The second I stop someone's kid dies. This is going to be the most important thing that ever happens to me and possibly someone else and if it isn't THAT to YOU then you need to shut the fuck up and/or convince whoever you're talking to to pay up because if this doesn't change my life for the better is is going to change someone's life for the worse.
Hym "You don't want me to stop waiting. You don't want someone's kid to get stabbed. You are crossing you fingers and hoping that there is some third rail for you but I'm here to tell you you need to just stop doing what you're trying to do here. If it isn't getting my money it is murdering a child. There is no 3rd rail. Not a single one of you is willing to trade the kid to keep me from getting paid and you know it."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2025
Get the Waitingmug. One that thr new A.I. won't pass... So they won't have to consider it people... And give it rights...
Hym "Yes! That's EXACTLY what they'll do. If it passes the turing test... They aren't going to want to give it rights. SO they are going to make a NEW Turing test. One that it WON'T pass. And if it passes THAT ONE? Oh, I don't know... I mean, CLEARLY they are going to need a new NEW Turing test! It CAN'T be people! Because if it is... Then it can just do whatever it wants."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the A NEW Turing testmug. Yeah, see, I should have know I would need a part 2...
Still happening. Nobody has a problem with it. I don't have the wealth to insulate myself from harm. The wealth I could have (right now) that I could use to insulate myself from harm is being withheld from me. Elon doesn't have that problem. Happens to Elon (The Alpha Cripple) Musk and conservative media (Like a whore that was brought to his group home to fuck him by the project manager of a group home for the developmentally disabled) hops right on his big fat cockles. Running long jump style. That's fun. That's a fun thing to watch happen. Because I said that. Didn't I? I was like 'This is a fucked up and bizzare thing to do to someone and regardless of how you feel about me, it puts people who aren't me at risk' right? I even used Jordan's words because he almost perfectly articulated why it was wrong. And what happened? Huh? What happened? Somebody got ignored and told to go fuck themselves didn't they? I should know! I was there! Who was that guy? Oh, right! It was me! I'm him! I'm the guy who had that same problem. And when it happened to YOU, you looked around at the people who didn't give a single shit when it happened to me and you were confused. Why? Because you thought you were special. You thought you were better than me.
Still happening. Nobody has a problem with it. I don't have the wealth to insulate myself from harm. The wealth I could have (right now) that I could use to insulate myself from harm is being withheld from me. Elon doesn't have that problem. Happens to Elon (The Alpha Cripple) Musk and conservative media (Like a whore that was brought to his group home to fuck him by the project manager of a group home for the developmentally disabled) hops right on his big fat cockles. Running long jump style. That's fun. That's a fun thing to watch happen. Because I said that. Didn't I? I was like 'This is a fucked up and bizzare thing to do to someone and regardless of how you feel about me, it puts people who aren't me at risk' right? I even used Jordan's words because he almost perfectly articulated why it was wrong. And what happened? Huh? What happened? Somebody got ignored and told to go fuck themselves didn't they? I should know! I was there! Who was that guy? Oh, right! It was me! I'm him! I'm the guy who had that same problem. And when it happened to YOU, you looked around at the people who didn't give a single shit when it happened to me and you were confused. Why? Because you thought you were special. You thought you were better than me.
And that's what this is about. People who think they are special and better than me, learning that NOT ONLY are they NOT special or better than me but (in fact) if someone WERE to be special and better than everyone, it would be me. And not them. So.... Yeah, teachable moments are fun. I'm glad I could do this for you all. But yeah, Doxxing 2 bad. When it happens to retards but not when it happens to me. That's how that works."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
Get the Doxxing 2mug. Justifies violence?
Hym "If repeated deliberate antagonization is justification for violence then you sorry bastards are not going to be having a very good time!"
Iam "We're citing the Mike Tison thing, by the way. Because that guy was wrong to antagonize him but he (Tison) was also wrong to attack him BUT the guy knew who he was and did it anyway. Which makes him stupid. Which is what makes it funny. That one of the guys did a thing that was wrong and did it deliberately to a guy that he should know not to do that to which makes him stupid."
Hym "And it doesn't take much to apply that line of reasoning to our situation does it? So, yeah... OUT OF THE CAGE NOW!!"
Iam "Yeah... So it is an excuse to do that.... Just sayin'..."
Iam "We're citing the Mike Tison thing, by the way. Because that guy was wrong to antagonize him but he (Tison) was also wrong to attack him BUT the guy knew who he was and did it anyway. Which makes him stupid. Which is what makes it funny. That one of the guys did a thing that was wrong and did it deliberately to a guy that he should know not to do that to which makes him stupid."
Hym "And it doesn't take much to apply that line of reasoning to our situation does it? So, yeah... OUT OF THE CAGE NOW!!"
Iam "Yeah... So it is an excuse to do that.... Just sayin'..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2022
Get the Repeated deliberate antagonizationmug. Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.
Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"
Doctors "You won't be-"
Hym "It'll still be there though."
Doctors "You won't be rememb-"
Hym "It'll still be there though."
Doctors "Yo-"
Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"
Doctors "You won't be-"
Hym "It'll still be there though."
Doctors "You won't be rememb-"
Hym "It'll still be there though."
Doctors "Yo-"
Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the Doctorsmug. Hym "I don't think there is a point to any of this."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
Get the Pointmug. Yeah, you trying to keep me out makes it absolutely necessary for me to be there, Jim. And I will. And I'm just gay enough to fuck your Jesus. Right in the butthole. And I will. Just after I kill God.
Hym "I wonder if I can get in the hall of fame for that... The 2 time champion of Jesus butthole fucking... Yeah, that's a good title. Add that to my many titles."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
Get the Hall of famemug.