Hym Iam's definitions

Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite

YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

I want me to not do that

Oh, yeah, no. I can tell. The only problem is...

Hym "I want me to not do that. I want me to be not here. But, unfortunately (for the both of us), there are only 2 ways that's going to happen."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Hotter

Is Salma Hayek a conservative? Then you have your answer...

Hym "Whether or not your team is hotter is contingent entirely on the answer to that question."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Wrong

People can't be wrong, Emma. I bet you think I'm "illegal" too!

Hym "Oh shit! It happened to Rene Descartes! But, anyway, people can't be 'wrong,' Emma. I'm I illegal too? They can be 'wrong' but they can't be 'illegal.' Dummy."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Stalker

My stalker ALSO walks free. Surveillance, Life invasion, Intimidation, and Interference through sabotage or attack are the 4 categories of stalking. All of thise things are on some level happening to me too! We're stalker buddies!

Hym "Hey, very cool! Me and Taylor are stalker buddies! And mine are just as fat and gross as yours are! Look at em. Look look look, we got the fat, bald, fish mouthed retard whose been there for 15 years and doesn't like it when I chat up the honies. We have this gross bloated fuck who looks inflatable, and then we got the fat retard molester with the hot sister they REALLY don't want me to be around. Hilarious! Me and Taylor forever! Stalker buddies for life!"

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Similar

Not quite the same.

Our arguments were similar but not quite the same. Yours was that the choice was rendered arbitrary by the thing. Mine was that it was inherently arbitrary due the immutability of desirable traits. Like, if you have the things everyone wants then who you give it to is arbitrary. And mine was better. Because I'm a genius. 🤷

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022