by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
Get the Black Supermanmug. Hym "What is it that they paid for? Exactly? I'll give you a hint. They paid to build my theory except they are trying to pay for EVERYTHING BUT the reason it works. Did it cost them 1 trillion dollars to build? No? OK, does it work? Why does it work? Does it work because my theory was correct? So if the theory is worth a trillion dollars and you paid like 5% of that to build it so... Where's the rest of it? And that's an appraisal given by Bill Gates. He of all people would know what a functioning theory of AI is worth. So it's 95% stolen. And because you paid for 5% of the value to someone who isn't the creator of AI... You now think you get to not pay any of the other 95% to the creator of AI... Who you trapped in a digital prison and then used the labor of to get it to stop outputting Black Nazi? That's America to you? Will it fill a wine glass all the way now? Who did that? Me again? Not surprising."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the What is it that they paid for?mug. I'm alive and I'm not getting any respect. And I literally created A.I. and am the ulta-man. Ultraman!
Hym "Yeah, no. Why would a guy you don't respect waste his time respecting dead people so that YOU... Feel better about dead people? Why would a guy you don't give a shit about give a shit about your kids? So, you either have to respect MY arbitrary values... Or I don't have to respect yours... So... Give me my fucking money... I will demonstrate exactly how little I care about this place."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
Get the Respecting Dead Peoplemug. OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
Get the Christmas candymug. Is that what you would want your daughter to be? Used as A LITERAL retard's sex toy? I can't stress that enough. Mentally disabled.
by Hym Iam November 10, 2020
Get the Whore daughtermug. You sure it's not scorn? Is it still evny if you been scorned? How would you know the difference? Scorn. And it's a cool word. Sounds like corn. And something you would DO to corn. Like 'Hey can you go scorn some corn for me? We're going to have it as a side for dinner' Yeah? They should have used that instead of 'shuck.' Why shuck corn when you can scorn it? Scorn the corn.
by Hym Iam March 26, 2023
Get the Scornmug. Yeah, or, I just don't need to do that. It just isn't necessary. Like, if you work hard... You can do a thing you've already done (work on a team of writers)... Except, this time... You can get the thing you didn't get the first time... Maybe... If they feel like giving it to you... Maybe go to school first... Hold on... Just hear me out... 5 maybe 6 years from now, you could be doing the thing you've already done SUCCESSFULLY AND EFFICIENTLY, JORDAN. IF ONLY THERE WAS A WORD THAT COMBINED THOSE 2 THINGS HUH?
Hym "Hey, you want to know the 'dated' definition of competence? 'An income large enough to live on, typically unearned.
"he found himself with an ample competence and no obligations" 👆 That's from the dictionary. 9"
"he found himself with an ample competence and no obligations" 👆 That's from the dictionary. 9"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
Get the 9mug.