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Identity

The thing you are trying to both steal and obfuscate.
Hym "And when I say obfuscate I mean you are trying to obfuscate what constitutes my identity and then attribute to me (in explicit terms) one that I reject as a precedent to steal anything that could be used as evidence to refute this externally imposed identity."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
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Middle man

I don't have or want a middle man.
Hym "Detain the person claim to be my middle man. They are likely misrepresenting what I am say or what I mean when I say things to steal resources for themselves."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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Gelatinous cube

A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.
Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."

Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"

Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
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Empathy

No. No. That’s not what it was.
Hym “No. It was self pity. Not because of the insult but because I am right. And he knows it. It was not empathy. And no. I don’t lose if I shoot your kids in the face. That’s how I can win. Damn... I was right about EVERYTHING. Every single utterance. That is wild. I’m the rightest man who has ever lived.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
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Baby trapped

No, I was getting to it.
Hym "Baby trapped by a MASCULINE woman! A LITERAL female body builder! That's called BEING A FAGGOT! FAGGOOOOOOT! FAGGOT AND A FRAUD! Call it the Faggot and Fraud podcast from now on. Official campion of the redpill space: Hym Iam with his submissions of BOTH 'Critical Fat-Cock Theory' AND 'Andrew Tate the Imaginary Frankenstein!' Thank you very much everybody! I accept this award with pride and I just want all of you to know that I wouldn't be better than all of you if you all weren't fucking retarded. Thanks everybody! Let's have a round of applause"👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
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Go ahead

The problem being that in the same way you would criticize me for not saying this to your face... I don't see you issuing a public statement telling me I'm not going to get paid do I?
Hym "So by your own logic you're NOT really saying 'Go ahead.' I gave you the option to say go ahead and you're implying it but you aren't actually saying it, are you? So no. We both understand the difference between thing and we both understand what's happening here and it is, in explicit terms, what I said was happening. Barring catastrophe, what I said is going to happen is going to happen. And what happens to me after that is not going to be enough of a consolation for the person it happens to and in saying 'Go ahead' you acknowledge that you don't care either way. So, stop trying to get people's kids killed. Shut your bitch mouth. And then call your senator and tell him to make the mentally retarded billionaire pay what he owes before someone what really can't afford it pays for him."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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Actions

When I act, my actions are final.
Hym "And this is 1 of the last 2 actions I'm ever going to preform."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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