by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Stealing creditmug. Liberal "Not Hym though, right guy? Not Hym, right? I'm still the solution right? It's still me, right? We just just have to keep masquerading as deontologists, right? And then, in practice, we'll end up being what we really are! So not Hym, right guys? I'm still cool and popular right? It's not just my fat cock right? I'm special of the inside right?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
Conservatives "I did it guys! I defeated evil! By blatantly not doing the thing that supposedly makes me good! That's not the real me! I'm not Hym! I'm the Jesus! God made me do it! I did it for baby Jesus! I did the evil for good! I literally did the same thing as the evil but I'm still good, right? The incest cult I'm not actually doing says I'm good. They also says there are talking donkeys."
Hym "Wow! You really want to be better than me and you a just not that. I mean, YOU are more incompetent then Trump and Elon. So either way they are relatively more than you. And YOU are a nutter. Literally insane."
Lib "But not Hym, right?"
Con "I'm not Hym am I?"
by Hym Iam November 09, 2024
Get the Not Hymmug. Headline: Man saves his country by tongue kissing his own daughter.
Headline: Man saves his country by allowing his country to selectively manufacture a mental illness (completely arbitrarily) and the results may shock you! It's child murder and or jumping off a balcony! Results may vary but you can use it to recruit shills!"
Headline: Man saves his country by allowing his country to selectively manufacture a mental illness (completely arbitrarily) and the results may shock you! It's child murder and or jumping off a balcony! Results may vary but you can use it to recruit shills!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
Get the Saves his countrymug. No the fuck you didn't you lying ass bitch. A priest too. Even the priests lie! That's what makes it hell (by the way). That's what makes them an affront to God. You're going to sit there and make shit up like Joe Rogan with the litter boxes and lie because you're a narcissist who thinks that no one is going to call you on anything. I know nobody is going to call me on anything because I live in truth but this motherfucker actually thought I was going to sit here and let him say he saw a bitch climb up a wall and I'm just not going to say anything about it.
Priest "I saw her climb up a wall."
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
Hym "No. You didn't. That isn't a thing that can happen and even if you did it was a hoax. The zealotry abounds! It's wild!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the I saw her climb up a wallmug. No I'm not going to do that. If me being muble is more important than other people's kids lives then fine but that's on you.
Hym "I'm not going to asks and if you let them get away with using my shit without paying me I'm going to murder literally as many kids as I can. End of discussion. You don't have the right to do to me what you're doing. The punishment will the death of children."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Askmug. Hym "You are right that who the heroes and villains are DOESN'T matter. Which is why obfuscating the 2 ISN'T GOING TO WORK. I need to be able to make a MAXIMALLY INFORMED DECISION. If obfuscating to try and trick me 'Maximally informing me?' No. It isn't."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
Get the A Maximally Informed Decisionmug. Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Get the Johanmug.