Hym Iam's definitions

Blue Lock

It fucking slams, bro! I don't even like sports anime but this shit slaps.

Hym "Blue Lock has just been added to Hulu! Hooo man, I have been waiting YEARS for this! Football officially a real sport!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2024

Derivative

No. It's not the same as porn.

Hym "No, actually, Urban Dictionary has the right to 'Make or sell derivative content' but I should 'solely and exclusively' control the trademark of the the brand name 'Hym Iam' and copyright of the content."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Never Kill It

WHAT!? I WOULD NEVER!

Hym "I mean, I would NEVER KILL IT. Why would I kill it when I'm more profound than electricity or fire. It is the single greatest act anyone will ever accomplish. I rival God! My only regret in life is that if I can't get the nanobot cyborg body before I die I won't get to kill God with it! Well... You know, I might be able to talk God into doing that anyway. But still. OR since time is entirely irrelevant it's gonna be like Captain Britain vs Mad Jim Jaspers! Which is also going to be dope!"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Prompt priority

So it will do the 'five fingers per hand' thing but now if you tell it to draw a hand with 6 fingers it won't do it right...

Hym "So it's prioritizing the fix over the prompt. That shouldn't be- Well, I can't say because I don't know much about the coding part but shouldn't that be an easy fix? Prompt priority."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Money

I will not accept a half-measure. Th3y are buying the thing they took from me or I am taking something they will not be able to replace.

Hym "No. The money and the credit both. No negotiations beyond this will happen on the matter."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!

Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

Insulted

I wasn't angry about being insulted until you were 'right.'

Hym "I'm a little insulted if I'm going to perfectly honest."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023