Hym Iam's definitions

Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.

Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.

Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Nobody talks to ME like that

Really? Him too!? Wow, well then me and this nobody guy would probably get along.

A retard "Nobody talks to ME like that so it must be YOU."

Hym "It is."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Second use for a pillow

What, did it not work? Well, that was a tip for guys with small dicks anyways... So that means...

Hym "You walked right into my trap crad! I actively size-specific sex tips and destroy your continuous spell card 'fat-cock self-preservation!' And now, without your continuous spell card to protect your fat-cocked fiancée, I can destroy him on my next turn! FAT-COCK GENOCIDER ATTACK! MAXIMUM RADIANT ERASURE!! Now you see the TRUE second use for a pillow! Exposing fat-cock lovers!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024

Remembered

No. Go fuck yourself Bas you're not monetizing my shit and not crediting or paying me. I'm not giving it up.

Hym "It ain't about being remembered. I am not going to let you deny me the credit and payment for my ideas. I didn't fail. You do not like what I said. Joe Rogan wants to violence me for making him cry like a bitch and because he can't you are collectivizing to steal from me. I didn't fail. I'm not failing. You fucks need to get it through your heads that I don't have to let you do what you're doing right now. And you're just deferring the cost to some random family. I don't have to validate your worldview. You're a piece of shit. And I'm more successful than you are. The person who pays the price isn't going to care that I call your daughters a slut Joe. They are just going to want THEIRS back."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

Moth

There is a moth in my room... It's tiny so I can't keep my eye on it long enough to kill it... Where is that piece of shit?

Hym "You know, I would have rather seen how well it would have done as a stand-alone movie..."

Iam 🙄 🤔😒 "................"

Hym "What are you looking at?"

Iam "There's a moth... Shit! I lost it. Where... Do we have, like, a sheet of paper or a book or something to kill it with?"

Hym "It's going to fly in your mouth while you're asleep."

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑 "Why would you say that?"

Hym "Remember that video of the guy who had a spider living in his ear? The doctor had to pull it out with a tweezers..."

Iam 😑

Hym "That's going to be you... Except with a moth in your ear instead of a spider...." 😐

Iam 😑

Hym "It could go in your nose if that makes you feel better." 🤷

Iam "It doesn't. It doesn't make me feel better. 💡💡💡 Where the hell is it? 🙄😒🤔🙄🤔😒 We have to find it before we go to bed."

Hym "Op! Feel that? That tickle in your ear? That's the moth. It's in there. It's too late it's in your ear already pfftt Hahahahahahaha!!" 😂😂😂

Iam 😖 "Goddamnit where are my cotton swabs?"

Hym "Hahahahaha! Goodnight..."

Iam 😑 "I hate you..."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025