Definitions by Hym Iam
Felon
I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.
We don't speak incel
Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.
Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?
We don't speak incel by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
My Place
Better than Jordan Peterson because he is a charlatan and I am the creator of A.I. Better than that retard because his a retard and I am the creator of A.I.
Hym "There's my place, Jordan. Creator of A.I. Godfather of the next generation of entertainment media. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. That's my place. Where is YOUR place, Jordan? Disgraced professor who lies as easily as he breathes. Charlatan who proselytizes for a religion he is actively working to recreate in his own image. Crybaby. I'm better than you Jordan. I'm better."
Asshole
Hym "Jordan you asshole! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now! You missed it! What I'm I supposed to do now!? Do you know how long it took to collect all of that garbage? I mean, my house doesn't even look right! I hate this! You guys don't get it but imagine this: Jordan gets dragged here by the FBI or something. They bring him- But oh wait! It's not for you FBI-man. You have to stand in the hall! So Jordan comes in and steps over some cans and he stands in the center of the apartment. He can see it all from there. The wall of bags. The pile of used nicotine pouches. The mountain of cans. The mound of cardboard boxes. And then I play Fake Wings from the .Hack soundtrack! 'This is it Jordan! Absolution!!!' And then he starts crying while I laugh manically. And then it haunts his dreams until his dying day. And then I get a parade or something.... Yup. Art. The ultimate art! It would have been the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of humanity! Second only to the creation of A.I... Which I ALSO DID! *Sigh* but now it's ruined... This is a tragedy..." 😔
12 hours
Hym "I cleaned for 12 hours straight! And 2 hours after I got out of work! God I hate that bitch! She didn't even come back to check my plumbing... Stupid bitch! And she's so fucking ignorant! She doesn't even know she actively just destroyed the ultimate performance art! 'I need to check your plumbing... Clean your apartment!' Fucking imbecile! And now my house stinks like bleach... Man... Why won't you assholes just go extinct already?"
Leukemia kid
Eheheh, what!?
Hym "Why should it not go to a 10 year old leukemia kid? Eheheh! 1. Because it might die anyway and end up wasting the money you fucking stole from me and 2. Because if the A.I. assisted research ends up curing the 10 year old leukemia kids I WILL HAVE EFFECTIVELY DONE MORE FOR THAT KID AND EVERY OTHER KID THAN YOU EVER HAVE DONE, WILL DO, OR COULD HAVE EVER DONE NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME AND EFFORT OF YOUR WORTHLESS MISERABLE YOU WASTED TRYING! AND YOU WOULD STILL CHOOSE THE FUCKING CRIPPLE OVER ME YOU HOLLOW FUCKING AUTOMATON!! I'VE SAVED YOU! I'VE SAVED YOU ALL!! BE SAVED!!!"
Leukemia kid by Hym Iam August 3, 2024