare that anyone who isn't menrally retarded and women being brought (explicitly) to suck he dick and how is he the victim? What is he the victim of? Why am I the only one under any scrutiny for violating policy when I'm the one doing it AFTER all of this has happened? Well, because he's a cripple. That's why. Auto-Victim in all circumstances. So, no. Doesn't work. Fuck you."