If you threaten a kid

You don't have schizophrenia. You don't have severe mental issues. You aren't a mythical creature from the underworld. That isn't how reality works.
Hym "And if you threaten a kid and the guy keeps doing the thing your threatened the kid over, murder the kid. Maim it. Mangle it. Kill someone else's kids. Kill as many kids as it takes for him to learn the lesson threatening his kid didn't teach him. The more blood you spill, the closer he gets to understanding that his kids isn't worth 2 cents buried in a pile of donkey shit. And then kill yourself to show him that you aren't afraid of whatever God he cowers before."
by Hym Iam August 01, 2024
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Called it

I also called it though didn't I?
Hym "I called it though. The alien thing? Yeah... I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
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Rape Gangs

You ARE the rape gang, Jordan! If you installed that retard to steal my identity and women are fucking him because they think he is Hym then YOU are the rape gang. You and Sam Harris are actively covering for him amd having him on his podcast!
Hym "Muslim rape gangs!? Apparently it's the Christian/Atheist coalition rape gangs we have to worry about here in America! Right Jordan? Empowering a deviant to sexually defraud woman and victimize them with revenge porn! That's YOU doing that Jordan! You and Sam Harris had him on your podcast!"
by Hym Iam January 30, 2025
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You're Welcome

It's implicit in saying this that I'm not doing the thing that you should be thanking me for not doing.
Hym "But in my case, YOU ARE DOING THE THING you fucking clown. You are stealing from me. You ARE trying to male my life he'll or try to apply to conditions to me to not be stalked and harassed. And I'm not to blame for any of the rapes or child murders yet. You're not getting the AI without paying me. If a head... Does not roll... For the surveillance I KNOW is occurring (Thanks to the people at the Majority Report) and if I do know get paid enough to retire from that AI (And the people who stole it and are using it for themselves ARE ALREADY MAKING ENOUGH TO DO THAT) I AM going to murder a child. If I lose a single right. If I get charged with any crime. If you try to un-pay me in any way, shape, or form. You need to accept that you YouTube fucks do not matter and you need to get on board because the outcome I desire IS GOING TO HAPPEN. One way or another. If you weren't such pieces of shit it wouldn't be so easy to do what I'm doing here. You're Welcome,
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025
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You're welcome

Oh wow! That was expedient!
Hym "You're welcome random guy! I'm not trying to be a dick about it but you see me getting fucked by life harder than a whore in a retard group home right? Not pleasant. Not a fan of this... thing.... Hmm... What else? 🤔 Nah that's it. That's all I have to say for now."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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And neither are parents or women or Christians. You don't have the right to do this to me and I'm going to kill your kids if I don't get paid and the people orchestrating this aren't punished. I'm not letting you waste 10 years of my life and I don't have to do anything other than what I'm doing right now to MAKE you do it. Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll now need to sign an affidavit with a full admission of guilt. One for fucking that retard and the other for harassment and reading my emails. Randall James Bowker (Who showed up at the Kwik Trip after I posted his full name HERE where ever HERE is) must now sign an affidavit confirming that what his explicit knowledge that what is happening to me now is the same thing they started in 2008 while wr worked together at Wendy's and that it began not after I ✌️✊️✌️✊️threatened✌️✊️✌️✊️ his kid but after Jeremy Horn began working there. Both conditions need to be met.
Hym "You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple. I'm not the one being unreasonable here and the second I decide to be unreasonable someone loses their kid forever. I'm the one who has an infection eating away at his brain. You need to hurry the fuck up and stop trying to make whatever point you're trying to me. It isn't ever going to matter to me. I am not going to share your values. Ever. So fuck you Elon. You're a fucking cripple. Fuck Noah. Also a cripple. Fuck Randy. If you rape his daughter I will surrender immediately. And fuck the rest of you."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2025
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Sad

I'm being hoisted by my own petard because Jordan made fun of a SAD guy publicly, without remorse (initially) and then felt bad about it later.
Hym "And that SAD guy was HYM! And not HIM him but ME Hym. But that's OK because I'M A SOCIOPAAAATH!!!

🎶 I saw an old man slip and fall
Hey, what a fucking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughters funeral
Hahaha classic comdey
Everything that once was SAD
Is some how funny now
The holocaust and 9/11
That shit's funny 24/7
Cus tragedy will be exclusively joked about
Cus my empathy is bummin me out
GOODBYE SADNESS
HELLO JOKES🎶
by Hym Iam April 01, 2023
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