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You don't care

And YOU don't care about her fucking that retard. The pizza was good? You don't care about the people being in emails. The stalking.

Hym "And you don't care about the fucking pressure building in my skull. But what you expect me to care about is saying I would do something that I would, could, should, and CAN do that didn't come to fruition in response to a level of provocation that is like some kind of fahrenheight 451-esque nightmare where information is withheld from me to control my reaction to the things going on around me selectively.
Your self-proclaimed care for life is complete absent in my life and your care for what I did is entirely predicated on that self-proclaimed care. It doesn't exist here. Is there an infection... In my brain? Yes or No? Is she fucking the retard? Yes or No? The shit I care about entirely dictates whether or not I care and you only care in one direction and it's only because they act as a proxy for the people who are fucking you and paying you for your contributions to society and they are to some extent doing what you want people to have to do. If she is doing it, and she is, it isn't defamation and you are not myself. Aow do I have a responsibility to not be something that IF I AM there is no not being? Yours isn't here. I don't see any responsibility here with you name on it. I looks to me like somebody wants to be the responsibility dictator over there and TELL ME what OUR responsibilities are. None of which involve YOU doing anything for ME... NOW. You are DENYING ME care that you are PAYING ME to give to a retard. I'm doing your thing now. You do the paying and the fucking me and I'll do the berating you for both doing and not doing things. You don't care."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
mugGet the You don't caremug.

Rizz

Really?..... “SeE gUyS!? We ToLd yOu ThAt YoU jUsT hAvE tO *blah blah blah* (Words that literally translate to ‘Ram our cervix with a giant wiener’) “ He also doesn’t sustain them.... so there is that.
Hym “Come on now. Is it really THAT hard to admit I was right? I mean really! Rizz!? You niggas love making shit up, don’t you?

Them Hoes Over There “BuT i LiKe VaLuEs! GaMe Is ReAl!!!”

Hym “NO! You like fat cocks bitch. That’s is all. Fat cocks. This ‘making you laugh’ shit and the ‘goofy’ nonsense is completely inane. Stop it, alright? You’re embarrassing yourself. It’s absolutely farcical. Fat cocks. Not having to work.”

Dr. JeepJorp “Nuh-Uh! It’S tHe MaRkErS fOr AcCrUiNg SuCcEsS iN mY bUlLsHiT hIeRaChY!”

Hym “You shut the fuck up too Dr JeepJorp!”

Dr. JerpJoop “BuT mArRiAgE!”

Hym “Nope! After how many fat cocks? Precisely. Is it zero? Are they not supposed to fuck the fat cocks? What are the women supposed to do?”

Dr. PaulDaughter “.........”

Hym “Right. That’s what I thought. You’re not allowed to tell thing anything. They don’t need to do anything in life.... other than NOT destroy people’s reputations. Ok. 👌 Gotcha! We’re figuring it out. We got it all figured out over here. 🤦 ♂️ *SIGH!* Jesus Christ you people drive me crazy.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
mugGet the Rizzmug.

Sadia Khan

Internet dating coach. Caught being the side piece of a married man because they are just FUCK ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY (Upto and including children, animals, and retards) AND MAKING SHIT UP TO COVER IT UP! They realize that they could make money off of the men they don't fuck WITHOUT taking their clothes off so the became dating coaches and now they take their money for nothing. That's why I stick to the rape-porn.
Hym "Sadia Khan! She was on the list of full of shit internet liars. It was clear to ME (at least) that she was lying and making shit up but the YouTube FILTH (Sub-human, inferior, and retarded) just kept platforming her! While they covered up MY thing! They cover up my thing... Platform people THEY KNOW ARE JUST LYING... And they steal. And they get your kids murdered! Like, a lot! Between the pranks and all of the kids the cover up of my thing have killed... That is like a bunch of child murders. They might actually be better at child murder than I am. I'm humble enough to admit that. That seems to be the only thing YouTube is good for. Child Murder and slut funds. No more slut funding. You're bad and need to get in a brothel!!!"
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
mugGet the Sadia Khanmug.

Preferences

Preferences don't matter... But everything is predetermined by internal mechanisms that are outside of your control...
Hym "Well, no. If everything is predetermined then all of your decisions are predicated on your preferences. You literally can't decide to choose in opposition to your preferences. So, if determinism is true than it's the only thing that matters."

Samantha Harolds "But the makes it sound bad!"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
mugGet the Preferencesmug.

New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)
Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
mugGet the New Orleans Massacremug.

There ain't anything good about any of you

No. Fuck you you panhandling piece of shit. I think we need to hire that guy the strangled Jordan Neely to death to go door to door and finish off the rest of the internet beggars.
Hym "Really. Imagine if the streets were littered with people asking for money. But not just acting from money but also insisting afterwards that they aren't some street beggar but instead are cool and deserve the things they have but then guy drunk and record themselves crying like a bitch because they know they do not. Just fucking littered with em. You would not like these people. If they weren't on the phone you would not actually like these people. There ain't anything good about any of you. I'm still waiting to see it. I don't see it."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2025
mugGet the There ain't anything good about any of youmug.

Goal

It's demonstrably untrue that positive emotion is only felt in relationship to a goal.
Hym "I feel (and I imagine other people) positive in emotion in relationship to things other than goals. Watching a good anime. Playing a good game. And after reading that here's what you're going to do: You're going to broaden the definition of 'goal' in an attempt to drag me into 'semantic space' by asking questions like 'Well aren't you trying to win or beat the game or raise your rank?' And No. Not all games are played to win. I have completion anxiety and often stop playing games before I reach the end (I started playing Legend of Dragoon and I just stopped playing because all I have left to do is max out my additions, collect all the stardust, and beat the last 2 bosses) OR (In games like Skyrim and Dragon Age) I'll restart and make a new character of a different archetype. Sure sometimes I try to beat games but my enjoyment of the game has nothing to do with whether or not I beat it. I even enjoy losing competitive games as much as I hate it. The sting of defeat fills me with vigor. I also neglect to finish anime. The stark reality is that you are not more aware of my mind than I am. This is nothing more than a narcissistic delusion fostered by educational institutions (See "The folly of psychology"). It's likely that I'm more self-aware than you are. But let's see... What else gives me positive emotion... Contemplation... Carbonated beverages... Besting foes on the conceptual battlefield... Watching fire... Hating things..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
mugGet the Goalmug.

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