Hym Iam's definitions
Your existence.
Hym "Your entire life, your job, are a joke. A joke that I made about you looking like a Jewish man."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2024
Get the A jokemug. It isn't just the AI models doing that. Are you sure they aren't just mocking you? Because even I struggle to tell the difference between you idiots just not understanding things and you feining ignorance.
Hym "Potemkin understanding? Sounds familiar. I don't think that's unique to AI language models. Though I don't actually agree. I have been watching the AI generated synopsis videos and they seem to be getting better over time. It's YOU that I am more concerned about. I mean, what part of don't do the weaponized schizophrenia, you need to pay me for my work, and I don't need a trial because you can just tell the truth do you not understand? Because I see this shit-lib trying to assert that all rights stem from your ability to try me and therefore you don't have to give me any of the other rights. And that is you being petty and stupid and acting in bad faith because your delusional religions and/or political philosophies have giving your too many avenues to escape culpability in your own sin or malfeasance. And that is what this is. That is what is happening here. It isn't the necessary and natural byproduct of your kids being threatened. You're being a shit. You know you're doing it. 3rd parties are pleading with you to stop. Noone is telling ME to stop. REE-lon has a black eye... I have never had a black eye in my life. I didn't poop in anyone's bed. And if I did (in abstraction) it was solid gold and worth 80 million dollars."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Potemkin Understandingmug. People like to do it to me. Why? Because they know I can't do it to them. Why can't I do it to them? Because it's impossible for me to be inferior to myself and I would have to be that to imitate you.
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the Imitationmug. Mmmmm... Delicious... It's like candy. Except if "candy" was cocaine and cocaine lasted 6-8 hours. (I vaguely remember doing this one but whatever the dialogue is what matters)
Hym "Just an FYI, we're probably going to need (either) some Adderall or alcohol. So... Yeah make that happen..."
Iam "Don't... Don't say it like that! I'm sorry. He... We aren't very effective conversationalist. You know? So, if we're going to have a productive dialogue, it might be necessary for us to have that in our system.... I know it sounds bad..."
Hym "I'm like Batman! I need prep-time. And by 'prep time' I mean 'Drugs in my blood'... So, yeah... Junkie Batman!"
Iam "Don't... Don't say it like that! I'm sorry. He... We aren't very effective conversationalist. You know? So, if we're going to have a productive dialogue, it might be necessary for us to have that in our system.... I know it sounds bad..."
Hym "I'm like Batman! I need prep-time. And by 'prep time' I mean 'Drugs in my blood'... So, yeah... Junkie Batman!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2022
Get the Adderallmug. You're bringing women to suck his dick and enforcing the rules selectively while foisting all of the work you don't want to do on to the new guy and then threatening the new guy's job because he isn't making the retard you're bringing women to fuck follow the rules. That fat dyke threatened to go to management and get me fired for not making him come upstairs at exactly 10pm.
Hym "He isn't great you have no expectations because HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You were trying to get him to come upstairs at 10... He failed to meet your expectations... It's MY fault for letting him... I get him to come upstairs on time... And then what? Nothing. Fucking nothing. Because HE'S A FUCKING RETARD. Your expectations for that cripple are so low that waiting an hour to eat a handful of apple slices without shoving someone down the stairs (literally a thing that happened) is all it takes for him to be ✌️✊️✌️great✌️✊️✌️ And by virtue of simply being fucked he is absolved of his faults and by virtue of being a literal fucking retard he's absolved of his obligations. It's a literal retard sex cult you bald, bloated, faggot. You're neck is literally being engulfed by your torso as we speak. By the end of the week the podcasters are going to be talking to a pair of eyes peaking out of your chest you freak. And for ME, you could have conceived of a higher expectation. I would have exceeded whatever you would have imagined. He's fucking trash and you're fucking trash. Asshole."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the Greatmug. Iam "Man, that is creepy."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I quote her 1 time and now she's popping up in my feed. It's creepy. The algorithm shouldn't be able to do that..."
Hym "Now that I think of it, yeah. We've been watching the same type of content for years (and she is in the same space as the other people we watch) and it wasn't until the opinion comment that she started popping up..."
Iam "Maybe it's just a coincidence..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I quote her 1 time and now she's popping up in my feed. It's creepy. The algorithm shouldn't be able to do that..."
Hym "Now that I think of it, yeah. We've been watching the same type of content for years (and she is in the same space as the other people we watch) and it wasn't until the opinion comment that she started popping up..."
Iam "Maybe it's just a coincidence..."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
Get the Quotemug. It (Israel) doesn't have it's neighbors surrounded on all sides. They don't control the electricity or the communication of their neighbors. They don't have a cosmic entitlement to their neighbors land. They don't have control of their neighbors borders. The don't have complete dominion over their neighbors. If any of those variables were at play in regards to their neighbors, their relationship with their neighbors and their ability to male peace would radically change.
Hym "Do their neighbors have full self-determination? What does their ability to make peace with people they haven't subjugated have to do with anything going on right now? The argument is 'They make peace with their neighbors and they bend to international pressure and therefore are better than Hamas' but to what extent can the Palestinian authority negotiate peace with other countries? Can they join Nato? Ukraine can't and they tried to do it anyway. Can they sell their natural gas to Egypt? Would Israel allow them to negotiate peace? Would Israel negotiate with Hamas (obviously before oct 7th)? No? How can you judge the ability of captured state to negotiate peace when there is no one to with whom to negotiate except for the people who have occupied them and the people who are antagonistic toward the people who occupied them? Let's say you get Hamas out of there. What makes you think the next authority will be any less antagonistic to the zionist state? And what is their role in the Gaza strip? They need to elect a new authoritative body. One that will just shut up amd accept subjugation by Israel. And then... If their good... THEN the Jews will increase the amount of rations they're afforded? When can they start selling their natural gas to other countries? What about freedom of movement? Do they ever get that? So no. There ability to negotiate peace stems from having a level of agency the Palestinians lack and does nothing to detract from what they're doing now."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
Get the Neighborsmug.