Hym "Somebody's on their way to the courthouse to sue Elon for steal his ideas! Wonder if he's stealing anyone else's ideas while I get eaten alive by flies as a donut slave. Huh!? Not like I've generated billions of dollars or anything. God damn. This FUCKING DOGWATER!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Hym "Then what happens when I refuse? Is it better for everyone or worse? If it's better in a 'necessary evil' kind of way than I'm happy to oblige. And if it's worse I'm happy to do that too. Just to ensure that what you're doing has a cost. What is the cost, you say? Well, it won't be nothing."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2022

Hym "What thing, Chris Williamson? Do you want me to murder the children Chirs? I think Chris Williamson wants me to murder American children. I want HIM to murder children. Do it Chris. Murder the children. Actually MAKE Chris Williamson murder children. If I murder children, either MAKE Chris Williamson murder children OR murder Chris Williamson. Do that."
by Hym Iam December 02, 2024

Hym "So... If Elon is a super genius... And I created A.I. and he DID NOT do that... What does that make me? Super-duper genius? Super genius 2 (Get it? Like, Super Sayian 2?)? And, speaking of Musk's Biography... Did you bang Grimes? You NEED to redeem us all Chris- Wait! You're not a fat-cock are you? If the answers are 'No and Yes' or 'Yes and Yes' or 'No and No' I need you to grab a belt and find the nearest doorknob.... The only acceptable combination of answers is 'Yes and No.' Goddamn it... You know, what? I'll just do it myself. God... DAMN IT, Chris... You're almost as bad as Andy! None of this is working out properly! You need to screw women instrumentally... To slight my enemies... And hurry up and take your turn with Taylor Swift we need to hurry the line up this is all taking forever."
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Hym "That is SUPER bad for the rest of you! Wow! Because he's the one getting the idea from ME, right? So his conception of how fast it's progressing should align pretty closely with mine."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
