Definitions by Hym Iam
Daughters
Yeah, see, the DAUGHTERS it's unquestionably bad to daft (but only because the fat-cocks need someone to fuck) but the sons? Totally fine. And when they get back? Doesn't matter. If the have a fat-cock some chick will take them in and if not they can just be hobos.
Hym "Yeah, no. Draft em. I don't have a problem with that at all. First Annual Daughters Draft! Sounds great. The alliteration really makes it pop. If they aren't going with the men then they will literally only care about the men they're fucking so... Go! Bye! I'm also a registered republican."
Credible threats
Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?
Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."
Credible threats by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
What should they have done?
They should have done what they did.... UP UNTIL they abandoned all of the practices that supposedly made them "The most moral military on the planet." It's at THAT POINT that their response became inappropriate. It's ridiculous that we're just expected to allow them to violate the international rules of war (which they ADMIT TO DOING because "Hamas is using the rules of war against us!"), we need to overlook all of the "oopies" (OoOoO Gehfoigal! We bombed the aid truck! Oops!), and we pretend that (if they succeed in eliminating Hamas) they aren't going install their own puppet regime to deny Palestinians their self-determination, indefinitely. Which they are. That is clearly the plan. They're going to take that natural gas too.
Hym "What should they have done? Not displace an indigenous population to create an artificial ethnic majority? Maybe? I donno. Given me Gal Gadot?"
What should they have done? by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Best Atheist Argument
Mine.
Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
Best Atheist Argument by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
If I tried
Hym "We'll never know what would have happened if I tried because I'm just not going to! I'm going to wait for you to do what you're inevitably going to do and then I'm going to tell you all to go fuck yourselves! To your face! I'm going to get on them fucking podcasts and you're going to have to actually defend what you're doing to my face, in front of your audience! Or I'll kill a kid!"
If I tried by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
Even More News
Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"
Even More News by Hym Iam June 20, 2024
The Canceled
Hym "The canceled all espouse the same rhetoric. 'Spiritual war,' 'attack on our institutions,' 'protect the children,' who is paying these motherfuckers to go around and say this shit? It's Dr. Phil, Rosanne Barr, the entire non-shit-lib half of the internet is doing it. Where is that coming from? Isn't that bizarre to watch? Somebody has got to be paying them. All of these people have been canceled for some form of social impurity. All of them are people I've named. Somebody has got to be bank rolling it. They all rebrand and it's all this 'spiritual war against the woke' bullshit to pollute the political landscape and prevent actual discourse about the things that are actually happening. Like the thing that is actually happening to me. I'm going to murder a kid if I'm not provided with recourse for this. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to is going to get me to accept living like this."
The Canceled by Hym Iam June 20, 2024